07/04/2026
Well, well, WELL, here we all are again, Cruel World. Trying to handle our inner patriot while stuck in a butt stupid death loop of T slop and billionaire bought fascism. It spills into our minds through our consolidated corporate news and our algorithmically atrophied social feeds. Sliming into our lives, pitting us against each other in this way that’s ubiquitous and unavoidable and desperately un-American.
Like (duh), we want to love one another, we want people to remember the lessons of our fraught history, we want to enjoy our melting pot of a society where people don’t get extrajudicially snatched off the streets, we want justice for more than the ridiculously wealthy. The list is long. We clearly aren’t the first to point out that we want American democracy the way it should be, for us all.
So, there is this serious pile of smelly, repetitive, exhausting, and sometimes unsafe work in front of us. And to reach the American Dream it has to be shoveled and shoveled until every misogynist is unprotected, every transphobe is out of the closet, and every last white supremacist is punched in their prejudice hole.
So we won’t be giving up, it’s certainly not curtains for the USA. It’s our 250th birthday 🥳 and we’re fu***ng old, B!! Have a Jello. Breathe. And roll up your sleeves ❤️🤍💙
