Paymaster Lounge

04/01/2026

Greetings, Cruel World! It’s that special time of year again and our newest cocktail menu is hot off the press! Also, please enjoy the sticker that an unknown kind soul left in our restroom around Christmas time of Senator Ted Cruz — who was born in Canada ✌️🩵🙏

03/14/2026

Happy St. Pat’s, Cruel World!! We’ve got an ample supply of mischievous leprechauns around here 🍀 they’ve been up to no good with their lurking and clogging toilets 👀 they’re definitely not leading us to any goddamn pots of gold… but we have discovered that their di*********es taste exactly like very sour 🍏 jelly shots ✌️💚🌈

01/04/2026

Howdy do, Cruel World! We’re CLOSED today and tomorrow for repairs and maintenance — we’ll be back open Tuesday, January 6th regular hours ‼️ please enjoy this very zen picture I snapped this fall when (randomly) there were zero cars parked out front ✌️🩵🙏

12/24/2025

Happy holidays, Cruel World! We’re taking our usual holiday sabbatical!! While we’re away be sure to eat your weight in goodies, dance awkwardly with friends, and hug your loved ones tight✌️❤️🙏 🎄🎅🏿🎉

12/11/2025

Hello there, Cruelest of Worlds!! Do yourself a solid, GET YOUR BUNS IN GEAR, and try one of these White Russian slushies! They’re “out of this world” yummy, and they won’t be around for long since keeping up with real McCoy dairy in a slushy machine is a legit pain in the ass and we can only stand it for so long ✌️🩵🙏

05/24/2025

Thanks for the mention Portland Monthly !!

From dives to DJ decks to piña coladas served in pineapples.

12/19/2024

10/30/2024

Happy Halloween, Cruel World! Tomorrow, October 31st, join us, with the amazing , for a complimentary tarot reading from 6-9pm 🎃 Be sure to snag one of our human Eyeball-Tini’s while you’re at it 🍸💀👀

09/19/2024

Howdy do, Cruel World! This town is crawling with Negronis and we’re no exception! created this tasty caffeinated riff for us, so come on down and grab one while they last 🍸🍹💙

08/21/2024

Hiya, Cruel World! It’s only day 3 of Burger Week and us kitchen folk are already licking our wounds. This total beauty is our Pepperonata Crunch burger 🍔🍔🍔 pickled jalapeño, grilled onion & peppers, BBQ chips, American cheese & mayo 🔥 she’s a spicy little badass that has all the flavor and texture of true love ✌️❤️🙏

08/27/2023

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Thanks for the love Eater Portland !

From frosé, frozen daiquiris, playful tiki drinks, and more