06/11/2026
🚨 SCHEDULE BLIPS: Upcoming Hiccups In Your Beer Routine 🚨
It’s not you, it’s not us. It’s someone else's fault. 🤷
On Saturday, June 13th, we will be closed for an elusive private event until 4:30 PM. Please do not press your nose against the glass or try to sneak in wearing a fake mustache. We will recognize you. 🥸❌
The temporary restraining order lifts at 4:30 PM sharp, where the velvet ropes come down and we will welcome you with awkward grins until 8:00 PM.🕗
In other news regarding our absence:
We will be CLOSED on the 4th of July. 🎆 The governments cleared us to legally detonate explosives and we fully intend to spend the day drinking someone else's beer and banking on having two hands when we reopen July 5th. 👌 🍻