08/08/2026
We’d like to give a HUGE f**k you to the two people that broke our mirror while ripping it off the wall in a very dumb attempt to steal it. Unfortunately for you I had just changed the toilet paper so I was easily able to narrow down who did it via cameras. I have your name from your earlier CC transaction. Feel free to zip up your romper and get us an apology before I blast you all over the internet.
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