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COFFEE BEER Getting you to and from the best parts of your day! We provide the coffee and beer (and so much more) that help you have the best day possible! Secretly vegan.

Modern coffee shop meets neighbor beer bar! You're gonna wanna come drink with us, we're really fun, we promise! LGBTQIA+ Safe Spot. We don't serve decaf, but we do have whiskey as a substitute! Cheers ya nerds!

10/23/2026

How do comedians even work? If someone knows, please let us know lol 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️

Shoutout to Christian Gray for putting all these lovely souls together on one line-up for us!

xo

10/22/2026

G**s don’t p**p 💁‍♂️ It’s Halloween!

Hey, Veronica. What? What are you doing? Um, I’m hanging decorations for the g**s. I’m always doing everything for the gay, the g**s. What does that say? It says, “Enter if you dare.” You- what room, what room of the shop is this? This is the room for everybody. Do they make p*e p*es and poo poos? This is the bathroom. Do they make gay p**ps? Ew. G**s don’t p**p.

10/21/2026

We don’t serve kool-aid 💁‍♂️✨❤️‍🔥✨we are something powerful and magical and creative

I made a coffee that just looks like this gnarly, waxy nastiness on, like, the top Yeah, it does. All right, this witch is witching hard. Mm-hmm. Yeah, really like the checkboard pattern on that. I think it added a little- pizzazz? Yeah. Yeah. She’s stylin’. So I was thinking... I feel like it’s gonna be, like-

10/21/2026

It’s Wednesday! It’s time join our Occult! ✨🔮✨ If not today Wednesday, any Wednesday will work ✨❤️‍🔥✨

10/20/2026

Whatever brings you in ✨❤️‍🔥✨ Q***r & Straight Karaoke with Jenna ⚡️ be the place to be! ⬇️

10/20/2026

Sold out room and a grammatical error, your welcome 🙏

Someone said that a guy like you doesn’t, uh, shoot blanks. That’d be very misleading. No, I got a full clip. I got a full clip. I thought I might have another one. I want one more. Eight? Huh? You have eight kids? Yeah. You would Eight kids don’t sound amazing to you? It sounds amazing. It sounds amazing. Just think about it. Eight different futures. Three, three girls and You have no? No. Okay. All right. Interesting. This is a, this is a no kid crowd, I see. This a How, how, how many people got kids? Clap. Whoo. Whoo. How many people got more than three? Oh, wow. Whoo. Okay, how many people got more than four? Zero. Yeah, zero. Ooh, like you. How many people got more than five? I have five. Okay, you got, you got five. Okay. See what I’m saying? See how lonely it got? If I go beyond that, I’m the only one still clapping. I have to stay positive about this s***. I have to. No, I’m f****** with you. Come on, let’s start with jokers. My weather’s been crazy. Hell yeah. You guys ready for your first comic? Yeah. Whoo. Hell Our first comic’s a drop-in. He’s a brand new comic. I think he’s hilarious. You guys are gonna like him. Every- make it loud for Will Milgram. Whoo. Yeah. Oh, guys, I don’t think my husband’s gay. I don’t think And I wanna I wanna clarify, he’s I don’t think he’s, like, bi. I don’t, I don’t attract bisexual men. I don’t You can’t see it from here, but this is the only two inches of my body not covered in dark, coarse hair. Like, yeah, I’m more Jewish than you think. F****** me is like f****** the steel wool sponge- that’s been out for a really long time. But if, like, it’s your thing, you’re into it, but I’m not gonna, like, seduce you into it. It’s not, it’s not where you would dip your toe in- Excuse me? to the pond. The signs have been there. He’s getting way too amped up about fantasy football. He’s Yeah, he’s getting-

10/20/2026

You had to be a funny fly on a wall for this one ❤️‍🔥

Someone said that a guy like you doesn’t, uh, shoot blanks. That’d be very misleading. No, I got a full clip. I got a full clip. I thought I might have another one. I want one more. Eight? Huh? You have eight kids? Yeah. You would Eight kids don’t sound amazing to you? It sounds amazing. It sounds amazing. Just think about it. Eight different futures. Three, three girls and You have no? No. Okay. All right. Interesting. This is a, this is a no kid crowd, I see. This a How, how, how many people got kids? Clap. Whoo. Whoo. How many people got more than three? Oh, wow. Whoo. Okay, how many people got more than four? Zero. Yeah, zero. Ooh, like you. How many people got more than five? I have five. Okay, you got, you got five. Okay. See what I’m saying? See how lonely it got? If I go beyond that, I’m the only one still clapping. I have to stay positive about this s***. I have to. No, I’m f****** with you. Come on, let’s start with jokers. My weather’s been crazy. Hell yeah. You guys ready for your first comic? Yeah. Whoo. Hell Our first comic’s a drop-in. He’s a brand new comic. I think he’s hilarious. You guys are gonna like him. Every- make it loud for Will Milgram. Whoo. Yeah. Oh, guys, I don’t think my husband’s gay. I don’t think And I wanna I wanna clarify, he’s I don’t think he’s, like, bi. I don’t, I don’t attract bisexual men. I don’t You can’t see it from here, but this is the only two inches of my body not covered in dark, coarse hair. Like, yeah, I’m more Jewish than you think. F****** me is like f****** the steel wool sponge- that’s been out for a really long time. But if, like, it’s your thing, you’re into it, but I’m not gonna, like, seduce you into it. It’s not, it’s not where you would dip your toe in- Excuse me? to the pond. The signs have been there. He’s getting way too amped up about fantasy football. He’s Yeah, he’s getting-

10/19/2026

You all are now witnesses 😳

It’s comedy night. It’s Monday, let’s go to Coffee B*** and go see a comedy. Hey, buddy. Baby, we have treats just inside. Baby, you want a little treat? want treat? Huh, piggy? It’s totally bad. Yeah, yeah. I’m trying. Okay, I’ll just come and get it. Thanks, man. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you silly goose. Look at Yeah. Oh, Tuli, you’re such a weirdo. Tui. May Oh, yeah, chomp, chomp, chomp. She looks scary when you’re giving her a treat like that. Oh, no, that’s totally fair. Oh. And I’m... I should know, I have a little silly dog, too. I, I threw it under your butt, sorry about that. Tuli, you’ve got a better nose than that. Right there. Better give me that. It’s comedy night. It’s Monday, let’s go to Coffee B*** and go see a comedy. F*** those guys. You looked at me, now you’re on content. You looked at me, now you’re on content. Yeah. You want the head mount so you can wear it while you’re performing? Oh, God. In different ways, yeah, down. You start your own... Yeah, you start your own POV comedy channel. Ooh. You watch it with a VR on. Sounds horrifying. Be good, so welcome to comedy night. Yes. All right, thanks for being witnesses. All right, now let’s go to comedy at Coffee B*** It’s Monday night. Tuli, where are you, baby? Here. Here. Good girl. Yeah. You don’t know what that is. All right. Welcome to comedy, everybody. And then even then it was together. If I knew that have a chest... Hi. Hey. Hi. Hi. This is us just being normal- Coffee normal patrons. another b**r? Oh, yep. Perfect. Isn’t this coffee great? Yeah, Yes. Great. Best coffee in America. Yep. Oh, so there’s better coffee elsewhere? I was like, who’s lurking behind me? Thanks for coming to comedy night with us. Bing b**g.

10/19/2026

The jokes are a hidden family secret 💁 here’s everything else that goes on in the buildup of Monday Material comedy open mic hosted by Alice Carrier

It’s comedy night. It’s Monday, let’s go to Coffee B*** and go see a comedy. Hey, buddy. Baby, we have treats just inside. Baby, you want a little treat? want treat? Huh, piggy? It’s totally bad. Yeah, yeah. I’m trying. Okay, I’ll just come and get it. Thanks, man. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you silly goose. Look at Yeah. Oh, Tuli, you’re such a weirdo. Tui. May Oh, yeah, chomp, chomp, chomp. She looks scary when you’re giving her a treat like that. Oh, no, that’s totally fair. Oh. And I’m... I should know, I have a little silly dog, too. I, I threw it under your butt, sorry about that. Tuli, you’ve got a better nose than that. Right there. Better give me that. It’s comedy night. It’s Monday, let’s go to Coffee B*** and go see a comedy. F*** those guys. You looked at me, now you’re on content. You looked at me, now you’re on content. Yeah. You want the head mount so you can wear it while you’re performing? Oh, God. In different ways, yeah, down. You start your own... Yeah, you start your own POV comedy channel. Ooh. You watch it with a VR on. Sounds horrifying. Be good, so welcome to comedy night. Yes. All right, thanks for being witnesses. All right, now let’s go to comedy at Coffee B*** It’s Monday night. Tuli, where are you, baby? Here. Here. Good girl. Yeah. You don’t know what that is. All right. Welcome to comedy, everybody. And then even then it was together. If I knew that have a chest... Hi. Hey. Hi. Hi. This is us just being normal- Coffee normal patrons. another b**r? Oh, yep. Perfect. Isn’t this coffee great? Yeah, Yes. Great. Best coffee in America. Yep. Oh, so there’s better coffee elsewhere? I was like, who’s lurking behind me? Thanks for coming to comedy night with us. Bing b**g.

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Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 7pm
Saturday 9am - 7pm
Sunday 9am - 6pm

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