06/12/2026
"The Great VFW Goose Rescue of 2026!"
About three or four weeks ago, two geese showed up in the VFW parking lot. Not passing through. Not visiting. Just… living there.
They would sit right in the middle of the parking lot like they owned the place, eventually wander off, then come right back. They had no real fear of cars or people unless you approached them directly, and they would take food. It became pretty clear these two were likely dumped there by someone who didn’t want them anymore.
Wednesday night, right in the middle of our Todd Taylor entertainment night, Constable Chris Hatfield walked in. I know Chris from the Army and around town. He came over and asked me about the geese. I told him what I knew.
He asked, “Are you planning to do anything about them?”
I told him I had joked about taking them home and letting them join my flock out by the pond.
Chris smiled and said, “You want to do it now?”
So naturally, because this is apparently who we are now, we launched a full-scale goose-wrangling operation in the middle of Wednesday night entertainment.
We managed to catch one pretty easily, got it safely caged, and I brought it home. By early Thursday morning, that goose had already integrated into my flock like it had been there all along.
The second goose, however, escaped across the street and hid near the pond.
I have a camera on the front of the VFW that overlooks the parking lot, so Thursday became a very professional and dignified day of me checking the camera approximately 27 times to see if the other goose had returned.
Nothing.
Then today, on my way back from Matamoras, PA, I stopped at the VFW on a whim.
And there it was.
The second goose, sitting right in the middle of the parking lot again, probably wondering why the rescue party was running behind schedule.
While I was rallying my Army, which included my wife, Chris, and a few others, two other cars stopped to ask about the goose. Both were happy to help. That is the kind of community we love to see.
We got the second goose safely caught, caged, and brought home.
When she saw her mate and my other geese, she walked out of the cage, started honking, and immediately settled in like, “Finally. Took you people long enough.”
All’s well that ends well. The geese are safe, reunited, and now part of the flock.
But seriously, please stop dumping unwanted animals in our parking lot.
That’s not kindness. That’s not solving a problem. That’s making your problem someone else’s, and it puts the animals at risk.
If you can’t care for an animal, reach out to a rescue, a farm, animal control, or someone who can help.
Don’t dump them at the VFW.
Unless they’re bringing a DD-214 and paying dues, we are not accepting walk-in poultry. 🪿🪿