The Three Legged Monkey

09/07/2026

09/07/2026

Swing by Three Legged Monkey for SIN MONDAYS! 🍻 Service industry champs get 25% off all night long. 🎉 Sip on $3.75 Lone Star and $4 Deep Eddy & Flavors! Got game? Catch the action on our big screens! See you at 2313 NW Military Hwy #115!

09/06/2026

🎤 It's Karaoke Sunday Funday at the Three Legged Monkey! Unleash your inner rockstar starting at 9PM and sip on $3.75 Modelo, Jack Daniels, & Jim Beam! 🎸🔥 Swing by and ask our bartenders about more drink specials. 🍻🎵 Whether you're there for the tunes or the drinks, it's a night you don't want to miss! 👏

👉 2313 NW Military Hwy #115, San Antonio TX 78231

09/05/2026

Saturday is calling, and apparently it wants Alyssa and Jess behind the bar. 🐒🔥

Come spend your Saturday at The Three Legged Monkey with Alyssa kicking things off for Happy Hour, then Jess taking over for Prime Time. Cold drinks, good people, and plenty of Monkey Business all day and night. 🍻😎

🍺 $3.75 Pacifico
🥃 $3.75 Tullamore D.E.W.
🍸 $4.25 Tito’s
⏰ Open 12PM to 2AM
🍹 Happy Hour 12PM to 8PM
📍 2313 NW Military Hwy #115, San Antonio, TX 78231

Alyssa: 12PM to 8PM 🍻
Jess: 8PM to 2AM 🔥

Your Saturday plans just handled themselves. 🐒🍸

09/05/2026

💖✨ IT’S MORGAN’S BIRTHDAY BASH, and The Monkey is going full Y2K! 📱💿🦋

Break out the velour, butterfly clips, trucker hats, low-rise jeans, frosted tips, or whatever questionable fashion choice you survived the first time around. 😂 Morgan’s celebrating tonight, and pajamas are absolutely part of the assignment!

🎀 Y2K Pajama Party
🥳 Morgan’s Birthday Bash
🛏️ Wear your PJs
🍸 Morgan behind the bar from 8PM to 2AM
🍻 Happy Hour 2PM to 8PM
🌙 Open until 2AM
📍 2313 NW Military Hwy #115, San Antonio, TX 78231

Come party like it’s 2003 and your biggest problem is running out of minutes on your flip phone. 📞😂💿🐒

09/04/2026

We're spinning your Friday feels into high gear! 🐒 DJ PRSPKT is throwing beats from 10PM-2AM! Sip on $3.75 Blue Moons & Smirnoff or $4 Crown & Altos. 🥂 Who needs a football game when you can dance the night away? 🕺💃 Join the party at 2313 NW Military Hwy #115! 🎉

09/04/2026

🎧 It's FRIDAY, and the party's ON at Three Legged Monkey! Dance the night away with DJ PRSPKT from 10PM to 2AM. 💃🕺 Sip on $3.75 Blue Moon & Smirnoff or enjoy $4 Crown & Altos Tequila! 🍹✨ Bring your crew, hit the dancefloor, and let's make it a night to remember! 🥳

📍 2313 NW Military Hwy #115, San Antonio TX 78231
Call us today and get ready to groove! 📞✨

09/03/2026

🎶 Sip, Sway, and Stay for Acoustic Thursdays at Three Legged Monkey! 🎸 Chris Lopez will strum your worries away from 9:30 PM to 1:30 AM! 🍺 Enjoy $5 Drafts & $3.75 Captain Morgan & Sailor Jerry. 🍹 Ask our bartenders about more specials! Ready to rock your night? 🤘

📍 2313 NW Military Hwy #115, San Antonio TX 78231

09/02/2026

🎤 Grab the mic & unleash your inner superstar at Karaoke Wednesdays! Join us from 9:30PM to 1:30AM for a night of singing & sipping with $3.75 Dos XX & Cuervo, and $4 Jameson. 🌟✨ Raise your glass, rock the stage, and make some memories at Three Legged Monkey! 2313 NW Military Hwy #115 🍻🎶

Ready to shine? Stop by & slay those vocals! 🎶🤘

09/01/2026

Time to put your brain to the test! 🧠 Join us for Trivia Tuesdays at 9:30 PM & quench your thirst with $3.75 Shiner & Enchanted Rock, plus $4 Rebecca Creek. 🍺 It's the perfect mix of fun and flavor! 🥳 Don't forget to ask your bartender about more drink specials. See you at 2313 NW Military Hwy #115! 🐒

08/31/2026

Feeling sinful this Monday? 😈 Service Industry heroes, get 25% off! Enjoy $3.75 Lone Star & $4 Deep Eddy delights. You're not just serving drinks, you're serving vibes! 🍻 Join us at 2313 NW Military Hwy and treat yourself—because you deserve it! 🍹

08/30/2026

🎤🎶 Belt it out at Karaoke Sunday Funday! Grab a $3.75 Modelo, Jack Daniels, or Jim Beam and serenade us starting at 9PM. Don't forget to ask our bartenders about other drink specials! 🍻

📍2313 NW Military Hwy #115, San Antonio TX 78231

Warm up your vocal cords and bring those harmonies! 🙌

08/29/2026

🎉 Saturdays at the Monkey means drinks that won't break the bank! 🍻 Dive into $3.75 Pacifico & Tullamore Dew, or sip on $4.25 Tito's! 🍹 Unbeatable deals, unbeatable vibes! See you at 2313 NW Military Hwy #115, San Antonio! 🐒 Ready to make some memories? Tag your crew and roll in!

08/28/2026

🎧 Get ready to go bananas! Join us for FRIDAYS AT THE MONKEY with DJ PRSPKT keeping the vibes high from 10PM to 2AM. 🍻💃 Savor $3.75 Blue Moon & Smirnoff, or sip on $4 Crown & Altos Tequila. 🥃🍺 And hey, ask your bartender for even more specials! Swing by at 2313 NW Military Hwy #115 — it's the perfect way to kick off the weekend! 🍌✨