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Meet Pistol Pete, the quesadilla that shoots straight to the heart. Crispy bacon, fresh avo and crumbly feta, all melted...
27/10/2026

Meet Pistol Pete, the quesadilla that shoots straight to the heart.
Crispy bacon, fresh avo and crumbly feta, all melted into a golden toasted tortilla. Salty, smoky, cheesy… dangerously delicious!

📍 Find us at Gardens, Mowbray, Tygervalley, Big Bay, Woodstock & Sea Point

The ORIGINAL Liteberg. Accept no imitations.Ice-cold Castle Lite draught, topped with a frosty dollop of our frozen marg...
24/10/2026

The ORIGINAL Liteberg. Accept no imitations.
Ice-cold Castle Lite draught, topped with a frosty dollop of our frozen margarita. Your b**r, with a fiesta on top. Total legend!
Cape Town’s been cooling down with these since forever. Who’s buying the first round?

📍 Find us at Gardens, Mowbray, Tygervalley, Big Bay, Woodstock & Sea Point

Just chalk & passion. Love Si.
27/08/2026

Just chalk & passion. Love Si.

Devastated doesn’t even begin to cover it💔. We lost our idol. Dolly Parton was pure sunshine, unmatched talent, and a ma...
26/08/2026

Devastated doesn’t even begin to cover it💔. We lost our idol. Dolly Parton was pure sunshine, unmatched talent, and a masterclass in grace and grit. She made the world a brighter, kinder place just by being in it. There will never, ever be another like her. Rest in peace our lovely 💕

Like a mint-choc slab, but make it tequila 🤤✨Introducing the Chockie Bokkie — silky Milkybar Tequila meets bright neon p...
26/08/2026

Like a mint-choc slab, but make it tequila 🤤✨
Introducing the Chockie Bokkie — silky Milkybar Tequila meets bright neon peppermint for the ultimate party starter.

Who’s brave enough to take on The Milky Man tonight? 🌶️🥛 🏉🇿🇦🏉

Saddle up and bring your ass-kickin' boots—we ain't just surviving this week, we're taking the reins and riding it all t...
27/07/2026

Saddle up and bring your ass-kickin' boots—we ain't just surviving this week, we're taking the reins and riding it all the way to Sunday. Let's get to work, y'all! You know where to warm up with some comfort Tex-mex food & great tequila!!!🌵💥

Sun’s out, Icebergs are pouring, and Sunday vibes are in full swing! 🌵☀️ Whether you’re nursing a Saturday night or just...
26/07/2026

Sun’s out, Icebergs are pouring, and Sunday vibes are in full swing! 🌵☀️ Whether you’re nursing a Saturday night or just soaking up the Cape Town sunshine, nothing hits the spot like a cold margarita and an Iceberg. Grab your crew, grab a booth, and let’s make the most of the weekend! Remember folks - Don't let Monday ruin your Sunday!

21/07/2026
It’s wild out there and it’s only Wednesday… so why not indulge in some Fat Cactus FUN? 🌵✨
08/07/2026

It’s wild out there and it’s only Wednesday… so why not indulge in some Fat Cactus FUN? 🌵✨

Go Bafana Bafana! All Fatcactii: Order a Combo Platter & 4 Icebergs to share R750.
11/06/2026

Go Bafana Bafana!

All Fatcactii: Order a Combo Platter & 4 Icebergs to share R750.

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5 Park Road
Cape Town
8001

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+27214225022

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