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Milk Bar, 1840 Haight Street, San Francisco, CA (2026)

07/31/2024

📍Stand Up Bay Area Comedy Fest
📍Comics From SNL, HBO, Netflix, and more!
📍Milk Bar 1840 Haigh St Sf Ca
📍Free with 2 drink min

Stand Up Bay Area is the only place for stand up comedy in Sf live stand-up comedy every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, year-round. Located in San Francisco’s historic Cole Valley, the heart of Haight, Stand Up Bay Area, is the premier choice for laughs whether you live in the Bay Area or are just visiting.

About the show
Each show features five to six hand-picked, experienced comedians and an occasional guest drop-in.
Please arrive at the theater by 10-15 minutes early to grab a drink and get a seat of your choosing. Past performers have been featured on Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, Conan, and more! The bar opens at 4pm, and the show starts is dependent on the day.
The theater has a full bar with a 2 drink minimum. Get there early to grab a cocktail or beer of your liking!
The show always 70-90 minutes. With so many great food choices near by, it’s hard to choose. Here’s a list.
After the show, hangout for music!
Frequently asked questions
Is there an age requirement?
This is a bar 21+ venue
Is there a drink minimum?
Free with 2 drink min
What if I’m late?
We ask that you respect the performers and other patrons/customers, so please kindly be there at a time that wouldn’t disrupt the show
Is there parking available?
We have plenty of street parking right out front
If the event is sold out, will you have tickets at the door?
If the event is sold out online, we will not have any tickets at the door
If I can’t make it to the show anymore, will the fees be refunded?
All of our comedy shows are free even though we have a drink minimum. We do ask that you stay true to your reservation as we like to have things set up for the amount of folks we expect to be coming out
More information
For more information, please visit our website
Still have questions, comments, concerns, or suggestions? Feel free to email or call us at 4153876455 anytime. We’d love to hear from you!
Stand Up Bay Area is presented by Milk Bar and Paradise Comedy

07/22/2024

📍July 26th-28th 2024
📍Stand Up Bay Area Comedy Festival
📍Comics from HBO, Netflix, and more
📍Free with two drink min

Stand Up Bay Area is the only place for stand up comedy in Sf live stand-up comedy every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, year-round. Located in San Francisco’s historic Cole Valley, the heart of Haight, Stand Up Bay Area, is the premier choice for laughs whether you live in the Bay Area or are just visiting.

About the show
Each show features five to six hand-picked, experienced comedians and an occasional guest drop-in.
Please arrive at the theater by 10-15 minutes early to grab a drink and get a seat of your choosing. Past performers have been featured on Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, Conan, and more! The bar opens at 4pm, and the show starts is dependent on the day.
The theater has a full bar with a 2 drink minimum. Get there early to grab a cocktail or beer of your liking!
The show always 70-90 minutes. With so many great food choices near by, it’s hard to choose. Here’s a list.
After the show, hangout for music!
Frequently asked questions
Is there an age requirement?
This is a bar 21+ venue
Is there a drink minimum?
Free with 2 drink min
What if I’m late?
We ask that you respect the performers and other patrons/customers, so please kindly be there at a time that wouldn’t disrupt the show
Is there parking available?
We have plenty of street parking right out front
If the event is sold out, will you have tickets at the door?
If the event is sold out online, we will not have any tickets at the door
If I can’t make it to the show anymore, will the fees be refunded?
All of our comedy shows are free even though we have a drink minimum. We do ask that you stay true to your reservation as we like to have things set up for the amount of folks we expect to be coming out
More information
For more information, please visit our website
Still have questions, comments, concerns, or suggestions? Feel free to email or call us at 4153876455 anytime. We’d love to hear from you!
Stand Up Bay Area is presented by Milk Bar and Paradise Comedy

07/17/2024

📍Stand Up Bay Area Festival
📍Milk Bar 1840 Haight St sf ca
📍Comics from HBO, Netflix, and more
📍Free with 2 drink min

Stand Up Bay Area is the only place for stand up comedy in Sf live stand-up comedy every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, year-round. Located in San Francisco’s historic Cole Valley, the heart of Haight, Stand Up Bay Area, is the premier choice for laughs whether you live in the Bay Area or are just visiting.

About the show
Each show features five to six hand-picked, experienced comedians and an occasional guest drop-in.
Please arrive at the theater by 10-15 minutes early to grab a drink and get a seat of your choosing. Past performers have been featured on Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, Conan, and more! The bar opens at 4pm, and the show starts is dependent on the day.
The theater has a full bar with a 2 drink minimum. Get there early to grab a cocktail or beer of your liking!
The show always 70-90 minutes. With so many great food choices near by, it’s hard to choose. Here’s a list.
After the show, hangout for music!
Frequently asked questions
Is there an age requirement?
This is a bar 21+ venue
Is there a drink minimum?
Free with 2 drink min
What if I’m late?
We ask that you respect the performers and other patrons/customers, so please kindly be there at a time that wouldn’t disrupt the show
Is there parking available?
We have plenty of street parking right out front
If the event is sold out, will you have tickets at the door?
If the event is sold out online, we will not have any tickets at the door
If I can’t make it to the show anymore, will the fees be refunded?
All of our comedy shows are free even though we have a drink minimum. We do ask that you stay true to your reservation as we like to have things set up for the amount of folks we expect to be coming out
More information
For more information, please visit our website
Still have questions, comments, concerns, or suggestions? Feel free to email or call us at 4153876455 anytime. We’d love to hear from you!
Stand Up Bay Area is presented by Milk Bar and Paradise Comedy

07/10/2024

📍San Francisco Summer Time Comedy Festival
📍Comics from Netflix, HBO, and more
📍Milk Bar 1840 Haight St
📍Free with 2 drink min

Stand Up Bay Area is the only place for stand up comedy in Sf live stand-up comedy every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, year-round. Located in San Francisco’s historic Cole Valley, the heart of Haight, Stand Up Bay Area, is the premier choice for laughs whether you live in the Bay Area or are just visiting.

About the show
Each show features five to six hand-picked, experienced comedians and an occasional guest drop-in.
Please arrive at the theater by 10-15 minutes early to grab a drink and get a seat of your choosing. Past performers have been featured on Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, Conan, and more! The bar opens at 4pm, and the show starts is dependent on the day.
The theater has a full bar with a 2 drink minimum. Get there early to grab a cocktail or beer of your liking!
The show always 70-90 minutes. With so many great food choices near by, it’s hard to choose. Here’s a list.
After the show, hangout for music!
Frequently asked questions
Is there an age requirement?
This is a bar 21+ venue
Is there a drink minimum?
Free with 2 drink min
What if I’m late?
We ask that you respect the performers and other patrons/customers, so please kindly be there at a time that wouldn’t disrupt the show
Is there parking available?
We have plenty of street parking right out front
If the event is sold out, will you have tickets at the door?
If the event is sold out online, we will not have any tickets at the door
If I can’t make it to the show anymore, will the fees be refunded?
All of our comedy shows are free even though we have a drink minimum. We do ask that you stay true to your reservation as we like to have things set up for the amount of folks we expect to be coming out
More information
For more information, please visit our website
Still have questions, comments, concerns, or suggestions? Feel free to email or call us at 4153876455 anytime. We’d love to hear from you!
Stand Up Bay Area is presented by Milk Bar and Paradise Comedy

06/25/2024

Silver the Lining Tuesday 6/25 9pm
Tickets at milksf.com $10

06/20/2024

📍Friday June 21st-Sunday June 23rd
📍Milk Bar 1840 Haight St
📍Comics from Netflix, SNL, and more

Stand Up Bay Area is the only place for stand up comedy in Sf live stand-up comedy every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, year-round. Located in San Francisco’s historic Cole Valley, the heart of Haight, Stand Up Bay Area, is the premier choice for laughs whether you live in the Bay Area or are just visiting.

About the show
Each show features five to six hand-picked, experienced comedians and an occasional guest drop-in.
Please arrive at the theater by 10-15 minutes early to grab a drink and get a seat of your choosing. Past performers have been featured on Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, Conan, and more! The bar opens at 4pm, and the show starts is dependent on the day.
The theater has a full bar with a 2 drink minimum. Get there early to grab a cocktail or beer of your liking!
The show always 70-90 minutes. With so many great food choices near by, it’s hard to choose. Here’s a list.
After the show, hangout for music!
Frequently asked questions
Is there an age requirement?
This is a bar 21+ venue
Is there a drink minimum?
Free with 2 drink min
What if I’m late?
We ask that you respect the performers and other patrons/customers, so please kindly be there at a time that wouldn’t disrupt the show
Is there parking available?
We have plenty of street parking right out front
If the event is sold out, will you have tickets at the door?
If the event is sold out online, we will not have any tickets at the door
If I can’t make it to the show anymore, will the fees be refunded?
All of our comedy shows are free even though we have a drink minimum. We do ask that you stay true to your reservation as we like to have things set up for the amount of folks we expect to be coming out
More information
For more information, please visit our website
Still have questions, comments, concerns, or suggestions? Feel free to email or call us at 4153876455 anytime. We’d love to hear from you!
Stand Up Bay Area is presented by Milk Bar and Paradise Comedy

06/12/2024

📍Stand Up Bay Area Fathers Day Weekend
📍Friday (two shows), Saturday, and Sunday
📍Milk Bar 1840 Haight St Sf Ca
📍Comics from HBO, Netflix and more

Stand Up Bay Area is the only place for stand up comedy in Sf live stand-up comedy every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, year-round. Located in San Francisco’s historic Cole Valley, the heart of Haight, Stand Up Bay Area, is the premier choice for laughs whether you live in the Bay Area or are just visiting.

About the show
Each show features five to six hand-picked, experienced comedians and an occasional guest drop-in.
Please arrive at the theater by 10-15 minutes early to grab a drink and get a seat of your choosing. Past performers have been featured on Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, Conan, and more! The bar opens at 4pm, and the show starts is dependent on the day.
The theater has a full bar with a 2 drink minimum. Get there early to grab a cocktail or beer of your liking!
The show always 70-90 minutes. With so many great food choices near by, it’s hard to choose. Here’s a list.
After the show, hangout for music!
Frequently asked questions
Is there an age requirement?
This is a bar 21+ venue
Is there a drink minimum?
Free with 2 drink min
What if I’m late?
We ask that you respect the performers and other patrons/customers, so please kindly be there at a time that wouldn’t disrupt the show
Is there parking available?
We have plenty of street parking right out front
If the event is sold out, will you have tickets at the door?
If the event is sold out online, we will not have any tickets at the door
If I can’t make it to the show anymore, will the fees be refunded?
All of our comedy shows are free even though we have a drink minimum. We do ask that you stay true to your reservation as we like to have things set up for the amount of folks we expect to be coming out
More information
For more information, please visit our website
Still have questions, comments, concerns, or suggestions? Feel free to email or call us at 4153876455 anytime. We’d love to hear from you!
Stand Up Bay Area is presented by Milk Bar and Paradise Comedy

06/08/2024

Chapell Roan theme night!
Thursday 6/27
9pm

06/07/2024

Jack West, with Project Haze, and Idle Hands
Tonight Friday 6/7
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06/04/2024

We have got the best of the Bay Area and Beyond!!!

📍June 7th-9th 2024
📍Milk Bar 1840 Haight St Sf Ca
📍Comics from SNL, HBO, Netflix, and more
📍7:00-8:30 each night

Stand Up Bay Area is the only place for stand up comedy in Sf live stand-up comedy every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, year-round. Located in San Francisco’s historic Cole Valley, the heart of Haight, Stand Up Bay Area, is the premier choice for laughs whether you live in the Bay Area or are just visiting.

About the show
Each show features five to six hand-picked, experienced comedians and an occasional guest drop-in.
Please arrive at the theater by 10-15 minutes early to grab a drink and get a seat of your choosing. Past performers have been featured on Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, Conan, and more! The bar opens at 4pm, and the show starts is dependent on the day.
The theater has a full bar with a 2 drink minimum. Get there early to grab a cocktail or beer of your liking!
The show always 70-90 minutes. With so many great food choices near by, it’s hard to choose. Here’s a list.
After the show, hangout for music!
Frequently asked questions
Is there an age requirement?
This is a bar 21+ venue
Is there a drink minimum?
Free with 2 drink min
What if I’m late?
We ask that you respect the performers and other patrons/customers, so please kindly be there at a time that wouldn’t disrupt the show
Is there parking available?
We have plenty of street parking right out front
If the event is sold out, will you have tickets at the door?
If the event is sold out online, we will not have any tickets at the door
If I can’t make it to the show anymore, will the fees be refunded?
All of our comedy shows are free even though we have a drink minimum. We do ask that you stay true to your reservation as we like to have things set up for the amount of folks we expect to be coming out
More information
For more information, please visit our website
Still have questions, comments, concerns, or suggestions? Feel free to email or call us at 4153876455 anytime. We’d love to hear from you!
Stand Up Bay Area is presented by Milk Bar and Paradise Comedy

05/29/2024

📍Stand Up Bay Area
📍Comics from Netflix, HBO, and more
📍Milk Bar 1840 Haight st sf ca
📍free with 2 drink min

Looking for a night out with the buds? Date night? Or just a good laugh? No matter what we have you covered.

Names such as Hannibal Burress, Moshe Kasher, David Gborie, Jak Knight, Caitlin Gill, Irene Tu, Louis Katz, Shane Torres, and more have graced our stage before, and with our secret line ups, you never know who will show up! Stand Up Bay Area is striving to introduce some of the sharpest, most distinct voices in comedy, as well as bring in some of the biggest names in comedy next! This live show features 7 hilarious comedians! The comics will perform 5-12 minute sets each. . Past comedians have been featured on Dont Tell, Late Night, Comedy Central, TikTok, Hulu, Netfli, SNL, The Daily Show, and more!

Milk Bar is the Bay Areas hottest new Comedy a club featuring only the best comedians in town at the moment. After seeing so much bad comedy around town we decided to take a stand with Paradise Comedy and change the game completely. Curated by some of San Francisco’s most historic artists, each comedy show has the most unique comedic minds in the game today.

Haight Street is one of the most historic places in the country for art and we are directly at the epicenter of what is what right now. The list of amazing eats and cute shops near by, does not end. With so many options, this is a beautiful option for a wonderful night out.

Paradise Comedy had been a leader in independent stand up comedy all across the Nation for over a decade now running shows in LA, NY, Sf, LV, Denver, and more. With so long in the business the names Paradise has worked with is endless from folks who have written in and appeared on SNL, The Daily Show, Conan, Comedy Central, HBO, the list goes on.

The shows are free! This is a 21 and over event. Valid ID is required. Come enjoy amazing comedy and drinks with Paradise Comedy. Please contact us with any questions at [email protected]

We are looking for the first 50 audience members for a night of fun and laughter from the Best of the Bay.

Lineup subject to change

05/22/2024

📍Stand Up Bay Area
📍Comics from Netflix, HBO, and more
📍Milk Bar 1840 Haight st sf ca
📍free with 2 drink min

Looking for a night out with the buds? Date night? Or just a good laugh? No matter what we have you covered.

Names such as Hannibal Burress, Moshe Kasher, David Gborie, Jak Knight, Caitlin Gill, Irene Tu, Louis Katz, Shane Torres, and more have graced our stage before, and with our secret line ups, you never know who will show up! Stand Up Bay Area is striving to introduce some of the sharpest, most distinct voices in comedy, as well as bring in some of the biggest names in comedy next! This live show features 7 hilarious comedians! The comics will perform 5-12 minute sets each. . Past comedians have been featured on Dont Tell, Late Night, Comedy Central, TikTok, Hulu, Netfli, SNL, The Daily Show, and more!

Milk Bar is the Bay Areas hottest new Comedy a club featuring only the best comedians in town at the moment. After seeing so much bad comedy around town we decided to take a stand with Paradise Comedy and change the game completely. Curated by some of San Francisco’s most historic artists, each comedy show has the most unique comedic minds in the game today.

Haight Street is one of the most historic places in the country for art and we are directly at the epicenter of what is what right now. The list of amazing eats and cute shops near by, does not end. With so many options, this is a beautiful option for a wonderful night out.

Paradise Comedy had been a leader in independent stand up comedy all across the Nation for over a decade now running shows in LA, NY, Sf, LV, Denver, and more. With so long in the business the names Paradise has worked with is endless from folks who have written in and appeared on SNL, The Daily Show, Conan, Comedy Central, HBO, the list goes on.

The shows are free! This is a 21 and over event. Valid ID is required. Come enjoy amazing comedy and drinks with Paradise Comedy. Please contact us with any questions at [email protected]

We are looking for the first 50 audience members for a night of fun and laughter from the Best of the Bay.

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