The Lagoon Saloon

The Lagoon Saloon Opened in May of 2006, we are a local small business that is family owned and operated. The Lagoon Saloon is known for it's pizza and waterfront access.

09/13/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸˆSUNDAY FUNDAY๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸˆBrowns Quest For A Championship Starts Today ๐Ÿ˜œ Kickoff @ 1 Pm

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ High Noon ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸScott Duress ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ Closes Out The Weekend 4 Pm - 7 Pm

Here We Go Brownies, Here We Go!!! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ Itโ€™s Game Day ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDoors Open @ 11 AmTiki Barn Opens @ High Noon ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ŸTTUN Kicks Off @ NoonBuckeyes Kixk Off...
09/12/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ Itโ€™s Game Day ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ High Noon ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

TTUN Kicks Off @ Noon

Buckeyes Kixk Off @ 7:30

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸEcho Chamber ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ Takes Stage 6 Pm - 9 Pm

$12 Pepperoni, Mushroom, & Onion Pizza ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป

Itโ€™s Been A Tough Couple Of Somber Days For Most People Who Love America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ But Just Because We Remember What Haopened, & Mourn & Grieve & Honor The Innocent Lives Lost Due To The Pure Evil & Hatred Of Democrats & Their Policies; Do Not Mistaken Our Tolerance For Weakness. We Just Havenโ€™t Resorted To Violence In Order Change Peopleโ€™s Minds, Conservatives Believe In Ideas & Dialogueโ€ฆI Hate To Think That The Young People Are Truly Evil, Rather Than Just โ€œCasualtiesโ€ Of The Evil Being Taught Throughout Our Public Education System.

We Have A Lot Of Great Educators Out There, But They Are The Silent Minority (Sadly). We Need Them To Push Back Against The Teachers Union & Liberals In The Class Room Poisoning The Minds Of Our Children. America Will Back You Up.

And โ€œPublic Universitiesโ€ Are Even Worseโ€ฆWe Need To Cut Off All Federal & State Subsidiesโ€ฆThey Do Not Promote Civil Discourse, They Are A Tax Burden, & Produce More Hatred Of America Than Any Foreign Adversaryโ€ฆItโ€™s Disgusting

Anywho, Thatโ€™s My Daily Rant Cheers & Go Bucks ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธNever Forget๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHard To Believe Itโ€™s Been 25 Years Folks๐Ÿ˜žAnd Now The City Attacked By Islam Now Has A Religious ...
09/11/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธNever Forget๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Hard To Believe Itโ€™s Been 25 Years Folks๐Ÿ˜ž

And Now The City Attacked By Islam Now Has A Religious Fundamentalist Muslim As Their Mayor & The State Has A Governor Who Wears A Hijab (Not As A Symbol Of Bravery, But As A Symbol Of Submission)

9/11 Hasnโ€™t Had To Repeat Itself, Because The Terrorist Have Since Received The Blessings & Support Of The Democratic Party.

โ€œTHE THIEF DOES NOT COME, EXCEPT TO STEAL, AND TO KILL, AND TO DESTROY.โ€ ~ John 10:10

Thatโ€™s What We Are Up Against Folks & Ronaldus Magnus (Ronald Reagan) Told Us ~ โ€œFreedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didnโ€™t pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our childrenโ€™s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.โ€

Pretty Good Synopsis Courtesy Of Grok ~ โ€œValues of individual liberty, limited government, free speech, and rule of law are not genetically inherited. They must be taught, practiced, and defended against both state overreach and cultural pressures that prioritize other goods (security, equity, identity, order). When those habits weakenโ€”through education that downplays them, economic stagnation that breeds resentment, or elite capture of institutionsโ€”the margin for error shrinks.โ€

We Are A Welcoming & Compassionate Country, But That Doesnโ€™t Mean We Bend The Knee To Those Who Donโ€™t Respect Our Principles, Values, & Laws Which Make America Greatโ€ฆAfter All, Everyone Wants To Come Here For A Reason, & Those That Hate America Refuse To Leave๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Anywho TGIF๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ 4 Pm

Big Game Tomorrow Night ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ Kickoff @ 7:30 Pm

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ Echo Chamber ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ 6 Pm - 9 Pm

Sunday Funday ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ Scott Duress ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ 4 Pm - 7 Pm

$12 Pepperoni, Mushroom, & Onion Pizza ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป

Cheers ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

09/10/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDive Bar Rock Star Night๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Sad Day Today Folks As Itโ€™s Been 1 Year Since The Lunatics On The Left Killed Charlie Kirkโ€ฆNot Only Did They Kill A Man Whose Only โ€œFaultโ€ Was A Difference Of Opinion, But It Serves As A Reminder Of What The Left Resorts To When They Can No Longer Win The Debates On The Issues.

Yes There May Have Been Only 1 Shooter, But The Constant Lies, Propaganda, & Rhetoric All Fueled The Hatred Leftist Have For Their Fellow Countrymen, & Leads To Tragedies Like This.

The Media Always Tells Us When Thereโ€™s A Terrorist Attack, That โ€œIt Was A Lone Wolf Attacker, Radicalized By Online Propaganda.โ€ ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Are We So Naive To Think Our Own Government & Media Outlets Arenโ€™t Doing The Exact Same Thing To Low IQ Voters In Americaโ€ฆOf Course They Are.

Like I Said Before, If We Had 10,000 Charlie Kirks, The World Would Be A Better Place, But If You Have Another 10,000 Democrats, Itโ€™s Just Another Corrupt Criminal Enterpriseโ€ฆLook At The Department Of Education & The Head Of The Teachersโ€™ Union.

For Example, Newark (Iโ€™m Assuming NJ & Hopefully Not Ohio) School Administrator Makes $320,000 Per Year & The Districts Students Are Only 34% Proficient In Reading & Only 21 % Proficient In Mathโ€ฆCan Someone Show Me The ROI On Our Property Taxes Again???

Anywho I Personally Really Miss Charlie Kirk, Sometimes We Just Donโ€™t Appreciate All Good Things In Life Until They Are Gone๐Ÿ˜ž

A Wise Man Once Said We Honor The Dead By Living Our Lives & Paving A Better Path For Future Generationsโ€ฆThat Better Path Is Freedom & Thatโ€™s What Charlie Dedicated His Whole Life Toโ€ฆ

โ€œWe Are All Charlie Kirkโ€

And Tonight We Will Be Celebrating The Life Of Charlie Kirk๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽค Dive Bar Rock Star Night ๐ŸŽค๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ 7 Pm - 11 Pm

People Always As How The Lagoon Saloon Helps Out The Local Community; So You Want To Know How Freedom ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pizza ๐Ÿ• & Beer ๐Ÿบ Help Out The Local Community??? I Will Give You Just One Example: We Sell Pull Tabs For The Port Clinton Athletic Boosters and I think I Looked Back But At Least Since About 2011โ€ฆSo For Last 15 years Weโ€™ve Been Helping Then Raise $$ For The Boostersโ€ฆWe Are Not The Highest Volume Of Tickets Because Other Establishments Also Sell Them (God Bless Capitalism) But Due To The Best Customers & Most Generous Customers We Have Helped Raise Over $100,000 Just For The Athletic Boostersโ€ฆWhat Liberal Has Helped Done That Much??? & Donโ€™t Tell Me Thereโ€™s A Liberal โ€œBusiness Ownerโ€ Because We All Know They Hate Capitalism.

Oh Yeah Amy Acton Canโ€™t Debate Vivek Ramaswamy Because She Would Look Like Idiot We All Know She Isโ€ฆAfter Her Stint As โ€œDirector Of Healthโ€ For Ohio, She Should Be In Jail For All The Businesses Destroyed & The Lives Lost, Not Seeking Money & Power Over People Yet Again๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

Freedom ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pizza ๐Ÿ•& Beer ๐Ÿบ

Raise One Up For Charlie Kirk Ladies & Gentlemenโ€ฆThe Fight Goes On๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธWow What A Summer๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธThank You All For The Best Summer Ever๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™(Not To Mention โ€œLibtard Freeโ€๐Ÿ˜œ)Maybe Thatโ€™s Why I...
09/08/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธWow What A Summer๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Thank You All For The Best Summer Ever๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

(Not To Mention โ€œLibtard Freeโ€๐Ÿ˜œ)

Maybe Thatโ€™s Why It Was So Busy๐Ÿค”

Welp Rolling Right Back Into Fall & Everyone Canโ€™t Help โ€œFall-Ing In Loveโ€ With Freedom๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pizza ๐Ÿ• & Beer ๐Ÿบ โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

And If You Doubted Me About The Left Being Low IQ, Why Canโ€™t Amy Acton Debate Vivek Ramaswamy๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Because Sheโ€™s Low IQ And Canโ€™t Convey Any Real Message To Her Low IQ Baseโ€ฆDr Pepper Has A Higher IQ Than Amy Acton!!! & More Credibility!!!

She Failed Ohio During COVID & Quit Because She Was A Failure & Now Wants To โ€œLeadโ€ Ohioโ€ฆI Donโ€™t Think So, But The Low IQ Voters Will Vote For Her Anyways Because They Want Their Tax Payer Funded Handouts.

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธVivek 2026๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Anywho Doors Open @ 11 Am

$8 Pizza ๐Ÿ• & Salad ๐Ÿฅ— Buffet 11 Am - 2 Pm

Pizzas ๐Ÿ• BOGO 47%๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ OFF All Day Long ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

$2 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿป Beers ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ All Day Long โค๏ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ Music Bingo ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ Starts @ 6:30
Inside The Lagoon Saloon As Tiki Barn Closed During The Week Now

Cheers Folks & Gold Bless The U.S.A.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

The Democrat Fraud Is Real & Blatant ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHappy Labor Day๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธWeโ€™re Working Hard So You Donโ€™t Have To๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ& If Your A Liberal, I Guess Itโ€™s Just Another D...
09/07/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHappy Labor Day๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Weโ€™re Working Hard So You Donโ€™t Have To๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

& If Your A Liberal, I Guess Itโ€™s Just Another Day Of Not Working At All 365 Days A Year ๐Ÿ˜œ

Doors Open @ 11 Am ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Tiki Barn Opens @ High Noon ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

$8 1/3 LB Burger ๐Ÿ” & 1/2 Order Fresh Cut Fries ๐ŸŸ

$2 Beers All Day Long ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

$12 Pepperoni, Mushroom, & Onion Pizza ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅƒ Duck Farts ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅƒ

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅƒ Bourbon Cream Strawberries ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅƒ

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸMichael Crider๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ 2 - 5

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽคSunset Karaoke ๐ŸŽค๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ Closes Out The Summer Season With Your Host & Great American Tim The Tunes Man๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 5 Pm - 9 Pm

Thank You All For An Amazing America 250 Summer Celebration ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ We Wouldnโ€™t Be Here Without All Of Our Loyal Customers ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

Cheers ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

09/06/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธSUNDAY FUNDAY ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ 12 Pm

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes ๐Ÿป

$12 Pepperoni, Mushroom, & Onion Pizza ๐Ÿ•

Bourbon Cream Strawberries ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅƒ

Duck Farts ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ“

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ Parallel Universe ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ Takes Stage @ 6 Pm - 9 Pm

All I Got For Ya Today; In A World Of Lindsay Clancyโ€™s, Be A Charlie Kirk๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Cheers ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธGAME DAY๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸˆDoors Open @ 11 Am Tiki Barn Opens @ High Noon ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸˆBuckeyes Kick Off @ Noon-30๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸˆSee I Can Get ...
09/05/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธGAME DAY๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿˆ

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ High Noon ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸˆBuckeyes Kick Off @ Noon-30๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ

See I Can Get Behind Paying Young Men Good Money To Play Football For A Chance To Get A Sh*tty Degreeโ€ฆBut I Do Have A Problem With The Ohio State University Using Our Tax Dollars To Employ A Communist Spy, & Then Using โ€œGrant Fundingโ€ (AKA Tax Payer Funded) For Their Researchโ€ฆNot Only Did OSU Know About It Since 2019, But Failed To Take Any Action Until 2023 Once It Was About To Be Exposed๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

Anywho I Guess Thatโ€™s Why We Drink ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ Shore Thang ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ Takes Stage 6 - 9

$12 Pepperoni, Mushroom, & Onion Pizza ๐Ÿ•

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes

Duck Farts ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅƒ

Bourbon Cream Strawberries ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ“

Remember Folks We Donโ€™t Have To Live In A Democrat Socialist Sh*thole Society.

Once Again, To Lead By Example, El Salvadorโ€™s President Bukele Lowered Their Countryโ€™s Murder Rate From 106 Per 100,000 Down To 1.3 Per 100,000 Just By Locking Up The Criminals & Holding Then Accountable.

How Did He Do It??? Very Simple, Just Used Logic & Common Sense

โ€œWe Prioritize The Safety Of Our Honest Citizens Over The Comfort Of Criminals.โ€ ~ President Bukele

Itโ€™s Not Hard Folks, Itโ€™s Just Democrats & Most Republicans Care More About Serving Themselves Rather Than Serving โ€œWe The Peopleโ€

Cheers Folks ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Oh BTW Check Out Another Corrupt Democrat๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

09/04/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธLabor Day Weekend๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ High Noon ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸLive Entertainment ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽถ All Weekend

Tonight FRIDAY ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ 2 Feet Under ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ 6 - 9

SATURDAY ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ Shore Thang ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ 6 - 9

Buckeyes Kick Off The โ€˜26 Season @ Noon-30๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ

SUNDAY FUNDAY ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ Parallel Universe ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ

MONDAY ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ Michael Crider ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ 2 - 5

And Closing Out The Summer Season ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽค๐ŸคŸ SunSet Karaoke ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ 5 - 9 Host By The Great American Tim The Tunes Man๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes ๐Ÿป

$12 Pepperoni, Mushroom, & Onion Pizza ๐Ÿ•

๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฆ† Duck Farts & ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ“Bourbon Cream Strawberries

Cheers Folks Be Safe & No Such Thing As Having Too Much Fun๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿˆ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

โ€œMan Is Born Ignorant; He Is Not Born A Fool; And It Is Not Even Without Labour That He Is Made One.โ€
~ Claude Adrien Helvรฉtius

Operation Let Them Speak Is In Full Play Folksโ€ฆThe Democrats Canโ€™t Even Debate Because Every Time Their Lips Move, Everyone Knows They Are Lying.

The Floor Is All Yours Amy Actonโ€ฆ

And Todayโ€™s Fraud Goes Out To The Department Of โ€œEducationโ€ Whoโ€™s Annual Budget Is Approximately $280 BILLION & Only 25 % Of That Money Goes Towards Educating Our Childrenโ€ฆTalk About A Tax Payer Funded Slush Fund ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDive Bar Rock Star Night๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽค 7 Pm - 11 Pm ๐ŸŽค๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ Hosted By A Great American Tim The Tunes Man ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDoors Open E...
09/03/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDive Bar Rock Star Night๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽค 7 Pm - 11 Pm ๐ŸŽค๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ Hosted By A Great American Tim The Tunes Man ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Doors Open Everyday @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ 4 Pm ( Last Thursday Of The Season) ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

$5 Breaded Veal Sammiches ๐Ÿ”

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes ๐Ÿป

$12 Pepperoni, Mushroom, & Onion Pizza ๐Ÿ•

Well, Well, Wellโ€ฆGuess Who Declined To Debate The GOP Candidate??? Thatโ€™s Right, Low IQ & Mental Health โ€œSemi-Recoveredโ€ (We Assume Female Whixh Seems To He Her Only Democrat Qualification) Amy Actonโ€ฆI Guess A Steady Diet Of Alcohol & Prescription Pills Just Doesnโ€™t Get The Mind Sharp For Debating, Let Alone Governing A Stateโ€ฆYou Just Canโ€™t Make This Sh*t Up๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

This Is What We Are Up Against Folks; Liberals If Your Reading This, Lie Down Before You Hurt Yourselves ๐Ÿ˜œ

"Choosing Not To Prosecute Low-Level Crime Reduces Crime" - NYC's Emily Gallagher (D)

Brilliance On Display ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

โ€œItโ€™s Offensive To Ask People To Say The Pledge Of Allegiance.โ€ ~ DeKalb County, Georgie Election Official (Democrat)

& Oh Look More Fraud Perpetrated & Facilitated By The Democrats ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

And Now The Left Is Threatening Us With Hunger Strikesโ€ฆBy The Looks Of Her, That Scares Me More Than Their Boycotts๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Cheers Folks & God Bless America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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