Unhireable Lounge

Unhireable Lounge A local swanky social lounge that serves cocktails in a peculiar way. UNHIREABLE also serves coffee, cold brew, cold press juice and meal prep.

🚨 GAME 7. PURO PERREO. NO EXCUSES. 🚨.🏀 Spurs vs OKC Watch Party🎧 🍸 $7 Grey Goose Cocktails🔥 Drink Specials All Night🍑 P...
05/30/2026

🚨 GAME 7. PURO PERREO. NO EXCUSES. 🚨.
🏀 Spurs vs OKC Watch Party
🎧
🍸 $7 Grey Goose Cocktails
🔥 Drink Specials All Night
🍑 Perreo Till 2AM.
If the Spurs punch their ticket to the Finals and you’re sitting at home... that’s crazy work. 😭.
10PM • Esquina De Perreo
See y’all on Main Ave. 🖤🤍🔥.

SAN ANTONIO WE GOT A PROBLEM 😮‍💨🔥. B2B NIGHTS. ZERO EXCUSES. 📍 TONIGHT📸 PERREO POLAROIDS🎧 .📍 SATURDAY👑 ESQUINA DE PERRE...
05/29/2026

SAN ANTONIO WE GOT A PROBLEM 😮‍💨🔥.
B2B NIGHTS. ZERO EXCUSES.
📍 TONIGHT
📸 PERREO POLAROIDS
🎧 .
📍 SATURDAY
👑 ESQUINA DE PERREO X 🏀 SPURS vs OKC GAME 7 WATCH PARTY
🎧
🍸 $7 GREY GOOSE COCKTAILS.
The perreo doesn’t end this weekend… come say Hi 🤏👀.

05/27/2026

Mañana‼️TRASH TALK THURSDAY x LOTERIA NIGHT
🎧 hosted by .rn
🔥 sounds by .1812
⏰ 9PM — OPEN TILL MIDNIGHT
🍹 drink specials all night
🎁 gift cards for the loteria winners
🏀 SPURS WATCH PARTY ON ALL SCREENS
🔞 21+ ONLY.
and yes… THE TRASH TALK BOARD IS BACK 😮‍💨📌
grab a notecard, expose your ex, call out your toxic homegirl, drop your hottest Spurs take, shoot your shot anonymously, or start drama for absolutely no reason 😭.
then PIN IT TO THE BOARD for the whole city to read 👀.

SPURS VS OKC WATCH PARTY 🏀🔥7PM @ UNHIREABLE 😮‍💨🍻 drink specials all night🥃 FIRST 20 PEOPLE IN SPURS GEAR GET A FREE HOUS...
05/24/2026

SPURS VS OKC WATCH PARTY 🏀🔥
7PM @ UNHIREABLE 😮‍💨
🍻 drink specials all night
🥃 FIRST 20 PEOPLE IN SPURS GEAR GET A FREE HOUSE SHOT
📺 game sound on every screen
🔥 playoff chaos.

05/22/2026

SATURDAY IS ABOUT TO TURN INTO A FULL BLOWN MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND DESMADRE 😭🇺🇸🔥.
🚨PERREO EN EL PATIO🚨.
10PM — TILL WE LEGALLY CAN’T ANYMORE 😮‍💨.
🎧 got the entire crowd yelling lyrics like rent is due.
🍻 DRINK SPECIALS ALL NIGHT.
🔥 PURO PERREO ALL NIGHT LONG.
the group chats already plotting.
the “i’m staying in this weekend” people already lying.
and somebody’s ex is absolutely pulling up uninvited 😭.
memorialdayweekend

Spurs Watch Party Tonight: Game 3 🏀 Then Full Perreo with
05/22/2026

Spurs Watch Party Tonight: Game 3 🏀 Then Full Perreo with

05/21/2026

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND STARTS TOMORROW AND WE’RE KICKING THE DOOR OPEN 😭🇺🇸🔥.
PERREO POLAROIDS x SPURS VS OKC WATCH PARTY😮‍💨🏀.
🎧 ALL NIGHT.
🍻 drink specials till close.
📸 polaroids all night long.
🥃 first 20 people wearing Spurs gear get a FREE house shot.
OPEN till 2AM ✅.
this is the type of Friday that starts with “just one drink” and ends with your friends tagging you in blurry stories all weekend.
pull up for the game. stay for the chaos 😮‍💨🔥

05/20/2026

They regular so hard we had to give them their own night 😭🎲🌺 FERN + KITTY.
TRASH TALK THURSDAY x LOTERIA hosted by THE REGULARS
where the s**t talking is loud, the margaritas hit dangerous, and everybody suddenly becomes a professional loteria player for the night 😮‍💨🍹.
🌴 summer party vibes all night.
🎁 gift cards for the loteria winners.
🍻 drink specials flowing.
🎧 sounds by .1812 .
👀 secret surprises from the hosts all night long.
if you know The Regulars then you already know this isn’t gonna be calm 😭.

05/20/2026

starting WEDNESDAY it’s straight playoff chaos into full perreo survival mode 😮‍💨. Peep our Memorial Day plans 👀.
🏀 Spurs vs OKC Watch Parties.
🎲 Trash Talk Thursday x Loteria with .1812
📸 Perreo Polaroids with
🇺🇸 Perreo En El Patio — a 3 day weekend DESMADRE with the #1 necio .
drink specials flowing, bad decisions encouraged, and the type of nights that make your camera roll look criminal by Monday morning 😭🍻.
MAIN AVE gonna be reckless all weekend long.
pull up early. leave questionable. 🔥.

SPURS VS THUNDER WATCH PARTY TOMORROW 👀.7:30PM tip off 🏀.drink specials all night 🍺.We outside till the final buzzer 😮‍💨...
05/20/2026

SPURS VS THUNDER WATCH PARTY TOMORROW 👀.
7:30PM tip off 🏀.
drink specials all night 🍺.
We outside till the final buzzer 😮‍💨.

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1515 N. Main Avenue Ste. 110
San Antonio, TX
78212

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