07/19/2026
While merchants hid their top tier merchandise
A Scarecrow woman came alive to woo
One neighbor, Clark, was charged the largest price
For stopping bats from doing what they do.
His wife deceased, not snoring, not a bit,
Because of Clarks poor aiming of his broom.
The doubtful Gregor soon discovers it
After he frees the bat from Clark’s bedroom.
Gregor is pained by never finding love
He’s hurt to see it dismissed by his friend.
But thanks to intervention from above
He meets his soulmate ‘for he meets his end
A tale of fuzzy feelings felt by zeros
Makeshift Shakespeare’s “STATUES OF SUPERHEROES”
Remember turning to page 43 and dying in a pit of vipers? If that strikes nostalgia, join us for CHOICES WERE MADE, our homage to choose-your-own-adventure books, tonight at 7pm. Or if your literary nostalgia is considerably *more* retro, we’ve got an all new play from the Bard at 8 with MAKESHIFT SHAKESPEARE!