09/12/2025
Because who needs dignity when you have “Pumpkin Dog Seggin’ Strips” and cocktails that taste like poor decisions and broken dreams.
Welcome to The Local Regret — where the drinks are as confused as your ex’s life choices and the burgers taste like childhood trauma smothered in queso.
Swipe to witness the culinary crimes.
Share if you’ve ever made a worse decision at 2am.
Tag a friend who would 100% order the “Squirrel With No Nime.”