09/10/2026
💀🍸 EVENIN’ RICHLAND, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD INTRODUCE MYSELF...
Trouble is… I don’t have a name.
I’ve been slinging drinks from Transylvania to New Orleans for longer than most folks would believe. I’ve poured whiskey for outlaws, mixed cocktails for creatures of the night, and served a few customers who probably should’ve stayed buried.
Eventually, word reached me about a little joint in Richland, Missouri. Where the drinks are cold, the company is good, and the occasional questionable decision is encouraged.
Sounded like home.
So I wandered into Lou’s Place, tied on an apron, grabbed my trusty stir stick, and landed myself a permanent spot behind the bar.
There’s just one problem…
Mandy says I need a name.
And for reasons I don’t completely understand, she’s trusting YOU people with it. 💀
🍻 HERE’S HOW IT WORKS: Come into Lou’s and drop your name suggestion along with YOUR name into the box.
Mandy will choose her 3 favorites, then we’ll put those three up for a Facebook vote and let the people decide my fate.
The person who submitted the winning name gets a Lou’s Place gift certificate!
I’m going to be hanging around here for a LONG time, folks…
So please don’t screw this up. 😂💀🍸
— Your currently nameless bartender