Uranus Missouri

09/07/2026

The Rat Rods will be in Uranus around 11am on Thursday Sept 10th!

The 2026 Official Rat Rod Tour, Route 66 Invasion.
MERICA A.F.!!

07/27/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: URANUS SEVERELY BACKED UP AS LONG LINE FORMS OUTSIDE TOWN 🚨

Uranus, MO Authorities have confirmed that Uranus is currently experiencing a major backup after a lane closure on Interstate 44 caused traffic to slow to a crawl.

Witnesses report a long line of vehicles stretching down the highway, with hundreds of people bumper-to-bumper, desperately trying to find an opening and squeeze their way into Uranus.

“I’ve never seen this many people trying to get into Uranus at the same time,” said one employee who works in the receiving dept. “Normally, Uranus can handle a pretty steady flow, but today we’re completely packed.”

Officials are asking drivers to be patient, use their turn signals before changing positions, and avoid riding the rear end of the person in front of them. Attempting to force your way into Uranus could cause an accident and make the backup even worse.

Despite the congestion, the Uranus Fudge Factory remains open and fully operational.

“If you can make it into Uranus, we promise to make it worth your while,” management said. “The line may be long and the entrance may be tight, but there’s plenty of fudge waiting inside.”

At press time, Uranus remained backed up for miles, but the cars…..and citizens…. just kept coming.

Apparently, the harder Uranus is to get into, the more people want it.

Drive safely, Earthlings. The Best Fudge Comes From Uranus! 🍫👽🛸

02/22/2026

did you enter Uranus yet?

I mean the casting call contest!🤔🤩

🚨 OFFICIAL CASTING CALL – The URANUS NETWORK 🎬✨

We are casting two full-time on-camera personalities to become main characters in the Uranus Network and Uranus Lore.

🎥 Live shows.
🍫 Fudge sales.
📞 Mayor interruptions.
🎮 Game show chaos.
🌎 National fame potential.

This is a full-time, paid gig for people who can sell, improvise, and not melt under a live camera.

Think you've got what it takes to be on camera in Uranus? 👀

THE AUDITION:
Record a 60-second video selling us ANYTHING — a rock, a sock, a half-eaten candy bar, your neighbor's lawn mower.

Post it in the comments right now. ⬇️

The crowd watches. The best rise. Winners get the call. 📲🔥

Tag someone who belongs in the spotlight. 🎭

👇 READ THE DETAILS IN THE COMMENTS

02/06/2026

Check out what’s happening at Uranus Fudge Factory- Richmond Indiana

We’re proud to welcome Uranus Fudge Factory- Richmond Indiana as the presenting sponsor of our inaugural season! 🍫✈️
Sweet partnership, unforgettable season ahead.



https://northwoodsleague.com/richmond-flying-mummies/2026/02/06/richmond-flying-mummies-name-uranus-fudge-factory-inaugural-season-presenting-sponsor/

02/04/2026

Uranus is so beautiful!

Thanks for photographing it :-)

02/01/2026

check out the Mayors page from our latest edition and other news the Mayor is excited about!

📢 BIG NEWS FROM THE MAYOR’S DESK! 📢
Hold onto your hats, because the Valentine’s/Winter Edition of the Uranus Examiner is hitting the streets this week! 📰❤

You might’ve noticed our Uranus Examiner page has been a bit quiet since last summer, but that’s because we’ve been busy behind the scenes.

We have been crazy busy building something that is knock the socks right off ya'....and it's about to launch straight into Uranus!

You might have noticed all the hiring?

We aren’t just "hiring", we are undergoing a massive leadership expansion and while also building a world-class Creative Marketing Team. 🚀

This new team is going to be focused on high-level video production and digital engagement, including a dedicated Social Media Manager to take of the Uranus Examiner page (and others) to make sure you never miss a beat in Uranus again!

📍 What’s Coming to Your Feed?
Our goal is to make this page the go-to spot for everything happening in our local communities. We’re doubling down on:

Wayne County, Indiana 🌽

Madison County, Indiana 🏎️

Preble County, Ohio 🚜

The Entirety of Route 66 across America! 🛣️

and of Course, the OG, Uranus Missouri 😎

Notice a few local spots in Missouri missing? Don't worry, it was intentional. We've decided to stop casting pearls before... well, you know. LOL.
We’re focusing on our true friends and the communities that actually 'get' us. If you feel left out, maybe it’s time to look in the mirror! 😉

You can’t buy this kind of marketing....but you can certainly be excluded from it!

📈 The Uranus Examiner is Going MASSIVE
Our Summer Edition is going to be a total beast:

20-24 Pages of pure entertainment and news.

325,000+ Copies in total circulation. (READ THAT AGAIN! 🤯🤯)

175,000 Copies mailed directly to homes! (AND THAT TOO)

We’ll be hitting a 25-30 mile radius around our Anderson and Richmond stores, and a 45-mile radius around our Missouri location. (Again, if you're in the "special" parts of Missouri we don't share stories about to our MASSIVE audience... sorry, not sorry! 🤷‍♂️)

❤️ Supporting Our Friends (Not Customers!)
The Examiner doesn't sell ads. We don't have to! Instead, we use this massive reach to support our friends and partners.

We are proud Founding Sponsors of the new Richmond Flying Mummies Baseball Team in Richmond, Indiana! ⚾️🩹 I’ve already reserved the best seats in the house, and we are going all-in to help them grow.

Between our mailed copies, the papers we hand to every guest in-store, and the ones tucked into every single shipping box leaving Uranus, we have built a marketing tool that reaches people in ways nobody else can.

Keep your eyes peeled 🤓

The best is yet to come in Uranus!

01/28/2026

Help us make Uranus HUGE!

💪Strong Hands Wanted in Uranus!
Experienced Construction Tradesmen needed immediately!
$28-$35 per hour PLUS Benefits!
https://www.indeed.com/job/construction-tradesmen-74b2383bd8e8a4a7

Full-Time skilled trades
no seasonal nonsense

(please do not contact us on Facebook, we are just the marketing team. Please visit the Indeed ad for more info...Thanks)

12/20/2025

Congratulations to our #3 location Uranus Fudge Factory- Richmond Indiana

It's our 1 year Anniversary today! 🥳🤩😍
Uranus is ready for a Big #2!

Thanks to all our fabulous citizens for making it such a great success!

Thanks to all of the leaders, elected officials, Chambers and Toursim, and all of the citizens of Wayne County, Indiana and Preble County Ohio for being such great partners!

Here is to making Uranus even bigger in year #2

and #2 is important in Uranus 🤣

12/20/2025

THE BATTLE OF STARFISH BAY

A Wet, Costly Lesson in the Dixon–Uranus War

Who remembers the Battle of Starfish Bay?

Anyone who survived does.
Anyone who didn’t… well, they’re still out there.

Dixon believed Starfish Bay was the softest approach into Uranus. Wide. Open. Welcoming.
A place where seamen could slide in quietly and get comfortable before anyone noticed.

That confidence did not age well.

The seamen entered Uranus under cover of darkness, pushing forward with enthusiasm and very little understanding of what lay ahead. The waters tightened. The current shifted. Suddenly, forward motion became resistance.

Hard resistance.

Communication broke down. Things piled up. Retreat became awkward. What Dixon expected to be a gentle insertion turned into sustained pressure they simply weren’t prepared to handle.

Uranus held firm.

Starfish Bay claimed ships, supplies, and a shocking number of seamen who underestimated how difficult it is to pull out once you’ve gone too far in.

A marker was placed overlooking the water shortly after:

STARFISH BAY
Many seamen entered
Few came out clean

Locals swear the water still churns there, slow and uneasy, like the bay remembers every poor decision made under pressure.

We remember too.

Because Starfish Bay taught Dixon a lesson that Uranus had learned long ago:

You don’t rush Uranus.
You don’t force entry.
And you never assume the back way is easier.