05/28/2026
Last night, Chip Decanter sat down with for what was supposed to be a simple two-part interview…
…it was not.
Topics discussed include:
🍺 Beer vs 🍷Wine
“Bricks”
Glizzys
Punching up vs punching down
Excessive swirling
Mouthfeel
Please understand:
This is satire.
This is theater.
This is professional wrestling logic applied to fermented beverages.
We love Walla Walla.
We love our wine friends.
But Beer Parlor Bill has apparently chosen violence.
Watch at your own risk. The bell has rung 🛎️