Uncle David’s

Uncle David’s Welcome to Uncle David’s, where you’re always a part of the family!

Th 12pm-12am
F 12pm-1am
Sat 11am-1am
Sun 11am-10pm
Mon 4pm-10pm

21 N Main St Salado, TX
TOGO 254-561-1957

Last week’s Burrito Special absolutely CRUSHED it, so apparently y’all DO have good taste 🌯 Dispite what the neighbors h...
09/10/2026

Last week’s Burrito Special absolutely CRUSHED it, so apparently y’all DO have good taste 🌯 Dispite what the neighbors have said 😂

This week we’re keeping it rolling with the tenderloin 🥩 AND rocking kebabs for the Anniversary Weekend🔥

Fair warning: these things run out FAST. So get ’em while we’ve got ’em, because “I was gonna come later” does not magically produce more food.

And in today’s shocking news: Mike still ain’t at work— but at least when he takes his wife to lunch, he makes one respectable decision and chooses Uncle David’s 🍔

Kearstine’s beautiful smile and Tyler’s bad attitude are on the floor TONIGHT 😈 Two owners. One floor. Questionable supervision.

Come hungry. Anniversary weekend is officially starting NOW 😎 🍻 🎈

NAME THIS ALBUM COVER 📀 We’ll go first:🎧 Second Thursday in September: Ci******es, Sunglasses & Questionable Management ...
09/10/2026

NAME THIS ALBUM COVER 📀 We’ll go first:

🎧 Second Thursday in September: Ci******es, Sunglasses & Questionable Management Decisions 🚬 Feat: Izzy Iz

Taylor and Patricia take the main stage tonight at 6pm 😈

The party starts TODAY — because waiting until the weekend sounds responsible, and we’re not doing that.🎱 WEDNESDAY: FRE...
09/09/2026

The party starts TODAY — because waiting until the weekend sounds responsible, and we’re not doing that.

🎱 WEDNESDAY: FREE POOL. Come practice your terrible bank shots on our dime.

🍻 THURSDAY: Tyler + Kearstine are running the floor. Thoughts and prayers appreciated.

🤠 FRIDAY: Joel Wood at 7PM — 90s Country Sing-Along. You know the words. Probably.

🎉 SATURDAY, SEPT. 12: THE OFFICIAL ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY — 11AM–1AM
🏈 Aggies at 11:30
🏈 Bama at 2:30
🏈 Texas at 6:30
🎧 KG Entertainment DJ set at 9PM
🍺 Draft beer specials with an Uncle David’s pint glass
👕 Anniversary merch available
🍴 New dips hitting the menu

We survived a whole damn year. Come help us celebrate accordingly. 🍻

Everyone in the SEC thinks playing Texas is a big deal…. The only thing Texas thinks is a big deal is Texas.Saturday, Se...
09/09/2026

Everyone in the SEC thinks playing Texas is a big deal…. The only thing Texas thinks is a big deal is Texas.

Saturday, September 12 we’re celebrating ONE YEAR OF UNCLE DAVID’S — and college football is taking over the TVs.

Catch A&M at 11:30, BAMA at 2:30 and Texas at 6:30!

🍺 Anniversary party ALL DAY
🏈 College football ALL DAY
🍔 Kitchen firing
🥃 Bar pouring
🎉 ONE YEAR OF UNCLE DAVID’S

Come watch your team win, lose, or completely ruin your weekend — then stick around and celebrate the fact that somehow we made it a whole damn year.

📍 SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 | 11AM–1AM

Tag your football crew and tell us who you’re pulling for. 👇

🚨 MEET DAVID — OUR NEWEST BARTENDER 🚨David comes to us with over 100 years of bartending experience… And by 100 years, w...
09/08/2026

🚨 MEET DAVID — OUR NEWEST BARTENDER 🚨

David comes to us with over 100 years of bartending experience… And by 100 years, we mean absolutely zero. 😂

But what he lacks in experience, he makes up for in confidence, questionable pours, and a deep passion for having his picture taken behind the bar.

His favorite thing on planet Earth? Serving Karens with a big ol’ Cowboys smile. 🤠⭐️

Does he know how to make your drink? No.

Will he act like he does? Absolutely.

Come welcome David to the sh*tshow. Order something complicated. Ask him what’s on draft. Tell him you know the owner.

You’re gunna love him. 🍻

09/07/2026

🇺🇸 CLOSED TODAY FOR LABOR DAY 🇺🇸

We’re giving the crew one last day of peace and quiet before we make questionable decisions all week long. 🍔

We’re back TOMORROW at 11AM, and the countdown to UNCLE DAVID’S ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY officially begins! 🎂🍺

The party kicks off THURSDAY with Tyler + Kearstine behind the bar — which feels like a terrible idea, so naturally we’re doing it.

Buckle up, Salado. It’s gonna be a WILD week. 🤠🍻

🇺🇸 LABOR DAY WEEKEND, BABY. 🇺🇸We’ll be CLOSED MONDAY for Labor Day because apparently “Labor Day” means you’re not suppo...
09/05/2026

🇺🇸 LABOR DAY WEEKEND, BABY. 🇺🇸

We’ll be CLOSED MONDAY for Labor Day because apparently “Labor Day” means you’re not supposed to labor. We checked. 😂

BUT FIRST…

☀️ SUNDAY DAYTIME RAGER with HOT MESS JESS 🍻

Cold beer. Bad decisions. Messica running the show. What could possibly go wrong?

Come get Sunday Funday out of your system, because Monday we’re locking the doors, turning off the lights, and pretending none of you exist. 😂

See y’all Sunday. Come thirsty. 🍺🇺🇸

Californians.Can’t drive. Can’t merge. Drive the speed limit 🙄 (it’s a suggestion guys). Can’t mind their own business. ...
09/04/2026

Californians.

Can’t drive. Can’t merge. Drive the speed limit 🙄 (it’s a suggestion guys). Can’t mind their own business. And somehow they’ve got an opinion about EVERYTHING. 😂

But credit where credit’s due: California has contributed two genuinely great things to Texas:

☀️ Blondes &
🌯 California burritos

And since we can’t legally put the first one on special, we’re serving the California Burritos- tenderloin, French fries INSIDE, cheese, avocado, more cheese served with side salad so you don’t feel SO guilty for eating SO well 😈

Come grab one before some Californian shows up complainin’ there’s no vegan option. 🌯🍺

Address

21 N Main Street
Salado, TX
76571

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 8pm
Tuesday 11am - 8pm
Wednesday 11am - 8pm
Thursday 12pm - 1am
Friday 12pm - 1am
Saturday 11am - 1am
Sunday 11am - 8pm

Telephone

+12545611957

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