The Birdsong Bar & Patio

The Birdsong Bar & Patio Full bar, cold beer, pool, arcade games, board games, book nook, and shuffleboard! Sorry, no dogs allowed at this time. :(

Something is stirring just beyond the trees… A new sound, a new spot, a place to perch. Stay tunedβ€”The Birdsong is about to take flight.

𝑫𝒂𝒅 π‘±π’π’Œπ’† 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π‘«π’‚π’š: Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? There's no point.
06/18/2026

𝑫𝒂𝒅 π‘±π’π’Œπ’† 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π‘«π’‚π’š: Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?
There's no point.

Who's ready for our FIRST ANNUAL Dad Joke Championship?! Sign-up begins at 7:00pm and the competition kicks off at 7:30p...
06/17/2026

Who's ready for our FIRST ANNUAL Dad Joke Championship?!

Sign-up begins at 7:00pm and the competition kicks off at 7:30pm. We'll be hosted by our favorite dad-joke connoisseur, Donovan Hand, as contestants battle it out for who can get the most groans, best bad joke bragging rights, and of course...prizes!

It's FREE to enter, and NO, you do NOT have to be a dad to compete. You just need a healthy appreciation for terrible jokes.

See y'all TOMORROW!

𝑫𝒂𝒅 π‘±π’π’Œπ’† 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π‘«π’‚π’š: I hurt my back walking like an Egyptian. Now I have to go see a Cairo-practor.
06/17/2026

𝑫𝒂𝒅 π‘±π’π’Œπ’† 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π‘«π’‚π’š: I hurt my back walking like an Egyptian.
Now I have to go see a Cairo-practor.

𝑫𝒂𝒅 π‘±π’π’Œπ’† 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π‘«π’‚π’š: I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. "Where?" she asked."No. Regular."
06/16/2026

𝑫𝒂𝒅 π‘±π’π’Œπ’† 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π‘«π’‚π’š: I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf.
"Where?" she asked.
"No. Regular."

You can nominate us for Best Bar, Best Happy Hour, and Best Margarita (if you so choose!)There is also a category under ...
06/15/2026

You can nominate us for Best Bar, Best Happy Hour, and Best Margarita (if you so choose!)

There is also a category under "People" for Best Bartender!

https://www.bastropconnect.com/bastropcountybest #//

Be sure to also support the other small businesses/People in the Ville!

𝑫𝒂𝒅 π‘±π’π’Œπ’† 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π‘«π’‚π’š: I dig. You dig. We dig. They dig. She digs. He digs. It's not a beautiful poem...but it's deep.
06/15/2026

𝑫𝒂𝒅 π‘±π’π’Œπ’† 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π‘«π’‚π’š: I dig. You dig. We dig. They dig. She digs. He digs.
It's not a beautiful poem...but it's deep.

β˜… THURSDAY β˜…Dad Joke Championship This Thursday πŸ† Hosted by our favorite Dad Jokester himself, Donovan Hand!Free to ente...
06/15/2026

β˜… THURSDAY β˜…
Dad Joke Championship This Thursday πŸ†

Hosted by our favorite Dad Jokester himself, Donovan Hand!
Free to enter, just bring your friends and your best worst jokes.

> Sign up starts at 7pm
> Event starts at 7:30pm

β˜… FRIDAY β˜…
Live Music! 🎢

We're spending Juneteenth the best way we know how...with cold drinks and a hot act!

Sledge & Haney will be taking the stage this Friday night!

> 8:30pm - 11pm
> Friday, June 19

06/15/2026

Hi friends and neighbors! We would be so honored if you would take the time to nominate us for Best of Bastrop County.

We've had such an amazing time integrating into the Smithville community and we'd be so grateful for the love!

Please nominate us through the link for the appropriate categories and SHARE, SHARE, SHARE!

Go to: www.BastropCountyBest.com

We don't believe commenting on their original post counts.

πŸ“… Nominations Open
June 15 – July 13

The time is upon us!!!
06/14/2026

The time is upon us!!!

Address

1200 NE Loop 230
Smithville, TX
78957

Opening Hours

Monday 2pm - 12am
Tuesday 2pm - 12am
Wednesday 2pm - 12am
Thursday 2pm - 12am
Friday 2pm - 12am
Saturday 2pm - 1am
Sunday 12pm - 12am

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