Dr. Chet Von Steve-Brule & The Chet Family’s Family

05/18/2026

Mmmmmmm

05/02/2026

05/02/2026

It’s a Very Chetty Christmas, with The Chets’ and their magical friend “Freaky the Snow Chet”!

04/10/2026

My cousins, known as “the twins”. My father, name of Chet Von-Zollogog, inventor of the cigarette butt cocktails, doesn’t understand how they came from the set of pennis or vraginer. Both of my sisters who formerly were my brothers also don’t know how the twins came from the set of pennis or vraginer, but they both offered to inspect the pennis to make sure it’s not damaged and doesn’t taste like poison. My brother who chose NOT to become my sister also does not understand how the twins came from from the set of pennis or vraginer, but he doesn’t understand anything because of the retardant in his brains. I don’t even understand how the twins came from the set of pennis or vraginer, and I’m a frikkin DOCTOR ya dingus!!

04/10/2026

My cousin, Father Chet Von Biblestudy. Not to be confused with my father, name of Chet Von Zollogog, inventor of the cigarette butt cocktail.

04/10/2026

These guys are dicks. They used to tie me to the goal post on the football field and pull my pants down and smear honey on my bare ass and let the bees have their way with me. But my GOD can they dance.

04/10/2026

I already know all of these things! I’m a Doctor, ya dingus!