Shady Mike's Tumbleweed Saloon

Shady Mike's Tumbleweed Saloon Shady Mike's Tumbleweed Saloon is an exclusive private club.

Nestled in the heart of Portsmouth's west end, Shady Mike's is home to vintage arcade cabinets, draft beer, a home theater, comfortable seating and unbridled belligerence.

06/24/2013

When the sun is blazing and the summer gets hot
Shady Mike's a very cool spot
There's no better place to drink yourself blind
Shady Mike's -- have some fuuuuun
So get into gaming, boozing and laughing
Get so drunk you start freestyle rapping
Having a good time hiding from the sun
Shady Mike's, Shady Mike's, Shady Miiiiiiike's -- have some fun *da da da*

Shady Mike's is proud to introduce "Endless Bummer", a hilariously ghetto $17 Wal-Mart kiddie pool*. This spacious 8' ru...
06/02/2013

Shady Mike's is proud to introduce "Endless Bummer", a hilariously ghetto $17 Wal-Mart kiddie pool*. This spacious 8' rubber trash bag is filled 1/20th of the way up and is home to not one but TWO folding beach chairs. It's a great way to beat the summer heat, and a perfect way to make sure a first date doesn't turn into a second date. For cabana reservations, call 877-984-TITS.

* = C**t 45 bottle service available upon request

We have over 3,000 video games on the MAME arcade cabinet down here at Shady Mike's. I just discovered that I had '93 NB...
05/31/2013

We have over 3,000 video games on the MAME arcade cabinet down here at Shady Mike's. I just discovered that I had '93 NBA Jam on the machine. WHY ISN'T NERVOUS PERVIS ELLISON AN OPTION ON HERE?!

05/31/2013

Now serving:

- Three Olive's Loopy vodka sodas

- One last can of Heady Topper

- Loads of random bottles of booze

- Whatever you decide to bring over and leave here because you're too hammered to remember to take it with you when you leave

- Cruel humor

Address

12 Foch Avenue
Portsmouth, NH
03801

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