Satire Brewing Company

Satire Brewing Company Satire Brewing Company is Thornton's most inappropriate small-batch brewpub and eatery. Our space has plenty to offer.
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Satire Brewing Company stands out as one of Denver’s best and most original brewpubs. It was listed among the top 5 must-follow breweries on Instagram in the area. At Satire, we’re all about offering creative and unique beers you won’t find anywhere else in Denver. If beer isn’t your thing, don’t worry—we also serve wine, ciders, and handcrafted cocktails. There’s something for everyone here, with both food and drinks on the menu. We’ve got several indoor rooms and event spaces, plus a large heated patio outside that sits right by the Highline Canal. Whether you want a casual meal or are planning a big get-together, we’ve got you covered. Our venue can host gatherings like parties, meetings, and events.

THE PUMPKIN CRAZE IS HERE! (1 of 7)NEWISH RELEASE: BUTTERS SCOTCH PUMPKINGenuine pumpkin, butterscotch, caramel and spic...
09/15/2026

THE PUMPKIN CRAZE IS HERE! (1 of 7)

NEWISH RELEASE: BUTTERS SCOTCH PUMPKIN

Genuine pumpkin, butterscotch, caramel and spice. Made with a Colorado character in mind. "Oh boy, I've never gotten a package this big! I've always wanted to have a huge package!" 7.4%

09/14/2026

Uncle Rico moment Todd and Landon. Come to Satire for Football and B**r!

09/13/2026

Something a little different is coming to Satire!

On October 15, Brad the Mentalist is bringing his blend of comedy, mind reading, and genuinely hard-to-explain moments to the brewery. Take a look at the video to see a little of what he does, then come experience it live with a drink in hand.

We’re excited to bring a show like this to Satire! It’s going to be a fun, surprising night, and tickets are limited. We expect this one to fill up, so grab yours soon.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-mind-reading-laughs-cocktails-mentalist-zero-crystal-balls-1015-tickets-1999559746027?aff=oddtdtcreator&keep_tld=true

Bike N Brew is coming up FAST!We’re officially just a few weeks away from the Annual Bike N Brew, and with the move to l...
09/12/2026

Bike N Brew is coming up FAST!

We’re officially just a few weeks away from the Annual Bike N Brew, and with the move to late September, we’re going full Oktoberfest this year!

Join us Saturday, September 26 from 3–7 PM for what’s shaping up to be one heck of an afternoon:

🍺 An official Stein Holding Competition that’s part of the state and national circuit
🎭 An Oktoberfest costume competition — so come dressed for it!
🎸 Live music from Crossfades
🚲 And, of course, the Bike N Brew ride!

We’re also once again partnering with Food For Hope to help fight food insecurity for local students. Every dollar raised helps provide meals and support for kids throughout Adams County.

Whether you’re riding, competing, dressing up, or just coming for a b**r and some live music, September 26 is coming up quickly — so get it on the calendar!

📍 Satire Brewing Company
🗓️ Saturday, September 26
⏰ 3:00–7:00 PM

Bikes. B**r. Oktoberfest. Live music. And a great cause. It’s going to be a grand day!

09/11/2026

Yes, the bread recipe here is still a family secret. ;)

Hello Hungry and Thirsty Satire Constituents,Due to popular demand (or more like forceful aggression) we will now be ope...
09/10/2026

Hello Hungry and Thirsty Satire Constituents,

Due to popular demand (or more like forceful aggression) we will now be open on Mondays starting on 9/14 at 3 pm.

With Monday night football, lots of tv’s, great game munchies, 34 b**rs on tap, and close to a full bar, we are your home for long weekends, sports viewing or just the Monday blues from your job. You can expect the same mediocre service and verbal beat down from our Liquid Therapists as all of the other days of the week. Come see us on Mondays.

It’s time to Satire!

We know… it’s only September. But spooky season waits for no one.Mark your calendar! On Wednesday, October 14th, we’re t...
09/09/2026

We know… it’s only September. But spooky season waits for no one.

Mark your calendar! On Wednesday, October 14th, we’re teaming up with Keep Calm Flicker On for another fun Halloween Candle Pouring Experience at Satire.

Pick your scent. Pick your wick. Pour your candle.
Drink a b**r while doing it.
Try not to summon anything.

October 14 | 6–8 PM | $45/person

Limited spots, so snag yours before they disappear into the night.
https://keepcalmflickeron.com/products/candle-pouring-party-satire-brewing-company

09/08/2026

Some b**rs come and go. These ones aren’t allowed to.

We’re kicking off a new series highlighting the Mainstays. The Satire b**rs you love so much, we make sure they’re always in rotation.

Haven’t tried them all yet? No rush. These brews aren’t going anywhere.

Keep an eye out every Tuesday as we spotlight another Satire Mainstay.

ORENTHAL JAMES IPA
A juicy citrus IPA. OJ Simpson’s real name is Orenthal James, so OJ, and nicknamed “The Juice.” Falsely accused of a dual murder in 1994. I recently found a pair of leather gloves that fit me perfectly, they got wet, dried, and were too small. Hmmm…

TIME TO GET JACKED!No not workouts meatheads but pumpkin jacked as in jack o' lantern.It is time! Yes for all of you who...
09/06/2026

TIME TO GET JACKED!

No not workouts meatheads but pumpkin jacked as in jack o' lantern.

It is time! Yes for all of you who love pumpkin stuff and for all of you who hate it, it is here again. We are starting with six of the 2026 versions of our pumpkin b**rs TOMORROW on Labor Day! (9/7) Come grab a taster rack and try all six. Taste which ones suck and which ones don’t..at least according to your refined palate.

12pm-7pm LABOR DAY HOURS

We may even have more pumpkin treats coming as the month progresses. Pumpkin Squirrels, Pumpkin Chocolates, Pumpkin Cocktails, and much more..

Many tastes of fall coming soon after as well.

Taste The Fun!!!!

Address

12136 Grant Cir Unit B
Thornton, CO
80241

Opening Hours

Monday 3pm - 10pm
Tuesday 3pm - 10pm
Wednesday 3pm - 10pm
Thursday 3pm - 10pm
Friday 12pm - 10pm
Saturday 12pm - 10pm
Sunday 12pm - 8pm

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