05/30/2026
โ๏ธ โ๏ธ SATURDAY SITUATION REPORT โ๏ธ
The weather is gorgeous, the beer is cold, and your couch is judging you. Get up and get over here!
Here is your survival lineup for the day:
ALL DAY LONG: The patio is officially open. Come soak up some Vitamin D (and by Vitamin D, we mean draft beer).
DAY SHIFT (Til 5 PM): Cheslie is behind the bar pouring away your work-week trauma.
NIGHT SHIFT (5 PM - Close): McKenzie takes the reins to ensure your bad decisions are properly lubricated.
THE MAIN EVENT (8 PM - Midnight): Uncle Charlie is running karaoke! Come ruin a perfectly good classic rock song. We donโt care if you canโt carry a tune, as long as you can carry your drink.
Liquor clear, beer is near. See you on the patio! ๐ป