10/29/2026
🚨 THURSDAY AT FINN’S: BECAUSE YOUR COOKING CAREER HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH. 🚨
listen. we need to talk.
you’ve been working all week. you’re tired. you’re hungry. and the thought of going home and figuring out what’s for dinner makes you want to lie facedown on the kitchen floor.
GOOD NEWS. WE HAVE A SOLUTION. 😂
🥖 **$7.99 CHEESESTEAKS WITH FRIES!**
load that thing up with unlimited toppings. make it messy. make it magnificent. build a cheesesteak so loaded it needs its own zip code.
🔥 **$5.99 BUFFALO BITES!**
crispy, saucy, delicious little nuggets of happiness. order them for the table, but let’s be honest… you’re not emotionally prepared to share.
🍒 **$4 CHERRY BOMBS ALL DAY**
🍺 **$2.50 ULTRA DRAFTS ALL DAY**
and before somebody asks… YES, THE SPECIALS ARE THAT GOOD. NO, YOU CANNOT GET THE FOOD SPECIALS TO GO. CHEESESTEAKS AND BUFFALO BITES ARE **IN-HOUSE ONLY.** SO GET YOURSELF IN HERE. 😂
📍 **FINN’S CAFE 99**
🚭 non-smoking bar
👨👩👧👦 family friendly until 11 pm
🍽️ kitchen open until midnight
🍻 bar open until 2 am
🚗 plenty of parking
let’s review your options for thursday:
option 1: go home, cook dinner, dirty every dish you own, and stand in front of the refrigerator afterward wondering what went wrong in your life.
option 2: show up at finn’s, order a cheesesteak, demolish some buffalo bites, grab a cold drink, and let somebody ELSE worry about the dishes.
I FEEL LIKE THE CHOICE IS OBVIOUS. 🤣
tag your partner in crime, your favorite eating buddy, or that one friend who says, “i’m not that hungry,” and then eats 73% of your food.
**THURSDAY. FINN’S. BRING YOUR HUNGER. LEAVE YOUR KITCHEN ALONE.** 🍻🥖🔥
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