05/24/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Friends, regulars, and beloved degenerates of Coyote Crossing…
It has come to staff and management’s attention that there is apparently a counterfeit page pretending to be us called…
“Coyotes Crossing.”
Yes.
With an “s.”
Which already tells us we are not dealing with a criminal mastermind here.
Unfortunately, this Dollar Tree FBI agent has apparently been messaging people and inserting themselves into customers’ personal lives, relationships, and business that absolutely does not concern them.
Let us make this VERY clear:
The real Coyote Crossing staff may gossip amongst ourselves like normal bartenders 😂… but we do NOT message people, expose customers, or meddle in personal affairs.
That’s weird behavior.
After looking into the situation, we do NOT believe any current staff members are involved. However, we have been collecting receipts: screenshots, timestamps, account activity, and information from multiple people who’ve received messages.
To the counterfeit coyote lurking our page right now 👀:
You worked real hard trying to imitate us.
But you forgot one thing…
Nobody knows our customers, staff, exes, cousins, situationships, baby daddies, parole statuses, and tea better than this bar does.
And eventually… somebody always talks. 🍻
When we figure out who’s behind it, they’ll earn themselves:
• a public clowning
• a permanent ban from the bar
• and probably a nickname they’ll never recover from locally
Until then:
Please report the fake page, block it, and remember…
If the message came from “Coyotes Crossing”…
…it wasn’t us. 🤠
