01/01/2026
Well kiddos & creepers it’s time to double flush 2025 here at The Parched Opossum. Once again we are doing it in style. Tonight around 12ish we will be dropping 26 Lime Scooters from the top of The Nissen Building across the street from the bar. We tried to use our roof but it’s only as high as the Dudes that hang around the old CVS. As usual the drink specials are pretty much garbage so….
It’s also National left over hamburger helper day, bring your own spork.