10/23/2026
AND SO OUR SAILOR DISCOVERED THAT PARADISE HAD A PECULIAR SOCIAL SCENE.
At one table, collectors compared their enormous vessels.
At another, a gentleman proudly displayed his exceptionally rare stick.
And beneath the torches, LEE JONES was working his ukulele like a man who knew precisely which strings to pluck.
“IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS?” asked the sailor.
“Every Thursday.”
“AND NOBODY GETS ARRESTED?”
“Not for trading mugs.”
Meanwhile, our SINGLE-SERVING VOLCANO BOWL SPECIAL is NOW AVAILABLE, tonight only!
Perfect for those working on their Drink Around the Island cards.
And Madam Pele seems pleased.
At least she hasn’t buried us in molten rock.
LEE JONES IS PLAYING!
TIKI TRADING IS UNDERWAY!
OPEN UNTIL 11 PM!
LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO KEEP YOUR BEST MUG HIDDEN IN THE CLOSET.
You never know who might want to handle it.