05/09/2025
We’re here and we’re meeting some friends. One of our friends is Derek, he’s from Malden. Do you know Derek from Malden? I don’t know Derek from Malden, but my mom is from Malden. Really? Do you know Derek from Malden? Who is Derek from Malden? You don’t know Derek from Malden? No. He was on a TV show one time. So I’ve got a friend here that lives in Malden. His name’s Derek. Do you know Derek from Malden? I don’t, but I know Malden. Do you know who Derek from Malden is? Derek from Malden? Okay. I do not know who Derek from Malden is. He’s famous. Make them money, money, money, money. Have you ever heard of Derek from Malden? No. Y- no? Okay. Never heard of him? Thanks. Okay. Listen, I’m a Boston tour guide. I’ve never heard of the person, ever. Perfect fluency in English, Latin, and Greek. Uh, she mastered three distinct languages- You know Derek from Malden? Yeah. He says he’s been on a TV show. I don’t know if it’s true. Excuse me, sir. Do you know Derek from Malden? No, I never heard of him. All right then. Nobody seems to know this guy. He said he was on a TV show. Hey, let me get you some change. God bless Thank you, sir. Appreciate it.