Finn’s Cafe 99

06/14/2026

☀️🍻 SUNDAY FUNDAY: THE WEEKEND'S FINAL BOSS 🍻☀️

Well folks, we've reached the championship round.

Friday was fun.
Saturday was a blur.
And now Sunday is here to remind us that Monday is lurking around the corner like a bill collector.

But not today, Monday. Not today. 😎

There's still time for one last hoorah before the alarms start screaming and the group texts turn back into work emails.

So end the weekend the way it was meant to end:

🍕 With great food.
🍺 With cold drinks.
😂 With friends.
❄️ And with air conditioning, because Mother Nature has apparently confused Pennsylvania with the surface of the sun.

🍕🍔🍗 Pizza (including gluten-free), wings, burgers, cheesesteaks, and plenty more — because meal prepping for Monday sounds like something a much more responsible person would do.

🍺 $2.50 Ultra Drafts ALL DAY EVERY DAY
🍒 $4 Cherry Bombs ALL DAY EVERY DAY

❄️ Cool air, cold drinks, and zero dishes to wash
🚭 Non-smoking bar = nothing but good vibes
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family friendly until 11PM
🅿️ Plenty of parking — because you've spent enough time going in circles this weekend

⏰ Open 5PM–2AM
🍴 Kitchen open until midnight
📦 Takeout available for anyone trying to convince themselves they're "getting ready for the week"

Because let's be honest...

The laundry isn't going anywhere.
The emails will still be there tomorrow.
And Monday is coming whether we like it or not.

So squeeze every last drop out of this weekend and spend your Sunday Funday at Finn's.

After all, work starts tomorrow...

But regrets are forever. 🍻😂

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06/13/2026

HE’S BACK!!!!!!!!

06/13/2026

☀️🔥 TOO HOT TO COOK? TOO HOT TO THINK? TOO HOT TO EXIST? 🔥☀️

Good news: Finn’s has air conditioning and cold drinks, which is basically modern medicine at this point. 😎🍻

It’s Saturday. It’s hot. The sun is personally attacking everyone, and the last thing anybody wants to do is stand over a stove pretending to enjoy summer.

So skip the cooking, escape the heat, and cool off with us!

🍕🍔🍗 Pizza (including gluten-free), wings, burgers, cheesesteaks, and plenty more — because sweating over dinner should not be part of your Saturday plans.

🍺 $2.50 Ultra Drafts ALL DAY EVERY DAY
🍒 $4 Cherry Bombs ALL DAY EVERY DAY

❄️ Ice cold drinks
🧊 Air conditioning that actually works
🚭 Non-smoking bar = cool air and good vibes
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family friendly until 11PM
🅿️ Plenty of parking — because nobody should have to sweat while looking for a parking spot

⏰ Open 5PM–2AM
🍴 Kitchen open until midnight
📦 Takeout available for those who want great food without turning their kitchen into a sauna

Let's be honest…

The dishes can wait.
The laundry can wait.
That project around the house can wait.

But cooling off, enjoying great food, and spending your Saturday night with friends?

That sounds like a much better idea. 🍻😎

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06/12/2026

🍻🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE WORK WEEK HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DECLARED DECEASED 🚨🍻

After a long investigation, authorities have confirmed that Friday has arrived and your responsibilities have been postponed until further notice.

Which means there's only one thing left to do…

🎉 CELEBRATE SURVIVING ANOTHER WEEK AT FINN'S! 🎉

Because let's face it…

You answered the emails.
You survived the meetings.
You tolerated people.
You said "Happy Friday!" to coworkers you barely know.
And somehow, against all odds, you made it.

You deserve better than leftovers and falling asleep on the couch by 8:30.

🍕🍔🍗 Pizza (including gluten-free), wings, burgers, cheesesteaks, and more — because after the week you've had, cooking should be considered a hate crime.

🍺 $2.50 Ultra Drafts ALL DAY EVERY DAY
🍒 $4 Cherry Bombs ALL DAY EVERY DAY

🚭 Non-smoking bar = all the fun without smelling like an ashtray tomorrow
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family friendly until 11PM
🅿️ Plenty of parking — because fighting for a parking spot on a Friday night is the kind of negativity we're leaving behind this weekend

⏰ Open 5PM–2AM
🍴 Kitchen open until midnight
📦 Takeout available for people who claim they're "just having a quiet night at home" and then mysteriously show up at Finn's anyway.

So put the work week in the rearview mirror.

Ignore that text asking you to "cover a shift."
Pretend Monday doesn't exist.
And spend your Friday night doing what weekends were invented for:

🍻 Good food.
🍻 Cold drinks.
🍻 Great friends.
🍻 And making memories you'll laugh about next week.

See you at Finn's.

Because your couch has had you all week.

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06/11/2026

# # 🚨 THURSDAY NIGHT SUPPORT GROUP 🚨

Hi, my name is __________, and I told myself I was going to eat healthy this week.

*Hi, __________.*

Then Thursday happened.

Suddenly, cooking sounds exhausting, leftovers are offensive, and your fridge is just a brightly lit box of disappointment.

Luckily, FINN'S CAFE 99 exists.

🚭 **NOW NON-SMOKING**
Because the only thing that should leave you breathless is the size of your cheesesteak.

🚗 **PLENTY OF PARKING**
No scavenger hunt required.

🍽️ **FULL KITCHEN OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT**
For those of us whose dinner plans don't begin until after we've had our third "I don't feel like cooking" breakdown.

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 **FAMILY FRIENDLY UNTIL 11PM**
Bring the kids. Bring your friends. Bring that one person who always says they're "not hungry" and then steals everyone's fries.

# # # Now for the reason Thursday suddenly became your favorite day of the week...

🥖 **$7.99 CHEESESTEAKS** *(IN HOUSE ONLY)*
Unlimited toppings.
At this point we're basically trusting you with too much power.

🍟 Fries included.
Because a cheesesteak without fries is just sadness on a roll.

🔥 **BUFFALO BITES — $5.99** *(IN HOUSE ONLY)*
Tiny pieces of happiness covered in sauce.
Sharing optional. Regret guaranteed if you do.

🍒 **CHERRY BOMBS — $4 ALL DAY**

🍺 **ULTRA DRAFTS — $2.50**

Meanwhile, somewhere across town...

Someone is washing dishes.
Someone is eating leftover meatloaf.
Someone just spent $40 on takeout and forgot the ranch.

Don't be that person.

Be the person sitting at Finn's at 8:30 saying:

*"Should we get another round?"*

The answer is yes.

See you Thursday night.

And remember...

**Calories consumed on Thursdays are simply weekend memories arriving early.** 😎🍻🥖🔥

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06/11/2026

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Brand new hoodies, and T-shirts are in, and we’re doing something pretty awesome!!! Last year we lost our own Eric’s Dad, Bob, at the young age of 64. He was a great guy, a true “family” man. We are honoring him with a special edition hoodie, with the blue ribbon, symbolizing prostate cancer. We are donating $5 per hoodie, and the Schelinski family is matching our donation. $10 per hoodie is going to be split up between The Cancer Wellness Center of NEPA, and Bob’s favorite charity, Wounded Warriors Project. Hoodies are $25, sizes Small-XLarge, $30 for any larger sizes. T-shirts are $10, regardless of size. You can place your order on this post, or reach out privately. We plan on doing this again in October, to bring awareness to Breast Cancer. Thank you all in advance for the support, and for always promoting small business.

06/10/2026

🚨 ATTENTION WING LOVERS 🚨

It’s Wednesday…

Which means thousands of people across America are meal prepping, counting calories, and making responsible choices.

And then there’s us. 🍗😂

🔥 **WELCOME TO FINN’S CAFE 99 WING NIGHT** 🔥

Where “I’ll just stop in for one” has ruined more plans than exes and bad weather combined.

**TONIGHT’S REASONS TO IGNORE YOUR GROUP CHAT AND JUST COME OUT:**

🍗 **$.70 Wings** *(in-house only)*
🍺 **$2.50 Mich Ultras** ALL DAY
💣 **$4 Cherry Bombs**

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family friendly until 11PM
🚭 Officially non-smoking
🍔 Kitchen open until 12AM
🍻 Bar open until 2AM

Meanwhile, every table at Wing Night has:

😂 The friend who says, *“I’m only eating six.”*
🤔 The one studying the sauce menu like it’s the SATs.
😈 The wing thief who claims they “just wanted a bite.”
💀 And the person ordering one more basket because *“we’ve already come this far.”*

Honestly, Wednesday is just a support group for people who accidentally ate 24 wings and have absolutely no regrets.

Tag your crew below and tell us:

**How many wings is too many wings?**

Asking for absolutely no reason whatsoever… 😏🍗🍻

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See you at Finn’s.

06/09/2026

🚨🍔 Public service announcement: if you’re trying to “eat light” tonight… keep scrolling. 😂

Tonight’s burger doesn’t believe in moderation, and frankly, neither do we.

🔥 **DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER SMASH** 🔥

🍔 Double smashed burger patties
🧀 Cheese melted to perfection
🥓 Enough bacon to make your cardiologist unfollow you
🥬 Lettuce and 🍅 tomato… because balance is important
🤫 Secret sauce that we’re legally obligated to pretend we can’t tell you about

This burger is basically what happens when somebody says,
*"You know what this cheeseburger needs? More cheeseburger."*

💥 **Burger of the Night = The Double Bacon Cheeseburger Smash**

And because we believe happiness should be affordable…

💥 **$7.99 BURGER & FRIES**
Any burger. Your way. No cooking. No dishes. No pretending that salad in your fridge was ever part of the plan.

PLUS… we’re officially **NON-SMOKING** 🚭
So the only thing in the air is the smell of bacon and people shamelessly staring at your plate.

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring the kids before 11PM
🍽️ Full menu till midnight
🍹 Drinks flowing till 2AM

**DRINK SPECIALS**
🍺 $2.50 Ultra Drafts
💣 $4 Cherry Bombs

Grab your friends. Bring your appetite.
And maybe wear stretchy pants.

Because a Double Bacon Cheeseburger Smash isn’t just dinner…

It’s a love letter to people who think bacon is a food group. 🥓🍔😂🔥

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06/08/2026

06/08/2026

🚨 MONDAY SURVIVAL MODE: ACTIVATED 🚨

Congratulations! You made it through another Monday.
You answered the emails.
You survived the meetings.
You pretended to care.
Now it's time for your reward.

🔥 MONDAY = PIZZA & WING NIGHT AT FINN'S 🔥

Because after a full day of work, the last thing anyone wants to hear is:
**"What's for dinner?"**

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family Friendly Until 11PM
Bring the family, bring your friends, bring that coworker who looked one inconvenience away from quitting today.

🚭 NOW A NON-SMOKING BAR
Because your clothes have been through enough already.

🍕 PIZZA SPECIALS:
$6.50 HALF TRAY
$10.99 FULL TRAY
✨ Gluten-Free Pizza Available

Honestly, at these prices, your oven deserves the night off.

🍗 WINGS JUST $.70 EACH
Order 10.
Tell yourself that's enough.
Order 20 more.

🍺 $2.50 Mich Ultra ALL DAY
💣 $4 Cherry Bombs

Because Mondays are easier when they come with food and drinks.

🍽️ Kitchen Open Until MIDNIGHT
🍻 Bar Open Until 2AM

So stop staring into your refrigerator hoping dinner magically appears.

We already solved that problem.

👉 Like, Share & Tag the people who survived Monday and deserve a wing-filled victory lap tonight! 🍗🍕🔥😎