DIVA or Die

Directions Website Contact the establishment

DIVA or Die A quarterly burlesque show in San Francisco. Produced by Calliope Quaint

Come and strip away your preconceptions and inhibitions at this wildly fun, imaginative, and powerful burlesque show! Glamor, silliness, and sparkles will draw you into the excitement of the show as you get an up close and personal view in this cozy venue!

Get your tickets now!
10/01/2026

Get your tickets now!

πŸŽƒ October at The Lost Church - San Francisco βš“

πŸͺ• Fri 10/2 Eva Loona Smith with Fine Folk & Natalie Mata

🍷 Sat 10/3 The Setup Comedy Show hosted by Abhay Nadkarni & Richard Sarvate, with Austin Carr & Nick Scarpino, & more!

🎼 Sun 10/4 Lou Hazel & Malena Cadiz

🐸 Wed 10/7 (2 shows) Benny Feldman

πŸ•―οΈ Thu 10/8 You're Going to Die open mic

πŸͺ„ Fri 10/9 Unreal MAGIC: A Night Of Mind Bending Illusions with Sean Francisco & Jake Berg

πŸ‘» Sat 10/10 The Midnight Revue from Lost Church Artistic Director, Brett Cline

πŸ˜† Tue 10/13 Ellen Harrold Headlines

πŸ˜‚ Wed 10/14 Matt Lipari

🎡 Thu 10/15 Candi Carpenter & Moselle

πŸ“– Fri 10/16 Generation Women: Wins & Losses (Litquake)

🀣 Sat 10/17 Comedian Jenny Zigrino

🎹 Sun 10/18 (Matinee) Sean Thompson and Elvia Ashkenaze Student Recital

πŸ“š Wed 10/21 All Hallows Eve: An Evening With Ellen Datlow & Friends (Litquake)

πŸ“™ Thu 10/22 Chad Harbach: The Brightness (Litquake)

πŸ““ Fri 10/23 Playlist Storytellers (Litquake)

πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ Sat 10/24 DIVA or Die: Death by DIVA

🐺 Sat 10/25 Ira Wolf w/ Special Guest Noah Solt

πŸŒ› Thu 10/29 Brittany Carney: A Midsummer Night's Cream

πŸ˜„ Fri 10/30 Nate Varrone

🎫 For tickets & info, visit thelostchurch.org/san-francisco 🎫

Get tickets!!
09/30/2026

Get tickets!!

πŸŽƒ October at The Lost Church - San Francisco βš“

πŸͺ• Fri 10/2 Eva Loona Smith with Fine Folk & Natalie Mata

🍷 Sat 10/3 The Setup Comedy Show hosted by Abhay Nadkarni & Richard Sarvate, with Austin Carr & Nick Scarpino, & more!

🎼 Sun 10/4 Lou Hazel & Malena Cadiz

🐸 Wed 10/7 (2 shows) Benny Feldman

πŸ•―οΈ Thu 10/8 You're Going to Die open mic

πŸͺ„ Fri 10/9 Unreal MAGIC: A Night Of Mind Bending Illusions with Sean Francisco & Jake Berg

πŸ‘» Sat 10/10 The Midnight Revue from Lost Church Artistic Director, Brett Cline

πŸ˜† Tue 10/13 Ellen Harrold Headlines

πŸ˜‚ Wed 10/14 Matt Lipari

🎡 Thu 10/15 Candi Carpenter & Moselle

πŸ“– Fri 10/16 Generation Women: Wins & Losses (Litquake)

🀣 Sat 10/17 Comedian Jenny Zigrino

🎹 Sun 10/18 (Matinee) Sean Thompson and Elvia Ashkenaze Student Recital

πŸ“š Wed 10/21 All Hallows Eve: An Evening With Ellen Datlow & Friends (Litquake)

πŸ“™ Thu 10/22 Chad Harbach: The Brightness (Litquake)

πŸ““ Fri 10/23 Playlist Storytellers (Litquake)

πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ Sat 10/24 DIVA or Die: Death by DIVA

🐺 Sat 10/25 Ira Wolf w/ Special Guest Noah Solt

πŸŒ› Thu 10/29 Brittany Carney: A Midsummer Night's Cream

πŸ˜„ Fri 10/30 Nate Varrone

🎫 For tickets & info, visit thelostchurch.org/san-francisco 🎫

Be Afraid!  It's Things that Go Bump (and Grind) in the Night! -
10/24/2025

Be Afraid! It's Things that Go Bump (and Grind) in the Night! -

Our show is a goody bag filled with all the best tricks, treats, and temptations.Β  It’s spooky, it’s sexy, and it may be the most fun you can have without selling your eternal soul to the damned.*

Are you ready to tear it all down?  Come out to Red, White, and F You! -
06/20/2025

Are you ready to tear it all down? Come out to Red, White, and F You! -

Yep - This is burlesque as resistance, bitch, and you better be there! Β  This year we aren’t having a Fourth of July ho-down, we’re staging a takedown!Β  A nearly naked takedown!Β 

Get your tickets now for our next DIVA or Die: Red, White, and F You!
05/01/2025

Get your tickets now for our next DIVA or Die: Red, White, and F You!

Do you have BEAVER FEVER? -
03/25/2025

Do you have BEAVER FEVER? -

Winter has faded, and the excitement of spring commences.Β  The air is fresh, the earth is sprouting new life, and the trees are ready to explode with a cacophony of allergy-inducing pollen.Β  You are excited.Β  You want to get out of the house.Β  You have spring fever!Β  But what is even more exhil...

Beavers are such a huge benefit.  More about beavers here:  https://www.oneearth.org/the-benefits-of-beavers/And more ab...
02/16/2025

Beavers are such a huge benefit. More about beavers here: https://www.oneearth.org/the-benefits-of-beavers/
And more about our show, DIVA or Die Beaver Fever in the link int the first comment below....

Beavers are a keystone speciesβ€”how they shape their environment plays a crucial role on the surrounding biodiversity.

Address

The Lost Church, 988 Columbus Avenue
San Francisco, CA
94102

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when DIVA or Die posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Establishment

Send a message to DIVA or Die:

Shortcuts

Share