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02/03/2024

Hi everyone -- this is Nick -- our good friend Brian Beck lost his beautiful wife Colene this week -- please donate to the go-fund-me listed below --

Hi everyone. I’m coordinating this GoFundMe on behalf of one of my husband’s … Stacie Schiaroli needs your support for For Funeral and Memorial of Colene Beck

27/02/2024

from Brian Beck fb page

I'm sorry to say that Colene passed away this morning. We at home and St Marys hospital did everything they could to try and save her but were not successful. Please keep us in your prayers during this devastating time.

I'm sorry to say that Colene passed away this morning. We at home and St Marys hospital did everything they could to try and save her but were not successful. Please keep us in your prayers during this devastating time.I'm sorry to say that Colene passed away this morning. We at home and St Marys hospital did everything they could to try and save her but were not successful. Please keep us in your prayers during this devastating time.

17/01/2024

grandpa Mike -- my buddy

15/01/2024

25/12/2023

my Mrs. Santa Claus --

07/12/2023

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Para-Olympics after they tested positive for WD-40.

03/12/2023

I asked my 2 year-old-daughter, “Do you want to ride the horse?” She looked around and said, “But we have no horse.” I replied, “I can be the horse for you, my baby girl, you can ride my back.” She looked straight into my eyes and replied, “Mom, but you are a human.”
The question is: how come my 32-months-old-daughter knows I am a human and not a horse, but my boss doesn’t know it.

03/12/2023

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went
out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before
I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7pm,
dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such
beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there: a
limousine,
uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous
dinner,
lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.
Then we go see a show.
Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from
pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with
me three times !!!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go ??".
Edna: "No, no, no... course not... I'm just saying, wear an old dress".