The Blue Porch East Michigan

21/03/2026

GO BLUE 🏀

GAME DAY!

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21/03/2026

🍔🥜 Peanut Butter Burger 🥜🍔

Creamy peanut butter.
Hot pepper bacon jam.
Melty white cheddar.
Crispy onion rings.
All stacked on a toasted artisan bun that’s holding together pure flavor madness.

It’s sweet, it’s spicy, it’s crunchy, it’s cheesy—basically the burger you didn’t know you needed until now.

20/03/2026

It’s Fish Fryday, and the crunch is calling.
Crispy, hand‑battered wild‑caught haddock, fried golden and served up with:
🍟 Hot fries
🫙 House tartar
🍋 Fresh lemon

All for 18.8 and absolutely worth the mess on your napkin.

If your Friday needs a win, this is it.
Get your Fish Fryday fix at the Porch.

19/03/2026

What’re you waiting for?
The Porch doesn’t do patience🍻
It’s time to join the fun—with the crew that keeps the lights low, the pours strong, and the laughs louder.

Come raise a glass with the legends behind the bar

19/03/2026

This is your last reminder to get those brackets in!
And may the odds be ever in your favor 🙏

HAPPY MARCH MADNESS 🏀

18/03/2026

Meet the Porch Regulars: Zeke & Zola
🦓 Zeke wears a tux to a dive bar and insists the bartender call him “Maestro.” Zola, his martini-loving counterpart, critiques cocktail menus like she’s judging a Michelin tasting — and yes, she still claims she coined “extra dirty.” No one’s buying it, but we let her have it.

They don’t just drink — they curate experiences. They don’t just eat — they pair ribs with existential commentary.
They’re not real, but they’re real Porch energy.

So when you’re sipping something bold or biting into something messy, raise a glass to the wallpaper crew.
They’ve been judging you since you walked in.

13/03/2026

Halftime lead!

13/03/2026

Your Fish Fryday starts here.
You've already given up enough.
Indulge in this crispy Haddock special~!

Order for pick up or delivery 👇

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12/03/2026

Porch Pizza: Built for bold appetites.
🍕 Crispy crust. Melty cheese. Sauce that slaps.
🔥 Add $2 off during Happy Hour and you’ve got a certified good decision.

Whether you’re flying solo or feeding the crew, this pie doesn’t play.
Get it hot. Get it now. Get to the Porch.

11/03/2026

Lunch is officially a thing at our Chesterfield location! 🙌

Join us Thursday, Friday & Saturday starting at 11am — because good food shouldn't have to wait until dinner.

Come hungry. Leave happy. See you soon! 🌮🍽️

09/03/2026

March Madness is coming. 🏀🔥

Fill out your bracket, grab a cold beer, and get ready for wall-to-wall games at Blue Porch Bar.
Drafts flowing, TVs on, and the madness about to begin.

Who’s taking your championship?

08/03/2026

She said what she said.

Thank you to our fearless leader Jamie and the amazing women who make The Blue Porch better!