05/20/2011
Beer, as we all know, is an incredible social lubricant. WD40 is to squeaky doors what beer is to social situations; it's a tool. This guy however is elevating beer to the multi-tool/Swiss Army Knife-level. My only issue...well...try to guess which fact doesn't seem to fit the rest of the story (hint: it's a number).
As the suspect reached for the bag, the victim swung the bag containing the brew and struck the attacker in the side of the head.