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09/13/2024

The whisper adds a little something to my ole’ school favorite poem of all time. Clever (Not the poem…we know that…ahem) but the way he flipped it. DOPE!

08/26/2024

There are not too many people that are my homies on here that have this problem…or are they? These tips even help the most talkative person to keep the conversation going. Do you know how to talk to ANYONE?

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07/07/2024

Uh, I have no idea what's happening, but my book is flying off the shelves so fast that BOOK BUZZ decided to jump on the bandwagon and put "Everyone’s Favorite Poems of Poetri Vol. 1" on sale for $16.99! That's a whopping 46% off the regular price! Is that good? I dunno, but it's AMAZING for you! 🥳🎉 So, stop whatever you’re doing and rush over to Amazon to grab your copy before someone comes to their senses and changes the price back! Seriously, I have no clue how long this sale will last! Get it NOW! 📚🔥

Discover or rediscover the poetic genius of Poetri in his latest collection, "Everyone’s Favorite Poems of Poetri." Compiled after years of encouragement from his wife, this book brings together his most beloved works, spanning his illustrious career from Broadway to Def Poetry Jam on HBO. Enjoy ....

07/06/2024

🌞🔥 HOT Friday Evening Reminder! 🔥🌞HOT SALE FOR TODAY ONLY!

Just a friendly heads-up, everyone! As you soak in this hot Friday evening, don’t forget to grab your copy of "Everyone’s Favorite Poems of Poetri Vol 1"! 🌟📚

This book is the perfect companion for a warm night, filled with humor, introspection, and pure poetic brilliance. Whether you're cooling off indoors or enjoying the summer breeze, let Poetri's words captivate and inspire you.

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06/27/2024

🎉 Giant Humongous Sale Alert! 🎉

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06/26/2024

Is Your Money Acting Funny Too? Discover the humor and truth in Poetri’s words. Get your copy of 'Everyone’s Favorite Poems of Poetri' today!

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06/25/2024

🍔🍟 vs. 📖🎤

Alright, folks, let's talk about choices. You can head to McDonald's, grab a greasy burger, and feel that instant regret, or you can nourish your mind and soul with something truly fulfilling – Poetri’s new book, "Everyone’s Favorite Poems of Poetri Vol 1."

We all know McDonald's might taste good for a hot second, but what about the aftermath? Those fries might be golden, but they're not exactly bringing out the best in you. Now, imagine curling up with a book that's a feast for your mind. "Everyone’s Favorite Poems of Poetri Vol 1" is packed with poems that will make you laugh, cry, and think – and leave you with zero guilt.

From the hilarious "Krispy Kreme" to the introspective "Monsters," this collection has it all. It's like a happy meal for your brain but without the empty calories. And let's be real, it's way more satisfying than a Big Mac.

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06/22/2024

Discover the humor in our differences with Poetri Smith's poem 'Equal but not the Same.' This delightful piece captures the essence of diversity, highlighting our unique traits and cultural quirks in a funny and relatable way. Don't miss out on this insightful and entertaining read. Celebrate diversity with Poetri's poetry today!

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06/20/2024

Tired of Boring Poetry? Time for a Book Fight!

Poetry doesn't have to be boring. Join Poetri Smith in a wild ride through the funniest and most relatable verses you'll ever read.

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06/18/2024

06/16/2024

🌟 Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! Whether you're a proud dad, a dad-to-be, or someone who's just really good at impersonating one, today we salute you! And let's not forget our Heavenly Father, Yahuah, the ultimate Dad in the sky, who doesn't need socks or ties as gifts.

Now, speaking of dads, Poetri is not just a legendary poet but also a professional dad, navigating the delightful chaos of fatherhood with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof. His new book, "Everyone’s Favorite Poems of Poetri Vol 1," is not just a collection of poems—it's like a hilarious and heartfelt dad joke wrapped in poetic brilliance. It’s got everything from belly laughs to deep thoughts, guaranteed to make you think, “Wow, dads really are cool!”

So, don't miss out! Get your hands on this gem for just $25. Slide into my DMs, send me a Cash App (), Venmo (), or even Zelle me at 310-309-0323. Let's make this Father’s Day one for the books—literally! 📚😂

06/15/2024

In Poetri's wild world of poetry, every verse isn't just words—it's a wild, breathing entity! Unlike Dr. Frankenstein's monster mishaps, Poetri brews up imaginative "Monsters" that live right in his gut. These poetic critters leap off the page in "Everyone’s Favorite Poems of Poetri Vol 1," mixing belly laughs, deep thoughts, and a dash of cheekiness.

One standout? Poetri's notorious "Dating Myself" poem, where he dances through self-discovery and relationships with a mix of charm and wit that'll leave you snorting your coffee. These poems aren't just fun; they're like a cosmic hug for anyone who's tripped over love, loss, or the weirdness of Tinder.

Hurry up and slide into Poetri's DMs for your copy—today's the day to bag a surprise straight from the poet himself. Don't snooze on this chance to wade into a world where poetry isn't just ink on paper—it's a rollercoaster ride through laughter, contemplation, and the sheer zaniness of being human!