Shotgun Willie's

19/10/2026

14/10/2026

The team at Sh***uns Willie’s is proud to announce that we are the first restaurant to ever achieve a 4th Michilen star.

A Philly Cheesesteak paired with a pint of Coors won over the critics and set a new benchmark in fine dining worldwide.

We don’t take bookings, walk ins only x

04/09/2026

Big week designing our new merch line over here at the Pistol Dick. Our resident penny drawy doodly man Tal has done up a series of squiggles for our fine patrons to cast a vote on what they would like to slap on their body.

So, watcha reckon? Which thingamahoozit should we conjure up?

26/08/2026

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Dolly all night, every night, forever.

Anyone who touches the shrine is banned for life.

06/08/2026

Thank you for celebrating one quarter of one million b**rs with us. We have decided that steins are here to stay.

On Sunday, we will be offering a BRING YOUR OWN VESSEL (BYOV) special, where you can get a fill up for $15. If you share it, you have to pay triple. If you don't finish it, you have to pay quadruple. If you share it and don't finish it, you have to work a Saturday night open to close service free of charge in Jimmy Choo's. You also have to supply the Jimmy Choo's.

Disclaimer: Vessels that can be assumed to get us in the dog house with liquor licensing will either be denied or served as a shandy. Sorry, friends. We gotta walk the line.

Speaking of lines, come do a foot dangle tonight. It's line dancing. BYO feet.

21/07/2026

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Sh***un programming.

Sorry we went away for a bit there. The horse post overwhelmed us and we needed a breather.

Up next, a series of photos shot in venues that are not Sh***un Willie's but definitely photos of your friendly Sh***un beverage tenders (not to be confused with chicken tenders).

We played a game of "let's make up a bag of props and take some lovely photos of the staff on tour with some disposable cameras over a feed at Africola and some wholesome bowls at a bowling alley that lets you bowl bowls and take photos on disposable cameras with a bag of props after a dinner at Africola".

But it's back to business time and as you know, we are serious about our business.

Two for one tacos tonight. We do pork tacos with pork in them now also. There are drink specials tonight too, I just can't remember what.

$10 cheeseburgers on Wednesday + some live music from a musician that plays live country music. Not sure which one.

Line dancing on Thursday + cheap chicken tenders (not to be confused with beverage tenders).

Weekend.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sh***un Willie
PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES OF SH***UN WILLIE'S

23/06/2026

LISTEN UP!

We have a terrible idea but do not have the capacity to bring it to life ourselves so we’re putting an offer on the table…

First person to bring a horse to Sh***un Willie’s (horse must fit through the front door or the horse will be told to take a hike) gets a year long all you can eat and drink pass for Sh***un. Enquire within. Bring horse = cheeseburgers and b**r.

Anyway, here is a song called B**r For My Horses that is about cowboys serving justice accompanied by some photos of the Sh***un Sheriffs reporting for duty.

Disclaimer: Horse must be real

Secondary disclaimer: Horse must also be alive…

Third disclaimer: Sh***un Willie’s will not be held responsible for any horse/horses that fall through the floor into Memphis.

Fourth disclaimer: Horse must provide consent to be filmed

Fifth disclaimer: Horse must provide consent by splitting the G

Seriously though, someone bring us a horse. We’ve been simmering on this for years.

02/06/2026

In the spirit of the delightful weather currently being bestowed upon us, we are introducing a new menu item for you (but not Uber Eats because the dogs take too big of a cut).

Welcoming to Sh***un Willie's for the first time - the grilled chicken taco.

It's innovative, it's flavourful, it's a culinary masterpiece, it's chicken. Just in time for the Michelan Star to make its way to Adelaide.

Here is a photo gallery of the same 3 tacos shot at different angles because photographers are expensive and we haven't had this in the venue to get enough content yet.

1- side profile - sexy, yet sleek. Nothing left to the imagination. You can see it all.
2- 45 degrees - I sense you, I'm turning to you, I want you
3- slightly less than 45 degrees - I have found you. Look at me. Love me.
4- help
5- bonus - asher making bechamel sauce for a new drink concept (his drink concepts are atrocious)

We've decided to do yet another revolutionary thing that you've never heard of. Taco Tuesdays. 3 tacos, for $9. Out of control. We know.

Starting from tonight. Come say "hey, whoever does your social media needs to shut the f**k up and get to the point, but can I also get 3 tacos"

28/05/2026

FYI when Taylor sang "this night is sparkling, don't you let it go. I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home", this is what she was talking about.

Pictured: Taylor Lautner sharing a mozzarella stick with Travis Kelce

20/05/2026

Hi.

We here at Sh***un Willie's are all about the finer things in life. And as a dedication to our admiration and love for you, the punter, the patron, the pain in the ass at 1.45am on a Friday night, we have made it our life's (yes lifes) mission to provide those fine things to you.

We're talkin burgers with real plastic cheese. We're talkin wagyu beef leather seating, we're talkin hand crafted from start to finish bourbon and cokes. And what's next? Never seen before, never done in house, not once ever in the history of bars or Sh***un Willie's, warm drinks.

What's on the menu, you ask? Well thanks for asking. It's a drink... that is warm. In fact there are two of them.

What's in those warm drinks you ask? Fantastic question. You got alcohol. You got other stuff. And the other one also has different alcohol and other stuff.

So don't be a stranger. Get on down to your local Sh***un and experience a nice fresh cup of never seen before warm yum, courtesy of the team at Sh***un (charged at RRP).

Sh***un Willie's, you ask for it, we might do it (a lot of your ideas are rancid though so we probably won't). Giddy up.