09/09/2026
๐๐ค SATURDAY SCHEDULE CHANGE โ BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE HAVE A LOT GOING ON! ๐ค๐ป
Alright, line dancers, weโre making a slight adjustment to this Saturdayโs schedule!
This Saturday, September 12, Line Dancing will be from:
๐ 2PMโ4PM ๐
๐ต $5 per person
Why are we cutting you loose an hour early?
Because at some point we have to stop yelling โ5-6-7-8!โ and start yelling โSWEET CAROLINEโฆ BAH BAH BAH!โ ๐๐ค
Thatโs right โ the Karaoke Pub Crawl starts at 5PM!
So weโre basically transitioning the entire building from:
๐ค 2PM: โKick, step, shuffle, turn!โ
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๐ 3PM: โWaitโฆwhich foot are we on?โ
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๐บ 4PM: Hydrate. Or whatever.
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๐ค 5PM: โI WOULD WALK 500 MILESโฆโ at a completely unnecessary volume.
Weโre giving ourselves ONE WHOLE HOUR to transform from a respectable line-dancing establishment into whatever the hell happens during a Karaoke Pub Crawl. ๐
Same people. Same questionable coordination. Completely different soundtrack.
Come line dance with us from 2โ4PM, then stick around because at 5PM, THE MICROPHONES COME OUT. ๐ค๐ป
Saturday is basically going from Boot Scootinโ Boogie to Boozinโ & Belting.
And frankly, we see absolutely nothing wrong with that. ๐ค ๐โก๏ธ๐ค๐ป