Sonya's

05/28/2026

05/14/2026

When the zombie apocalypse arrives, knowing how to survive is essential, but what good are all of your rules for survival if you're teamed up with a bunch of idiots? 5/14, back bar @ 6:00, movies @ 7:00

05/11/2026

Seattle's expensive. Have a cheap drink.

05/06/2026

There's no better day to knock back a couple Pacificos and binge watch quality Mexican cinema than on Siete de Mayo. Back bar opens at 6:00, movies start at 7:00.

05/05/2026

When Cinco de Mayo comes around, washing down some tacos with tequila sounds like the move. Unfortunately for some of us, going to a Mexican bar and celebrating this particular holiday could be considered cultural appreciation, or, as the kids put it these days, "cringe." Drinking guilt-free is still easy, at Sonya's. Just tell your friends you're celebrating the 10 year anniversary of Valerie and Lucas's acquisition of Sonya's, so you can come through to celebrate and take a tequila shot to that. I recommend our bistec street-style tacos, if you want to get festive.

05/02/2026

The Seattle Mariners. remember those guys? Ichiro used to play for them. If you don't, it might be because you need an MLB package to watch them play, even though they almost made it all the way last year. We have you covered on that at Sonya's, though. we even got a big ass tv for you to watch it on. All you have to pay for is all the beer you drink while you watch and wait to see if they break your heart again.

04/29/2026

I love Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio, but every time I try to watch it, some as***le starts cutting onions during the sentimental parts, and it makes me look like a baby. I'm going to try watching it in a different environment, because I trust you guys, okay? And if you need onions chopped at any point—hear me out—we have a kitchen for that. Why are you still reading? Back bar opens at 6:00. Movies start at 7:00. Be there.

04/23/2026

Man, I hate getting kidnapped. Whether it's because I'm a Mormon missionary that knocked on the wrong door, or a girlboss CEO that a conspiracy theorist believes in their heart of hearts is a space alien, it's always a fu***ng drag to be stuck in some lunatic's basement. I try my hardest to keep myself out of these sorts of predicaments, so research is essential. These success stories should keep us out of the basement. Back bar opens at 6:00, research at 7:00.

01/01/2026

Tonight!

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