Makeshift Shakespeare

10/14/2026

Hear ye; Thursday night finds us again upon the Chaos Bloom Theater stage! Plenty of tricks AND treats at their weekly Whitmans Sampler of local comedy. The seating is limited, but the laughs are bottomless.

Be there, ya hear?

09/25/2026

Young Beatrice and Reginald did meet
Like clockwork as they did their daily walk.
No matter what the time, out on the street,
“Statistically improbable,” he’d balk!

Confronting Beatrice on how she feels
Reginald finds she’s fearful but aroused
By ugliness and poorness as he deals
With flirty insults calling him barn-housed.

“If you want me, Pig man, go ask my dad,”
said Beatrice, “don’t wallow in your trench.”
Young Reginald felt skeptical and glad:
Confused, uncomfortable, and slightly French.

Our Makeshift Shakespeare played a monoscene
Inspired by “Discomfort, Math, Ennui”

09/23/2026

That be our name! We play on Thursday Night
Between the Vanpires and CBT!
An ev’ning sure to fill you with delight
Thus Chaos Bloom shall be the place to be.

From modern improv to our classic jests
Our sets shall be inspired all by you
So please, bring friends, ideas, and place your bets
On what your suggestions will make us do.

Each show is like no other- don’t miss out
On seeing what is all about

07/19/2026

While merchants hid their top tier merchandise
A Scarecrow woman came alive to woo
One neighbor, Clark, was charged the largest price
For stopping bats from doing what they do.

His wife deceased, not snoring, not a bit,
Because of Clarks poor aiming of his broom.
The doubtful Gregor soon discovers it
After he frees the bat from Clark’s bedroom.

Gregor is pained by never finding love
He’s hurt to see it dismissed by his friend.
But thanks to intervention from above
He meets his soulmate ‘for he meets his end

A tale of fuzzy feelings felt by zeros
Makeshift Shakespeare’s “STATUES OF SUPERHEROES”

Remember turning to page 43 and dying in a pit of vipers? If that strikes nostalgia, join us for CHOICES WERE MADE, our homage to choose-your-own-adventure books, tonight at 7pm. Or if your literary nostalgia is considerably *more* retro, we’ve got an all new play from the Bard at 8 with MAKESHIFT SHAKESPEARE!

07/17/2026

Last night we told a tale of soup and love:
An anniversary couple did dine
But feuded over food, push came to shove,
The Gods of War beat out Saint Valentine.

But a French chef, mysterious and kind,
Had specials not listed on the Menu.
His accent and words were all intertwined.
This couple thought “what else can that tongue do?”

Their spark ignited, will they separate?
Will these two lovers welcome in one more?
The witches did not forsee such a fate:
This date and couple had much more in store.

As liquid food and solid drink was scoop’d
They rekindled their love over hot soup.

07/15/2026

This week we have a pair of Makeshift show
The first on Thursday at the Chaos Bloom Theater
The second is a further way to go
(For some) at Lakewood’s What If Theatre room.

Two diff’rent shows, two diff’rent lengths and yet
We don’t know what we’ll do without your get,

05/28/2026

Tonight we join a trio on Broadway
Not in New York City but south Denver
We’ll do a 20-minute classic play
Amidst more acts from Chaos Bloom players.

We don’t rehearse so we will make it up
Based on suggestions from the audience.
Perhaps we’ll play a lion, bird or pup
Or non-animals if we get the chance.

It’s more than worth the ticket price for us
But you also get to see diet milk.
“Well who are they” you ask and whine and fuss
They’re fun, like us, so come support their ilk.

See something diff’rent - laugh - three teams are here.
We’re one of them. We are Makeshift Shakespeare

04/24/2026

Mark your calendar - May 16,8pm - What If Theatre

Get Tickets on Humanitix - Makeshift Shakespeare hosted by What If Theatre . What If Theatre, 9060 W 6th Ave, Lakewood, CO 80215, USA. Dates from Saturday January 17th 2026. Find event information.

03/22/2026

What a night! Comedy. Tragedy. Comedy. Summer and Taxes was a story of unrequited love, mistaken identity, and audits. Next show is May 16th at What If Theatre! Don't miss it.

01/29/2026

Starting Sunday!

With Keith Rains and Thompson Powers

Learn how to improvise Shakespeare Taught By Keith Rains 4 Weeks Sundays 1-3pm ($80) February 1st/8th/15th/22nd How to work with the narrative Shakespeare form. We’ll work with trusting the flow of the set and not looking toward any frequency ending.