COFFEE BEER

COFFEE BEER Getting you to and from the best parts of your day! We provide the coffee and beer (and so much more) that help you have the best day possible! Secretly vegan.

Modern coffee shop meets neighbor beer bar! You're gonna wanna come drink with us, we're really fun, we promise! LGBTQIA+ Safe Spot. We don't serve decaf, but we do have whiskey as a substitute! Cheers ya nerds!

09/06/2026

Choppers and Coffee in the Portland Sunshine ✨Brap Brap

Yo. Sav, what are we getting up to today? Choppers and coffee. Woo. What is it doing right now? It is shining. Hell yeah, it is. Portland sunshine. sunshine. Come on down

09/06/2026

So you can’t, you absolutely can’t make a business for everybody. I know most people say that, like, when they start a small business, like, “We’re kinda for everybody.” But, like, I think that- that’s a lie. I tried it for, like, the first year and a half, two years, and, like, we weren’t... I knew we weren’t gonna be from the start, but there was this, like, goal that I wanted to be, like, likable by everyone. And just like my personality, you’re either gonna love me or you’re gonna hate me. You’re gonna love Coffee B*** or you’re gonna hate Coffee B*** If you make... If you keep attempting to make your business consumable to everyone, you’re just gonna be another Olive Garden. You’re gonna be a Best Buy. Like, sure, you might make some money, but you ain’t gonna have any heart and soul. And we all know that there’s human beings out there that aren’t looking to build community, heart, or soul. So I don’t know. If you wanna make a business worth its own f****** grain of salt, make a business that people either love, s***, Street Pizza, or make a business that people just won’t get, they won’t understand, or they won’t even like you just because they don’t understand you. Make your business you. Make it for the people you wanna be around. Don’t make it for everybody, okay? Don’t make your small business for everybody. It ain’t gonna work for the long run, okay? Love you. Got you. Street Pizza.

09/05/2026

Existence is tough — Coffee Beer is karaoke — Portland is Oregon — Portland Karaoke Guide

09/04/2026

Our Matcha will eventually make you go p*e 💁‍♂️

09/04/2026

Come with us to Bring Your Own Book Club hosted by Louise Lovan every Thursday — Comment for times ✨✨✨

09/04/2026

Everything is a simulation — start living like it 💁‍♂️

Computer, make my manager work 4%, 400% harder, and may they find the love of their life in, like, the next 30 days. Yes, please. End Program

09/03/2026

Always be ready ✨

09/03/2026

Kiwi Bush Advantage: A Fall Kickoff at Coffee Beer

Okay. Welcome to another day of walking into Coffee B*** Welcome to Coffee B*** It’s fall-ish. Fall’s not till the 20th, which we got a big event then. I’ll tell you more about that, but welcome back to Coffee B*** My God, everybody’s here. Whole house is here. My God, welcome. Everybody’s here. Hello, everybody. Welcome surgery. Cheers. Hola. How is it? Hi. I’m good. Where’s that thing pointing? Everywhere. Everywhere? It’s a 360. Everywhere? It’s a 360. Smells good. Yeah, you can see the... Hi, bud. Hi. How y’all doing? Good. Took a run, got the boys. Met this man for walking and tacos. It’s perfect. Did you find the tacos in the woods? No. Near the woods. and then I went to the woods. Then we met woods adjacent, and we rallied this one. She was dissecting a computer. I found a kiwi. Yeah, we did. In a bush. And geotagged it. back to it in a couple months. Yeah, took a picture so I know where it’s at. I also noted it, and we’re gonna compete for first access. I already know where the other one is. F***. All right. We’re screwed. Welcome to Coffee B*** This is great is our podcast called Kiwi Bush Advantage. This kiwi’s for you. All right. Are you turning it on now? You can hear it.

09/03/2026

We’re a Vegan Spot technically, But We Don’t Care About Your Diet 💁‍♂️✨

CB, bing b**g. Hell yeah, I’m your friend for life. I’m your friend forever. I’m Phillip Stewart from This Very Place And we are technically a vegan establishment, but guess what? I don’t, I don’t really care about your diet. We don’t really care about your diet. Honestly, your diet and the stuff you put in your body is the least interesting thing about you. So that being said, we still love you. We still got something for everyone here at my small little business. Come on down. My name’s Philip, and I love you. I got you. We’re gonna take care of you. We’re in this together, y’all. We’re in this together. Bing b**g.

Address

4142 SE 42nd Avenue
Portland, OR
97206

Opening Hours

Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 7pm
Saturday 9am - 7pm
Sunday 9am - 6pm

Telephone

+15039468029

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