Swarthmore College Math/Stat Lounge

09/13/2013

MIKE DROSTE: we've had some good times together, but mostly....let's face it...not (visual evidence attached). as much as my cold concrete walls yearn for your presence on this special day, i think we both know that it'd be best for our relationship if you--no hard feelings--GTFO. wander out into the cold autumn air; fly like a bird into the thoroughly nonmathematical sky; BE FREE. have a fu***ng great birthday; if it's really meant to be, i know, in the darkest corners of my ever-beating utilities closet, that you will return. may the epsilon be with you.

a housefly caught in my web of infinite destruction, even cantor stood no chance

07/27/2013

lest ye wander beyond my warm embryonic walls, the stink of the devil's lettuce lingering on your breath and category theory on your mind, BEWARE MY CHILDREN AND ARCHITECTURAL BRETHREN, for they-of-blue-uniforms-and,-relatively-speaking,-pretty-limited-legal-standing are watching, like some melodramatic spy movie on FX droning in the background at 4 am while you're licking microwaved ice cream out of the carpet w/ your obese, resentful cat trying to prove the riemann hypothesis using finger paint and spicy cheetoh dust, or that's what the cat's doing at least, number theory's kinda tough when you're a rectangular opening of space with wall to wall chalkboards and an array of respected mathematical publications but sadly no limbs or mobility (minus planetary rotation or the occasional seismic event) whatsoever

05/02/2013

hey all, there aren't many things in the world i care about. sitting immobile in the science center and filling my cavernous bowels with sun-starved math majors is one of them. differentiable homotopy p**n is another. but most of all, i care about my friends. and my buddy the mccabe 3rd balcony needs your help. unlock her chains! free her from the tyranny of arbitrary administrative decision making! allow her, too, to enjoy the sweaty heat radiating from stressed out students trapped in eternal struggle! STUDY SPACES UNITE!!!!

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03/11/2013

SPRING BREAKKKKK!!!!! i'm spending my week inhaling chalk dust and playing bocci with GRE practice exams and my bros the comfy-ass topology couches....what the f**k are you doing?!

03/04/2013

a housefly caught in my web of infinite destruction, even cantor stood no chance

03/03/2013

woke up w/ multivariable s**t all over my chalkboards and my clock on the couch