Uncle Gunters

06/19/2026

☀️ Summer in Wisconsin lasts approximately 17 minutes.

Use them wisely.

Join us every Sunday night for outdoor movie nights featuring cult classics, cold drinks, and enough movie snacks to make your doctor mildly concerned.

🍿 Popcorn buckets — $3
🌭 Hot dogs — $1
🧀 Nachos & cheese — $3
🍬 Candy — $2
🍺 Beer buckets — 6 for $15
📺 All shown on our giant 85-inch outdoor TV

Bring a blanket.
Bring a chair.
Bring your favorite movie critic who thinks they know everything.

We'll see them Sunday.

06/19/2026

Tomorrow, the patio becomes the living room of your dreams—if your dreams involve incredible live music and, well, me.

We’ve got the local legend Christopher Gold joining us this Saturday from 3 PM to 5 PM! Come for the tunes, stay for the drinks, and try to act like you aren’t just here because you heard I was working.

See you tomorrow, or don’t. (But seriously, come.)

06/19/2026

Oh, look at that. It’s Friday afternoon, and you’re currently staring at a spreadsheet while contemplating if your "urgent" meetings are actually worth the effort. Spoiler alert: they aren’t.

The World Cup is happening, the U.S. is playing Australia, and there is absolutely zero reason for you to be sitting at a desk at 2:00 PM.

Bring your laptop to Uncle Gunters and "work from home" on our patio. We’ve got the game on the 85" outdoor TV, so you can pretend to focus while actually judging the ref’s calls.

The "I’m Definitely Not Skipping Work" Survival Kit:

$3 Old Fashioneds: Because hydration is important.

$1 Wings: From noon to 9 PM, so you can eat your feelings when a goal gets disallowed.

$2 Domestic Beers: Cheap enough that you won't even feel the sting of your dwindling productivity.

Come by. If your boss asks, just tell them you’re in a high-stakes, international team-building seminar. We’ll back you up.

06/19/2026

FRIDAY = OTTER HOUR.

You know, that magical time of the week where:
🥃 Old Fashioneds are $3
🍺 Domestic beers are $2
🍗 Wings are $1 from Noon–9

Honestly, if you stay home tonight, that’s between you and your therapist.

Uncle Gunter’s: keeping the economy alive one cheap drink at a time.

06/18/2026

06/18/2026

Get ready, soccer fans! ⚽️ The U.S. vs. Australia match is taking over Uncle Gunters this Friday!

We’re pulling out all the stops for this one—the game will be blasting on every single screen in the house, including our massive 85" outdoor TV on the patio. Whether you want to soak up the sun or keep it cool inside, you won’t miss a second of the action.

We’ve got the fuel you need to cheer them on:

$3 Old Fashioneds (All day Friday special!)

$1 Wings (Noon–9 PM)

$2 Domestic Beers

The match kicks off at 2:00 PM, so come early, grab a seat, and let’s see if we can get loud enough to be heard all the way in Australia. See you there!

06/18/2026

It’s Thursday.
Your inbox is full.
Your patience is gone.
The wine, however, is half priced.

Seems like the universe is trying to heal you. 🍷

Half priced wine bottles all day at Uncle Gunter’s.

06/17/2026

Prepare to sacrifice your productivity, because the weekend is starting early at Uncle Gunters.

We’re kicking things off this Friday with the World Cup—USA vs. Australia. We’ll be broadcasting the match on the outdoor TV, assuming the signal decides to cooperate. We’ll also have drink specials, which are mandatory if you want to endure the stress of watching the game with the rest of you loud, passionate people.

Once you’ve recovered from the emotional rollercoaster of Friday, we’re forcing more live music on you:

Saturday (3–5 PM): Christopher Gold is performing. He’s talented or whatever, so show up, buy a drink, and try to act like you’re not just here for the atmosphere.

Sunday (3–6 PM): 90s Jake is here to make us all feel ancient for three straight hours. Come relive the glory days of dial-up internet and terrible fashion choices while we pour enough drinks to help you forget reality.

Seriously, just come hang out. Or don't—the bar will still be here, and we’ll still be judging your drink choices regardless. See you soon!

06/17/2026

🎬 "What should we do Sunday?"

Great question.

You could sit at home scrolling for two hours trying to find something to watch.

OR...

Come to Uncle Gunter's, grab a beer bucket, a hot dog, some popcorn, and let us do the choosing.

📺 85-inch outdoor TV
🍿 $3 fresh-popped popcorn buckets
🌭 $1 hot dogs
🧀 $3 nachos & cheese
🍬 $2 candy
🍺 6 beers for $15

The movie starts at 8.
The snacks start whenever you get here.
The regrets start Monday morning.

06/16/2026

Tuesdays are hard. So we made them stupid cheap.

TINI TUESDAY 🍸
Buy any food item and your first martini is 10¢.
After that? $5 martinis all night.

Honestly, if you can still find a dime in 2026, you’ve earned this.

Dress fancy. Or don’t. We’ve seen your Saturday decisions already.