Unhireable Lounge

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Unhireable Lounge A local swanky social lounge that serves cocktails in a peculiar way. UNHIREABLE also serves coffee, cold brew, cold press juice and meal prep.

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10/18/2026

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Catch MODISH ̶c̶h̶a̶m̶p̶a̶g̶n̶e̶ ™️ & J.Alvarez👽 at UNHIREABLE 2Night‼️ PERREO, DARK WAVE, 80’s
10/18/2026

Catch MODISH ̶c̶h̶a̶m̶p̶a̶g̶n̶e̶ ™️ & J.Alvarez👽 at UNHIREABLE 2Night‼️ PERREO, DARK WAVE, 80’s

10/18/2026

No muddling tonight… 🚫🍸.

🚨💀 THE LIVING ARE BORING. COME BACK AS SOMEBODY ICONIC. ⚰️🩸YOUR FAVORITE ICON. YOUR MOST UNHINGED COSTUME. 😮‍💨🎁 FREE HOU...
10/17/2026

🚨💀 THE LIVING ARE BORING. COME BACK AS SOMEBODY ICONIC. ⚰️🩸

YOUR FAVORITE ICON. YOUR MOST UNHINGED COSTUME. 😮‍💨

🎁 FREE HOUSE SHOT BEFORE 11 PM IF YOU’RE IN COSTUME!.

🧪 JELL-O SHOTS • 🩸 BLOOD BAGS • 🕷️ SPIDER SHOTS
🎧 DJ LUCID PLAYING THE BEST MUSIC ON THE STRIP
🕑 OPEN TILL 2 AM

LA ESQUINA DE PERREO: VIVOS O MU***OS.
COME SERVE LOOKS, NOT LAST RITES. 💋⚰️🔥.

10/16/2026

🩸📸 THE SCENE IS SET. THE VICTIMS ARE YOU. ⚰️💋

🚨 PERREO POLAROIDS: LA VÍCTIMA
🎭 DRESS AS YOUR FAVORITE VICTIM
🎁 FREE HOUSE SHOT BEFORE 11 PM IN COSTUME
🧪 SPOOKY DRINK SPECIALS
🎧 Dj G-SMOOTH ON THE DECKS
🕑 OPEN TILL 2 AM

PICK A COSTUME. GRAB A COCKTAIL. COME MAKE A BAD DECISION. 🔪🔥

📍 UNHIREABLE LOUNGE.

⚠️ Trash Talk LOTERIA is Finally Here ⚠️ Sounds by J.Alvarez👽
10/15/2026

⚠️ Trash Talk LOTERIA is Finally Here ⚠️

Sounds by J.Alvarez👽

🚨 24 Hours Until LOTERIA 🚨 J.Alvarez👽 on the decks 👀
10/15/2026

🚨 24 Hours Until LOTERIA 🚨

J.Alvarez👽 on the decks 👀

🩸 NO SAFE WORDS. NO SURVIVORS. JUST PERREO. 🔪Pick your favorite victim and SHOW UP IN CHARACTER. 💀📸 Costumes encouraged,...
10/14/2026

🩸 NO SAFE WORDS. NO SURVIVORS. JUST PERREO. 🔪

Pick your favorite victim and SHOW UP IN CHARACTER. 💀📸

Costumes encouraged, not required… but the ones who understood the assignment get a FREE house shot before 11. 😈

💉 Blood bags + Jell-O shot syringes
🎧 Dj G-SMOOTH
🪦 Open till 2 AM

DON’T JUST COME TO THE FUNCTION. COME AS THE THREAT. 🔪

🔪👁️ MICHAEL MYERS WATCHING YOUR LOTERIA CARD HARDER THAN YOUR EX WATCHES YOUR STORIES. 💀🩸FORGET pumpkin carving. We’re P...
10/13/2026

🔪👁️ MICHAEL MYERS WATCHING YOUR LOTERIA CARD HARDER THAN YOUR EX WATCHES YOUR STORIES. 💀🩸

FORGET pumpkin carving. We’re PLAYING LOTERÍA with a side of HORROR. 🎃🃏 Wear your costume for a house shot on US 😈

🃏 Hosted by Tequila T***k aka Kenny
🔊 J.Alvarez👽 spinning
🍻 Happy hour ALL NIGHT
🩸 Blood bags & syringe Jell-O shots ON DECK
🎁 Lotería winners get GIFT CARDS
🔪 COSTUMES = FREE HOUSE SHOT 🥃

🕘 THURSDAY at 9 PM. DON’T BE THE FINAL GIRL WHO STAYS HOME. 🔪👻

📍 UNHIREABLE.

⚠️ Caution, DJ Lucid On The Decks ⚠️ J.Alvarez👽
10/11/2026

⚠️ Caution, DJ Lucid On The Decks ⚠️
J.Alvarez👽

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1515 N. Main Avenue Ste. 110
San Antonio, TX
78212

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