04/01/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS – MILL & MAIN CAFÉ TAKES OFF 🚨
We’re excited to (maybe) announce the future of coffee in Willsboro…
Introducing Mill & Main Drone Delivery™
Because sometimes… you just can’t leave the job site, the boat, or your couch.
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📦 How it will work:
• Order your coffee, breakfast sandwich, or lunch
• Look to the sky
• Hear a gentle buzzzzz
• BOOM — latte delivered from above(well hopefully without the Boom)
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☕ Featured Flight Menu:
• Hot coffee (lid secured… we think)
• Iced drinks (preferred by FAA)
• Breakfast sandwiches (slightly wind-swept)
• Fresh baked goods (assuming a sea gull has’t gotten it)
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⚠️ Important Notes:
• Please do not attempt to “catch” the drone
• Dogs must remain leashed during delivery
• Boat deliveries available — aiming for the bow
• Tips may be attached to the drone via clothespin
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💬 Beta Testing Locations in May:
✔️ Downtown Willsboro
✔️ Job sites
✔️ Random docks along the lake-Noblewood Beach
✔️ That one guy who orders 3 coffees before 7am
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💡 In all seriousness… we will be working on ways to make Mill & Main as fast and convenient as possible — even if we’re not quite ready for air traffic control just yet.
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👀 Would you try drone delivery… or will you be sticking with the classic walk-in?
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