Unhireable Lounge

Unhireable Lounge A local swanky social lounge that serves cocktails in a peculiar way. UNHIREABLE also serves coffee, cold brew, cold press juice and meal prep.

Our “Step Mom’s Punch” cocktail has entered the chat and she’s doing entirely TOO much 😭🍑.the name? questionable 🤭the gl...
08/19/2026

Our “Step Mom’s Punch” cocktail has entered the chat and she’s doing entirely TOO much 😭🍑.
the name? questionable 🤭
the glass? caked 🍰
the drink? SLAPS 🫰🏻
come get acquainted or she’ll put you in time out 🫣.

TONIGHT WE GET STUPID. 🗣️🔥AND BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE WANTED CHAOS ON CHAOS… 🥊👇📺 UFC 330: MAKHACHEV vs. MACHADO GARRY will...
08/15/2026

TONIGHT WE GET STUPID. 🗣️🔥AND BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE WANTED CHAOS ON CHAOS… 🥊👇

📺 UFC 330: MAKHACHEV vs. MACHADO GARRY will be LIVE on the TVs tonight. Roll through early 👀

LA ESQUINA DE PERREO is pulling up with PURO. PI**HE. PERREO. all night. No transitions. No apologies. Just straight desmadre. 😈

🎧 Dj G-SMOOTH on the aux
🍸 VERO + ASHLEY behind the bar causing problems
🥃 $3 HOUSE SHOTS
🧪 $3 JELL-O SHOTS
🚫 NO COVER
⏰ OPEN TILL 2AM

Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of bad decisions and PERREO.

Friday is for 📸🎞️
08/14/2026

Friday is for 📸🎞️

she’s fresh. she’s cute. she’s a little dangerous. 🥒💅Our CUCUMBER MARTINI is made with FRESH ingredients because we’re n...
08/12/2026

she’s fresh. she’s cute. she’s a little dangerous. 🥒💅

Our CUCUMBER MARTINI is made with FRESH ingredients because we’re not serving you mystery green liquid 😭

And the Tajín? BABY, WE ARE NOT SHY.
Rimmed like we actually mean it.

🥒 Fresh cucumber + fresh ingredients
🌶️ A VERY generous Tajín situation
🍸 Ice cold & ridiculously refreshing
💅 Zero self-control required

Come get your greens in. We’ll handle the rest.

🚨 THURSDAY NIGHT IS NOT A “MAYBE” 🚨LOT🃏ERÍA NIGHT IS ABOUT TO GET UNHINGED.This THURSDAY 9PM. 🕘🎧 J.Alvarez👽 🎤 LIVE HOSTE...
08/11/2026

🚨 THURSDAY NIGHT IS NOT A “MAYBE” 🚨

LOT🃏ERÍA NIGHT IS ABOUT TO GET UNHINGED.

This THURSDAY 9PM. 🕘
🎧 J.Alvarez👽
🎤 LIVE HOSTED BY Kenny Mota
💳 GIFT CARDS FOR THE WINNERS
🍹 DRINK SPECIALS ALL NIGHT
🍸 ASHLEY BEHIND THE BAR

Come ready to take shots, win gift cards, and TALK some TRASH 🗑️.

🚨 SAN ANTONIO, CANCEL WHATEVER TF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING TONIGHT. 🚨😈📍 ESQUINA DE PERREODJ LUCID … yes, THURSDAY’S us...
08/08/2026

🚨 SAN ANTONIO, CANCEL WHATEVER TF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING TONIGHT. 🚨😈

📍 ESQUINA DE PERREO

DJ LUCID … yes, THURSDAY’S usual problem 🫣 is making a special appearance at LA ESQUINA DE PERREO tonight. And trust… you’re gonna wanna be here for this one. 👀

💋 VERO + ASHLEY behind the bar
🥃 $3 HOUSE SHOTS
🍓 $3 JELL-O SHOTS
🔊 J.Alvarez👽 on the decks
🕑 OPEN TILL 2AM
🚫 NO COVER

Pull up. Grab your people. Get your shots. Get on the dance floor. 🫰🏻🪩🔥

The lore isn’t gonna create itself. 👀🤏Every Polaroid on the Wall of Desmadre started with someone saying:“I’m only stayi...
08/07/2026

The lore isn’t gonna create itself. 👀🤏

Every Polaroid on the Wall of Desmadre started with someone saying:

“I’m only staying for one drink.” 🫪🍸

Yeah... nobody believed them either.

🎧 Dj G-SMOOTH spinning puro PERREO
📸 Perreo Polaroids
🍓 $3 Jell-O Shots
🥃 $3 House Shots
🍸 Ashley & Vero behind the bar
🕑 Open till 2AM.


Come see what the hype tastes like. ☕🍸Our Cold Foam Cold Brew Tini is creamy, bold, and the kind of drink people can’t s...
08/06/2026

Come see what the hype tastes like. ☕🍸

Our Cold Foam Cold Brew Tini is creamy, bold, and the kind of drink people can’t stop talking about. 👀🫰🏻

Don’t be the one saying, “I need to try that someday.”
📍Pull up before everyone else does.

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1515 N. Main Avenue Ste. 110
San Antonio, TX
78212

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