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Satire Brewing Company Satire Brewing Company is Thornton's most inappropriate small-batch brewpub and eatery. Our space has plenty to offer.
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Satire Brewing Company stands out as one of Denver’s best and most original brewpubs. It was listed among the top 5 must-follow breweries on Instagram in the area. At Satire, we’re all about offering creative and unique beers you won’t find anywhere else in Denver. If beer isn’t your thing, don’t worry—we also serve wine, ciders, and handcrafted cocktails. There’s something for everyone here, with both food and drinks on the menu. We’ve got several indoor rooms and event spaces, plus a large heated patio outside that sits right by the Highline Canal. Whether you want a casual meal or are planning a big get-together, we’ve got you covered. Our venue can host gatherings like parties, meetings, and events.

Happy Halloween! Your night off from pretending to be normal is finally here!TONIGHT at Satire, Three Day Weekend takes ...
10/31/2026

Happy Halloween! Your night off from pretending to be normal is finally here!

TONIGHT at Satire, Three Day Weekend takes the stage at 7 p.m.! Come early for pumpkin b**rs, a pumpkin cocktail, our Sweet Pumpkin Things dessert, and seasonal fall specials.

Get your costume ready, round up your favorite weirdos, and make a night of it.

We’ll see you tonight. Come for the boos. Stay because you look ridiculous and we love that.

10/31/2026

Our Pumpkin Squirrels come out tomorrow! Don’t worry… our servers taste tested them for you 🤭🎃

One week until your Friday night gets a little more interesting.Ryan takes over The Nut Room next Friday, November 6, wi...
10/31/2026

One week until your Friday night gets a little more interesting.

Ryan takes over The Nut Room next Friday, November 6, with seven handcrafted cocktails and plenty of reasons to put your phone away for a while.

Go rich with Baker’s Reserve, smoky with Midnight Sombrero, or make questionable introductions with a Dirty Gentleman. Forbidden Harvest brings the apple butter and maple, while Berry Provocative and Slow Un******ng have their own plans for your evening. And yes, there’s Smoke & Damnation.

Pick your company. Ryan will handle the cocktails.

Friday, November 6 | 5–8 PM
Satire Brewing Company • The Nut Room
No cover. Drinks available for purchase.

10/30/2026

We started with about 3,800 square feet. Today, Satire has grown to roughly 9,000, with around 250 seats inside and another 80 on the patio.

Whether you’re getting ten friends together or planning a bigger celebration, come explore our spaces and talk with us about a setup that fits your gathering.

📍 Satire Brewing Company
12136 Grant Circle, Unit B
Thornton, CO 80241

NEWEST UNLEASHOLIVE R TWISTYes a new twist with a b**r aged on green olives. Salty zesty olive taste. Experimental ale. ...
10/29/2026

NEWEST UNLEASH

OLIVE R TWIST
Yes a new twist with a b**r aged on green olives. Salty zesty olive taste. Experimental ale. Brought to life from a Northern U.S. tradition. 6.3%

10/27/2026

Some b**rs come and go. Our love of barrel-aged brews isn’t going anywhere.

For this Tuesday’s mainstay spotlight, we’re talking barrels. We start with a b**r we know, put it in a barrel, and see what surprises come out. The barrel’s age, its history, and even the weather can influence the result. That’s half the fun.

We aim to keep a variety of barrel-aged b**rs on tap. The lineup changes, but there’s always something we’re excited to experiment with.

Stop in and ask what’s pouring.

Next Stop Comedy returns to Satire on Thursday, November 5 with a fresh lineup of stand-up comedians. Bring your regular...
10/27/2026

Next Stop Comedy returns to Satire on Thursday, November 5 with a fresh lineup of stand-up comedians. Bring your regular crew, make it a date night, or finally join us and see what you’ve been missing.

Doors open at 5 PM, so come early for dinner and drinks. The show starts at 7 PM. Give yourself time to eat before laughing with a mouthful becomes a group activity.

Thursday, November 5
Doors: 5 PM | Show: 7 PM
Satire Brewing Company
12136 Grant Circle, Unit B, Thornton
Tickets: $27

https://www.nextstopcomedy.com/events/satire-brewing-company-2026-11-05-7pm

One week until we find out who’s been saving their weirdest outfit for Halloween. Join us at Satire next Saturday, Octob...
10/24/2026

One week until we find out who’s been saving their weirdest outfit for Halloween.

Join us at Satire next Saturday, October 31. Three Day Weekend plays live at 7 p.m., and we’re bringing pumpkin b**rs, a pumpkin cocktail, Sweet Pumpkin Things dessert, and seasonal fall specials.

Come early, come in costume, and bring your favorite troublemakers. Your Halloween plans are looking suspiciously good.

Satire Brewing Company
12136 Grant Circle, Unit B
Thornton, CO 80241

Ryan’s back behind the bar, and November’s lineup has a few things to confess.Toasted brioche and vanilla. Smoky tequila...
10/24/2026

Ryan’s back behind the bar, and November’s lineup has a few things to confess.

Toasted brioche and vanilla. Smoky tequila and coffee. Apple butter, maple, dark berries, and a gin cocktail called Slow Un******ng. Subtlety was never really our thing.

Join us Friday, November 6 for RYAN ON THE ROCKS, a special cocktail night in The Nut Room featuring seven handcrafted cocktails:

- Baker’s Reserve
- Dirty Gentleman
- Smoke & Damnation
- Midnight Sombrero
- Forbidden Harvest
- Berry Provocative
- Slow Un******ng

Bring a friend, settle in, and find your new favorite. A Dirty Gentleman is much easier to explain when it’s in a glass.

Friday, November 6 | 5–8 PM
Satire Brewing Company • The Nut Room
No cover. Drinks available for purchase.

10/23/2026

Eight years of chipping away, one detail at a time.

Satire’s old-world look is a family effort and Staci has spent countless hours bringing it together, with a different theme in every room and plenty to discover along the way.

Come grab a b**r and find your favorite corner of Satire.

📍 Satire Brewing Company
12136 Grant Circle, Unit B
Thornton, CO 80241

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12136 Grant Cir Unit B
Thornton, CO
80241

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Monday 3pm - 10pm
Tuesday 3pm - 10pm
Wednesday 3pm - 10pm
Thursday 3pm - 10pm
Friday 12pm - 10pm
Saturday 12pm - 10pm
Sunday 12pm - 8pm

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