Triple Nickel Saloon-Zanesville

09/02/2026

ZANESVILLE, ARE YOU READY?! ⚡💋 AUSTRALIA’S MAGIC HUNKS LIVE® “WILD NIGHTS 2026” WORLD TOUR is hitting the stage at Triple Nickel Saloon for ONE NIGHT ONLY! ⚡ Prepare for an absolute surge of high-vo…

08/22/2026

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable American

08/18/2026

Motorcycle riders drive here from other states just to ride one skinny county road in southeastern Ohio. 🏍️

State Route 555 runs roughly north to south through the hills between the Muskingum River country and the Ohio River, and everybody who rides it calls it the Triple Nickel. It is a two lane blacktop with almost no straight sections, whipping over ridges and diving into hollows for mile after mile. Very little guardrail. Very little shoulder. Very few places to pass. It is the kind of road where you cannot look at your phone even if you wanted to.

What makes it that way is geology. This part of Ohio was never flattened by the glaciers that scraped the northern two thirds of the state smooth, so the hills stayed rugged and the roads had to follow whatever the terrain allowed. The engineers did not carve through. They went along. That is why southeastern Ohio surprises people who think the whole state is a cornfield.

Have you driven it, and did somebody in the back seat regret breakfast? 🌿

08/05/2026

Don't Forget Ladies

ZANESVILLE, ARE YOU READY?! ⚡💋 AUSTRALIA’S MAGIC HUNKS LIVE® “WILD NIGHTS 2026” WORLD TOUR is hitting the stage at Triple Nickel Saloon for ONE NIGHT ONLY! ⚡ Prepare for an absolute surge of high-vo…

07/25/2026

HEY LADIES, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS AND COME ON DOWN TO The TRIPLE NICKEL SALOON IN ZANESVILLE, OHIO
43701
FOR A NIGHT TO
REMEMBER!!!!!

ZANESVILLE, ARE YOU READY?! ⚡💋 AUSTRALIA’S MAGIC HUNKS LIVE® “WILD NIGHTS 2026” WORLD TOUR is hitting the stage at Triple Nickel Saloon for ONE NIGHT ONLY! ⚡ Prepare for an absolute surge of high-vo…

06/01/2026

Tent Camping on Friday,Saturday and Sunday nights, $25. Per
Night. Campfire provided 🔥

06/01/2026

Our season has begun 🙌, be sure to stop at the TRIPLE NICKEL SALOON to get your Patches, Stickers and the 👕 will be rolling in shortly, about 2 weeks. Ice cold b**r 🍺.
Be sure to get your tickets for our event on June 27th. You Don't Want to Miss the Funniest event of the Summer.

05/25/2026

The Triple Nickel Saloon is open 11 am till 6pm.
So glad the rain has stopped, for now anyway.. I sure hope we have some good weather soon for our bikers that travel to ride the 555. We are anxious to see everyone. Well, everyone be safe out there and we can't wait to welcome you all this season to the TRIPLE NICKEL SALOON
located at the North tip of the 555 in Zanesville.

05/16/2026

Don't Forget!!!!!!!
"THE LITTLE
WRESTLERS "
APPEARING AT
TRIPLE NICKEL
SALOON
ZANESVILLE, OHIO
2590 OLD RIVER ROAD
SATURDAY JUNE 27th
DOORS OPEN 4:30
BAR OPENS AT NOON
Food 🥪
Fun 😁 😂
Cold 🍺 🍸 🍹
Show starts at 6
Buy tickets at the bar now, or at the Door.

Ringside 55.00 inc Chair

25.00 Bring a chair

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04/12/2026