Tipsy Tommy's

03/09/2026

👀🍻 **SO… WE FOUND OUT WHAT ED WAS UP TO.** 😂

Yep… **he’s gone CRAZY ED on us.** 🤣

Apparently nobody should leave Ed alone with a **bar napkin, a pen, and one cold beer**… because next thing you know, he’s sketching out a whole **Sunday Funday outdoor expansion** for Tipsy Tommy’s. 🏈🍔🍺

And the crazy part? We’re already starting the party.

🏈 **SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13TH**
🍺 **BROWNS TAILGATING STARTS AT 8AM**
📺 **TAILGATE 19 LIVE at Tipsy Tommy’s**
🏈 **THEN WE KEEP IT GOING RIGHT THROUGH BROWNS KICKOFF!**

We’re talking cold beer, food from the **Tipsy Tommy’s trailer**, picnic tables, co****le, live music, Browns football, and one BIG outdoor Sunday Funday. 🔥

**The picture is just Ed’s quick napkin idea — nothing is set in stone yet. We want YOU to help us design it!**

Take a good look and tell us:

👍 What do you like?
💬 What would you change?
🔥 What are we missing?
🍻 Would you spend your Sundays out here?

And most importantly…

😂 **Do we let Crazy Ed keep going… or do we take away the napkins, pens AND his credit card before he builds a stadium?**

Drop your ideas in the comments! 👇

**TAILGATING STARTS AT 8AM — SUNDAY FUNDAY STARTS EARLY AT TIPSY TOMMY’S!** 🍺🏈🔥

03/09/2026

We’re CLOSED Sunday & Monday for Labor Day.
We thought about working…
but then we remembered the holiday is literally called Labor Day
and decided to honor it by doing the opposite.

Even our pig needs a break.
See you Tuesday!

02/09/2026

02/09/2026

🚨 **EMERGENCY STAFF MEETING AT TIPSY TOMMY’S.** 🚨

Reason?

**SOMEBODY LEFT ED UNSUPERVISED AGAIN.** 😂

Apparently Ed said:

**“Hear me out…”**

That was mistake #1.

Then he pulled out a napkin with what he called a **“business plan.”**

It had:

✏️ Three arrows
🍺 A beer stain
🔥 The word **“BIGGER”** circled six times
💰 A number nobody can explain
😈 And a drawing that may or may not require a building permit

We asked:

**“Ed… is this safe?”**

Ed: **“Probably.”**

**“Is this legal?”**

Ed: **“Define legal.”**

**“Did you already order it?”**

Ed: **“…maybe.”** 👀

At that point, someone hid the credit card.

Too late.

Someone called the insurance company.

They put us on hold.

Someone asked if we needed a permit.

Ed suddenly became very interested in his beer. 😂

So yeah…

🔥 **SOMETHING BIG IS COMING TO TIPSY TOMMY’S.** 🔥

How big?

Big enough that the staff has started using phrases like:

**“contingency plan”**
**“emergency exit”**
and
**“WHO APPROVED THIS?!”** 🤣

Garfield Heights… start guessing.

👇 **WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.**

And if you see Ed walking around with a tape measure, a power tool, or that damn napkin…

**PLEASE DISTRACT HIM.** 😂🍻

28/08/2026

A Bloody Mary flight… because making one bad decision at brunch just wasn’t enough. 😂🍅

COMING SOON to Tipsy Tommy’s Weekend Brunch!

And trust us… you haven’t seen anything yet. 😎

We’re just getting started. Bigger brunch. Bigger drinks. More Tipsy.

28/08/2026

We heard brunch needed a little more bad decision energy. 😂

Coming soon to Tipsy Tommy’s Weekend Brunch: 88 OZ BLOODY MARYS & MIMOSAS! 🍅🥂

Because apparently drinking out of a normal-sized glass just isn’t Tipsy enough. 😎

Come hungry. Come thirsty. Bring a friend with two hands… and maybe a designated driver. 😂

Tag the friend who’s already saying, “I can finish that!”

25/08/2026

Stop in at Tipsy Tommy’s and help us celebrate Davida’s birthday — because she has officially declared today a city‑wide holiday, and honestly… we’re not brave enough to disagree.

She’s out here telling everyone she’s “aging backwards,” demanding shots like she’s training for the Olympics, and threatening to twerk on the jukebox if she doesn’t get her birthday drink.

Let’s give a MASSIVE shout‑out…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIDA!
Come grab a drink with her — before she starts crowd‑surfing across the bar again.