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06/14/2016

You could win TWO tickets to a Saint Paul Saints game in the Cap Box at the NEW CHS Stadium, Sunday July 17th! And $50 gift card to The Bulldog Downtown Saint Paul!

06/14/2016

You could win TWO tickets to a Saint Paul Saints game in the Cap Box at the NEW CHS Stadium, Sunday July 17th! You could also win a $50 gift card to The Bulldog Downtown Saint Paul!

02/14/2015
Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Looking to hook in to a trophy fish on a one in a life time trip? Come and talk to the owner ope...
02/03/2015

Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Looking to hook in to a trophy fish on a one in a life time trip? Come and talk to the owner operators if some of the best fishing lodges and camps in North America at the Red River Sportsmen Show!

Looking to take down one of these monsters? Come and talk to experienced professionals that can help you get it done at ...
02/02/2015

Looking to take down one of these monsters? Come and talk to experienced professionals that can help you get it done at the Red River Sportsmen Show!!!!!

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02/01/2015

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Florida deputies in Orange County this week found four men with four deer all stuffed inside a MINI Cooper.

Measuring the night just got easier...
01/31/2015

Measuring the night just got easier...

Okay Mom, Okay Dad, I am sure we do not need to tell you but just in case you need a little reminder, your daughter(s) l...
01/31/2015

Okay Mom, Okay Dad, I am sure we do not need to tell you but just in case you need a little reminder, your daughter(s) love to fish too!!!!!

Not sure about you, but for me, at this time of year, photos like this make my heart ache!
01/30/2015

Not sure about you, but for me, at this time of year, photos like this make my heart ache!

01/30/2015
Hey we cannot guarantee what the amount will be, all we know is there will be some great deals being offered at the Red ...
01/29/2015

Hey we cannot guarantee what the amount will be, all we know is there will be some great deals being offered at the Red River Sportsmen Show at the Fargodome March 6th to 9th!

Last week I was on my way home after a day’s fishing when I stopped to refuel the boat. While I was topping up the tank,...
01/29/2015

Last week I was on my way home after a day’s fishing when I stopped to refuel the boat. While I was topping up the tank, a scruffy-looking homeless guy wandered over to me.
“Been fishing?” he said.
“Sure have.” I replied.
“It’s alright for you,” he said, “I haven’t been fishing for years. How about giving an old man some money, so I can buy myself a hot dinner?”.
I looked at him and was about to reach for my pocket when I hesitated.
“Hang on a minute,” I said, “If I give you money, how do I know you won’t you buy alcohol with it instead of dinner?”
“I wouldn’t do that”, he said, “I stopped drinking years ago.”
“How about ci******es?” I asked. “How do I know you won’t go and buy a pack of ci******es instead of getting yourself a meal?”
“I haven’t smoked a cigarette for as long as I can remember,” replied the homeless man. “All I want is a good meal.”
“In that case,” I said, “I’ll go one better. You can come home with me and have a shower, I’ll give you some clean clothes, then we’ll eat a fantastic meal prepared by my wife. She’s a terrific cook.”
The homeless man looked at me wide-eyed. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for bringing home a filthy beggar like me?” he asked.
“Leave that to me,” I replied. “I think it’s important that she sees what a man looks like when he gives up fishing, drinking and smoking.”

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