Uncle Gunters

06/05/2026

🚨 ATTENTION: Your couch has had enough of you. 🚨

Instead of watching the same three shows you've been pretending to finish, come spend Sunday nights with us.

Summer Movie Nights feature:

📺 Massive 85-inch outdoor TV
🍿 Fresh movie popcorn buckets for $3
🧀 Nachos & cheese for $3
🌭 Hot dogs for $1
🍬 Candy for $2
🍺 Beer buckets: 6 for $15

It's basically a movie theater, except the drinks are cheaper and nobody cares if you loudly quote the movie.

Bring a blanket.
Bring some friends.
Leave your dignity at home.

06/05/2026

Attention, Desperate Souls and Bored Patrons:
The rumors are true. After months of us pretending to be tech geniuses, the Uncle Gunter’s website is finally live.

Go look at it. Seriously, click the link. It’s not like you’re doing anything important at your desk anyway.

https://www.unclegunterswi.com/

For the three of you who asked, yes, we’ve included a Classifieds Section. Finally, a digital sanctuary where you can pour your heart out in an anonymous post to that woman you met here last week—the one who spent the entire conversation backing away slowly while checking her watch.

We know you’ve been dying for a place to memorialize your unrequited pursuit of someone who was—let’s be honest—definitely not interested. Please, keep the entries dramatic and slightly delusional. We live for the secondhand embarrassment.

Send it to your friends. Or don't. We're a bar, not a marketing firm. Just show up and order a drink.

P.S. If you find a "Missed Connection" about yourself, please seek help.

A Sheboygan Falls dive bar with cheap beer, craft cocktails, pool, darts, bar food, and plenty of Uncle Gunter stories.

06/05/2026

Why wait for Saturday to ruin your reputation? Otter Hour starts now at Uncle Gunter’s.

$3 Old Fashioneds: Because you’re fancy on a budget.

$2 Domestics: For when you just want a cold one.

$1 Wings: 12 PM - 9 PM.

Named after a regular who never met a drink he didn't like. Come pour one out (into your mouth).

06/04/2026

🥃 BREAKING NEWS: Bourbon tastes better outside.

Scientists haven't confirmed this, but we have a patio and a Whiskey Row tasting, so we're pretty confident.

Join us June 24th for an evening with Old Forester's complete Whiskey Row Collection. We'll provide the bourbon, wings, cheesecake, and atmosphere. You just have to show up.

💵 $40/person
⏰ 6PM
☀️ Patio seating
🥃 Limited spots available

Come for the whiskey. Stay because you accidentally ordered another pour.

06/04/2026

Uncle Gunters: For When You’re Done With 3D Reality

Let’s be real: The world is too loud, your phone is too fast, and your boss is... well, let’s not talk about him. You don't need a shot of tequila; you need a mental delete key.

Welcome to the Uncle Gunters THC Cocktail Menu. It’s like our regular drinks, but instead of making you want to call your ex, it makes you want to thank your pillow for its service.

The Transformation:
Arrival: You’re a ball of stress and caffeine.

Drink 1: You’re a slightly more relaxed ball of stress.

The Transition: You suddenly realize that the ceiling fan is a misunderstood artist.

Departure: You’re essentially a human marshmallow with a very specific craving for a taco.

06/04/2026

Tonight at Uncle Gunter’s, we’re throwing out the rulebook. If you’ve ever wanted to be the person who orders a full bottle of wine and a basket of chicken tenders without an ounce of shame, tonight is your night.

All wine bottles are HALF PRICE every Thursday!

The Mozzarella Stick Pairing: The "cheese pull" really accentuates the tannins. Probably.

The French Fry Flight: Salt is a palate cleanser, which means you can drink twice as much.

The Chicken Tender Choice: It’s like a fancy dinner party, just with more ranch and fewer expectations.

Stop by and help us keep the "class" in "classic dive bar." We’ve got the bottles, you’ve got the appetite for deep-fried glory. See you at the bar! 🍷✨

06/03/2026

🎥 Why spend $50 at the movies when you can spend significantly less making questionable decisions with us?

Every Sunday:
📺 85-inch outdoor TV
🍿 $3 fresh-popped popcorn
🌭 $1 hot dogs
🧀 $3 nachos & cheese
🍬 $2 candy
🍺 6 beers for $15

Grab a blanket and settle in for an entire summer of cult classics under the stars.

The movies are weird.
The snacks are cheap.
The beer is cold.

Exactly how summer should be.

06/03/2026

Uncle Gunter’s first golf outing of the season is June 28th.

A magical day where fully grown adults spend hundreds of dollars on equipment just to absolutely crumble in front of their friends. ⛳

Remember:
If you’re bad at golf, drink more.
If you’re good at golf, nobody likes you anyway.

See you on the course. 🍻

SIGN UP AT THE BAR NOW

06/03/2026

🥃 Whiskey Kenzday: The Rare Bird

It’s Wednesday at Uncle Gunter’s, and we’re pulling out a literal legend. For this Whiskey Kenzday, we managed to snag a bottle that people routinely hunt down like it’s a mythical creature.

We are pouring the iconic Eagle Rare 10 Year Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

Crafted at the historic Buffalo Trace Distillery, Eagle Rare is aged for no less than a decade in charred oak barrels. It’s part of their famous low-rye "Mash Bill #1" (sharing its DNA with Buffalo Trace and E.H. Taylor), meaning it favors massive corn sweetness and deep oak structure over aggressive spice. Finding this bottle on a shelf is hard enough—finding it as a $13 double pour is basically a Wednesday miracle.

The Stats

The Selection: Eagle Rare 10 Year Bourbon

The Deal: $13 for a double pour

The Vibe: Elite tier juice. Drink it before the staff does.

The Tasting Notes

Nose: Complex and heavy. You’re going to smell toasted oak, dark chocolate, ripe orange peel, and a distinct wave of sweet toffee.

Palate: Incredibly bold and dry. It hits you with notes of candied almonds, rich cocoa, herbal honey, and a beautiful leather and oak background.

Finish: Crisp, dry, and exceptionally long. It leaves you with a lingering taste of toasted nuts and vanilla.

This is the kind of bourbon that usually commands a premium, but today it’s just $13 to double up. Don't hit snooze on this one—when it’s gone, it’s gone.

See you at the bar!