01/04/2026
Good Morning Friends and Family!! We are sorry to have to do this but our overlords in the government want to appoint us dispensers of adult beverages responsible for your consumption. We love you all and want to be the best baby sitters possible so we are implementing a new rule here at Domino Club STX.
LIMIT: 3 shots PER adult Human
We love you, we love MamaWanna and we really love not calling Pelle towing to get your car or VI Ubah to bring the hummer because gas prices are as we say Snoop Dog Cheech and Chong and Nico under the mango tree High!!
After 3 shots, Brian Louden says your dance moves get worse, your flirting gets weird, and your chances of hugging a stranger or Willis or Kevin Bacon go way up.
So we cap it at 3 to keep you upright, your texts unsent looking at you Ingo (your limit is one in a 1oz cup) , your rass from going to MacDonalds and your stories fun (not tragic). Want more? Try water. It’s like a shot, but for your organs.
Mamawanna wish you a safe and happy April 1st or as they say in newspeak “April Fools Day”
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