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Appetizers
White Collar Combo - caviar and beer
Popplers - can’t eat just one
Middle-earth Lembas bread - you'll never be hungry for dinner
Nachos Libre - can you wrestle your way through a whole order? Mad Men Chips and Dip – served with Heineken beer and Lucky Strikes
Sandwiches
The Impala - Who doesn’t enjoy the taste of sulfur and rock salt on their Sam and Dean? Add Bobbie or Castiel
for $2.00
The New Sherlock Holmes - It’s elementary, dear customer. Smallville - Baloney and cheesecake on white bread
John Sheperd's Favorite - Turkey, tava beans, and lemon. Served with blue jello
Pizzas
Chicago Style Canadian Bacon - Bennie and Ray and Ray’s favorite
The Hawaii 5-0 - pineapple, hot dogs, and saltwater taffy. Bring a little Jersey to your Hawaiian pizza. Star Trek TOS Pizza - Ham with extra cheese
Entrees
The Stargate Trio - Jack, Daniel, and Teal’c. Sorry, Jonas not available in this universe
The Inception - An entire turkey in a burrito in a ravioli in an M & M shell. It’s a dream. Zero calories. Jayne Cobb Salad - Served in orange knitted hat - yours to keep
V-Delight - Braised tail of Lizard - It’s Bliss-ful
Fringe Plate - FauxLiver and Onions with Walternut cake and double order of fries
Hippogriff & Chips
Sylar’s Brain Stew
Gagh - Traditional Klingon recipe
Kep-mok Blood Ticks - Just like mother used to make
Monkey Brain Soup - Indy’s favorite
Highlander Trio - Head of cabbage, head cheese, head of lettuce
Greendale Community College Chicken Fingers
Senior Specials
(ages 50 and up)
All beef is aged to perfection
Qui-Gon - Towering Sequoia of Pancakes
Ducky Mallard - Formerly the Illya Kuryakin, famous Scotch-Russian recipe
Rack of Gibbs - With a dry wit rub (ask your server for a free head slap)
Sean Bean and Ham Soup
RDA-grade Angus MacGyver Steak - served on a bed of duct tape and bits of string
Dessert
Sheldon’s Mango-Caterpillar Sno Cone
Twizzlers
Treacle Tart
Turkish Delight
Cherry Pie and a Damn Fine Cup of Coffee
Children’s Menu
Tribble Stew and Horta Dumplings
Fried Sanctuary-Fresh Nubbins (abnormally delicious)
Roast Gungan with Jawa Gravy
Brisco County Jr. Burger and Comet Curley Fries
Ewok Fingers Happy Meal
Vegan Menu
Soylent Yellow
Soylent Red
For Soylent Green, see Wraith menu
Wraith Menu
Available upon request
Drinks
The Vamp - A bloody Mary like none other. Choose from three recipes: Twilight, True Blood, or Moonlight
Hypervodka
Bubble Shock! Soda
Prison Break Toilet Wine (vintage: last night after count)
Butter Beer
The Burn Notice - A mojito, a beer, and yogurt
The Werewolf - nothing like a little hair of the dog
Gillywater
Pumpkin Juice
Blue Bantha Milk Shake
Slurm
Romulan Ale
Duff Beer
Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster
Tea Tray of Doom
The Whine List
Wesley Crusher Sangria
Dawn Summers Syrah
Anakin Skywalker Sour Grapes Whine Cooler
Lana Lang Hard Lemonade
Conner/Connor Merlot (Angel and Terminator varieties)
Ally McBeal - ½ a Glass of Chardonnay
Meredeth Grey Cabernet
Now proudly serving Caf-Pow! Check us out on Facebook! Lunch Menu
The Hogwart’s Express Lunch - It’s like soup and salad, but better. Choose three of the following:
Bill
Blaise
Cedric
Charlie
Colin
Dean
Draco
Dumbledore
Fred
George
Hagrid
Harry
James
Lucius
Neville
Oliver
Percy
Regulus
Remus
Ron
Seamus
Sirius
Snape
Dr. Who Lunch specials
(there is no #1 and #2)
#3 - Parrinium-Spiced Sneg
#4 - Broth of Oblivion
#5 - Avocado Pear and Riverfruit Salad
#6 - Gumblejack fish with Rassilon Red Wine (Galifrey’s finest vintage)
#7 - Bubbleshake with Fabi weed, Lenta soup made with Chimeron jelly and hibiscus blossom honey (vintage 1928)
#8 - Gwampa fruit fresh from Jadea
#9 - Guffabeque - flown in daily from the planet Lucifer
#10 - Cheese Sandwiches and Brainy Crisps fried in Krillitane oil with sliced branka
#11 - Fish Fingers and Custard - hold the apples, yogurt, beans, bacon, and buttered bread
