Satire Brewing Company

Satire Brewing Company Satire Brewing Company is Thornton's most inappropriate small-batch brewpub and eatery. Our space has plenty to offer.
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Satire Brewing Company stands out as one of Denver’s best and most original brewpubs. , it was listed among the top 5 must-follow breweries on Instagram in the area. At Satire, we’re all about offering creative and unique beers you won’t find anywhere else in Denver. If beer isn’t your thing, don’t worry—we also serve wine, ciders, and handcrafted cocktails. There’s something for everyone here, wi

th both food and drinks on the menu. We’ve got several indoor rooms and event spaces, plus a large heated patio outside that sits right by the Highline Canal. Whether you want a casual meal or are planning a big get-together, we’ve got you covered. Our venue can host gatherings like parties, meetings, and events.

NEWEST UNLEASH!WOODEN DILLDOOur dill loaded pickle beer aged in a Molly Brown Bourbon barrel. Pickle barrels are back. T...
06/07/2026

NEWEST UNLEASH!

WOODEN DILLDO
Our dill loaded pickle beer aged in a Molly Brown Bourbon barrel. Pickle barrels are back. This beer may be rough on some people. Ha ha. 7.5%

Join us tonight for LIVE music from 6:00pm-8:00pm!
06/06/2026

Join us tonight for LIVE music from 6:00pm-8:00pm!

See you in a few hours! RYAN ON THE ROCK #6!Another exclusive night of custom cocktails from Ryan Flaming himself! Thes...
06/05/2026

See you in a few hours! RYAN ON THE ROCK #6!

Another exclusive night of custom cocktails from Ryan Flaming himself! These are one of a kind cocktails that you'll probably never get another opportunity to try ever again. Ryan is an absolute magician with his concoctions and we're excited to try his newest!

Friday, June 5th
5:00–8:00 PM (or until supplies run out!)
Satire Brewery — The Nut Room
No cover. Just consequences.

HAPPY NATIONAL DONUT DAY! We've got another unusual Satire classic for you with our DONUT flavored beer! Give it a try. ...
06/05/2026

HAPPY NATIONAL DONUT DAY!
We've got another unusual Satire classic for you with our DONUT flavored beer! Give it a try. It's not as weird as it sounds.

GLAZED MOO MOO
An experimental glazed donut beer. What does it mean? Maybe it is named after a world famous donut, or a naughty slang, or maybe we just thought it sounded cool. 6%

Join us tomorrow for our 6th RYAN ON THE ROCKS!Another exclusive night of custom cocktails from Ryan Flaming himself! Th...
06/04/2026

Join us tomorrow for our 6th RYAN ON THE ROCKS!

Another exclusive night of custom cocktails from Ryan Flaming himself! These are one of a kind cocktails that you'll probably never get another opportunity to try ever again. Ryan is an absolute magician with his concoctions and we're excited to try his newest!

Friday, June 5th
5:00–8:00 PM (or until supplies run out!)

Satire Brewery — The Nut Room
No cover. Just consequences.

Come get waxed at Satire!We’re teaming up with Keep Calm & Flicker On for a Candle Pouring Experience right here at Sati...
06/03/2026

Come get waxed at Satire!

We’re teaming up with Keep Calm & Flicker On for a Candle Pouring Experience right here at Satire Brewing Company on Wednesday, June 17th from 6PM to 8PM.
(Two weeks from today! Mark your calendar now.)

Come hang out, grab a beer, pour your own custom candle, and pretend you totally know what “top notes” and “warm undertones” mean.

$45 per person includes the full hands-on experience where you’ll mix, pour, and create your own candle from start to finish.

Spots are limited, so grab yours before they burn out.

Details and tickets in the QR code or at keepcalmflickeron.com

NEWEST UNLEASH!TRIPEL PLAYBelgian style "Tripel" with malty sweetness, caramel and fruit notes. As rare as a triple play...
06/03/2026

NEWEST UNLEASH!

TRIPEL PLAY
Belgian style "Tripel" with malty sweetness, caramel and fruit notes. As rare as a triple play is in baseball. Mitt Popping taste. 8.1%

NEWEST UNLEASH!BLACK JACK BARREL AGED BLACK ALEDouble down on our dealer's choice Black Ice Black Ale aged in a Jack Dan...
05/31/2026

NEWEST UNLEASH!

BLACK JACK BARREL AGED BLACK ALE
Double down on our dealer's choice Black Ice Black Ale aged in a Jack Daniels barrel. You don't know Jack until you try this! 8.6%

FATHER’S DAY WEEKEND AT SATIRE (Mark the calendar!)Dad doesn’t want another tie. Dad wants beer, whiskey, and a Philly C...
05/31/2026

FATHER’S DAY WEEKEND AT SATIRE (Mark the calendar!)

Dad doesn’t want another tie. Dad wants beer, whiskey, and a Philly Cheesesteak stuffed inside fresh baked bread.

Starting Friday, June 19th, we’re celebrating Father’s Day all weekend long at Satire Brewing Company with some Father-approved specials:

ROCKY SQUIRRELS
Our Philly Cheesesteak in our tasty bread loaded with steak, onions, peppers, and melted cheese.
Oh Adrienne!!!!!

BOURBON TASTING RACKS
We now have over 50 whiskeys behind the bar, so build your own tasting rack with 4 pours of your choice and find your perfect lineup. Smooth, smoky, bold, dangerous decisions… we’ve got it all.

FATHER’S FAVORITE BEERS

ER****ON IPA • 9.3%
An old-school IPA with six hops, quintuple dry hopped, and quickly aged on oak so it’s just a little woody.
Everyone is talking about our Er****on.

SPRUCE WILLIS DIE HARD 2 • 7%
Dark, smoky, chocolate spruce ale brewed with Colorado blue spruce tips.
Yippee ki yay mf’ers.

NEW! BLACK JACK BARREL AGED BLACK ALE • 8.6%
Our Black Ice Black Ale aged in a Jack Daniels barrel.
You don’t know Jack until you try this.

📍12136 Grant Circle, Thornton, CO 80241

HOURS
Friday & Saturday • 12PM to 10PM
Sunday • 12PM to 8PM

Bring your dad. Be the favorite child. Everybody wins.

Hey Satire Nation,We love all of you and truly appreciate the support you’ve shown us over the years!John Honney, owner ...
05/28/2026

Hey Satire Nation,
We love all of you and truly appreciate the support you’ve shown us over the years!

John Honney, owner of Wash Fox Car Wash, has become ​a friend of ours, and together we wanted to hook you up with a ​F​REE car wash!

Consider it a little rinse to balance out all those beer runs.

It’s a gift from us and a great chance to check out another awesome local business.

Here ya go!​

WashFox Address:
12925 Quebec St, Thornton, CO 80602

Address

12136 Grant Circle Unit B
Thornton, CO
80241

Opening Hours

Tuesday 3pm - 10pm
Wednesday 3pm - 10pm
Thursday 3pm - 10pm
Friday 12pm - 10pm
Saturday 12pm - 10pm
Sunday 12pm - 8pm

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