08/19/2026
Oh, where, oh where has Carlos Carlito Fuente Jr.been this weekend? Well, let me tell you....Carlos Carlito Fuente Jr. has officially discovered the Sturgis Rally, and apparently he has NO idea how to behave!
We kicked things off by wandering over to Nemo, where we stopped to listen to the awesome sounds of Orion & Stacey Potter. Let's just say Carlito may have been doing a little toe-tapping and feeling pretty cool...until it was time to head to Sturgis and check out The Stump. Carlito had to see what all the fuss was about. Of course, Carlito found himself hanging out with a rally dog dressed for the Rally. And THEN he spotted a helicopter from Black Hills Helicopters, and almost-ALMOST-got to take a ride! But Mother Nature had other plans. Just as he was getting ready to take flight, the DOWNPOUR happened! Carlito tried his best to stay dry, but apparently tiny adventurous travelers aren't waterproof.
The next day, it was time for the most important mission of the weekend: trying a South Dakota Rally hot dog! And let me tell you...Carlito takes his research very seriously.
Then things got REALLY exciting! Carlito got to be on the radio thanks to Kat Country 98.7, Mark Houston, and Stitch from the afternoon shift. Celebrity status? Absolutely! Ego? Maybe.
After that, it was off to explore Main Street. Carlito climbed WAY up high on the top of a tower of motorcycles because, apparently, ground level is just too boring.
Then he spotted a stuffed fluffy cow sitting on a motorcycle. Naturally, Carlito had to sit beside it AND give it a little pet.
BIG MISTAKE!
Apparently, you're not supposed to pet the fluffy cow sitting on a bike because the cops showed up!
Carlito got arrested. (It is the Rally)
Don't worry- he served a very short sentence and was released back into the wild to continue his adventures.
His next stop? A tattoo shop! (It is the Rally) Carlito decided he needed a little Rally souvenir and got himself a tiny tattoo on his cheek. Because nothing says "I survived the Sturgis Rally" quite like questionable decision-making and facial ink.
Finally, he kicked back, listened to some awesome music on Main Street, and enjoyed the Rally atmosphere.
All in all, Carlito had quite the weekend.
He came for the adventure...
He stayed for the hot dogs...
He left with a tattoo and a police record.
Just another normal weekend for Carlito! And at this rate, Carlito is going to need a vacation from his vacation.
Stay tuned who knows where Carlito will wander off to next? HMMMM....maybe the German Tent.
Thanks to Darrell and Sandy for being Carlito's Chaperone, I guess.