The Mezz

The Mezz Bayside Bowl Sportsbar with a bad carpet complex.

12/19/2025

“Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered, yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value.”

Also wings are $1 on Wednesdays.

These two things give us hope for 2026

In the true spirit of FIFA we will accept bribes all World Cup on the mezzanine.
12/15/2025

In the true spirit of FIFA we will accept bribes all World Cup on the mezzanine.

12/01/2025

Did someone say my name?

10/01/2025

I’m thinking of hanging a 110 # tv on myself. Imagine the possibilities.

08/21/2024

On the mezzanine Obama is still the president.

08/16/2024

My workout routine? Wow, you are too kind. I must admit it may be the bad lighting and palette of only browns that make me look this way, nevertheless since you ask. For upper body it’s pretty much a constant wiping down of the bar. For legs, well, I am a space that exists on its own plane neither upstairs or downstairs, neither ground floor or top floor, so to come or go requires a solid stair workout. For cardio it’s a balance of financial stress and existential dread. Again, thanks you for noticing.

08/15/2024

A little bit about myself. I like to party, obviously. I have my own bar and ping pong tables. There’s an awful carpet on my floor, but we all make mistakes in our youth. I hate Imagine Dragons.

Hey y'all, BoPo Draft is tomorrow night! Some of us got some solid intel at the combine yesterday. Unfortunately the M...
08/12/2024

Hey y'all, BoPo Draft is tomorrow night! Some of us got some solid intel at the combine yesterday. Unfortunately the MVP of that tourney isn't age eligible yet.

Also, when you're in tomorrow don't forget to grab your PBA tix, that's coming up fast and the Pro-Am has a few fewer spaces available this year.

08/08/2024

There’s a party on me next Tuesday! No charge to you, Mr. Torrance

Watch on me
02/04/2024

Watch on me

07/30/2023

Waking up on August 10th!

12/18/2022

See you this morning for the finals!

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