04/08/2026
Happy Birthday to the one and only Leland “Grandpa Potato” Henderson 🎉🥔
Occupation: Presiding Judge of the daily 3:30pm FES court sessions. Sentences are harsh, rulings are final, and appeals are absolutely not allowed.
Favorite phrase: “I do what I want.”�(Usually said immediately before doing exactly what he wants.)
Most likely to be found: Holding court at the only handicapped bar seat at The Old Inn Tavern — because let’s be honest, that seat is basically reserved at this point.
Claim to fame: Inspiring more A-frame signs than a small-town parade… and collecting appearance fees by the penny. Every. Single. One.
Voted most likely to: Never finish his damn car. At this point it’s less a project and more a lifestyle choice.
Family tree: Literally everyone. If you’re reading this, you’re probably related somehow.
Cheers to another year of doing what you want, judging everyone at 3:30, and keeping that bar seat warm for the rest of us. Happy Birthday, Grandpa Potato! 🍻