06/20/2026
Hey gang -
As you’re aware, invaders from the planet Inorgano have been devastating Earth for the past month. Despite the best efforts of our planet’s greatest scientists, we’ve yet to come up with a way for humanity to fight back against their Radioactive Ultra-Bright Attacks (or RUBAs for short). The Inorganoids may be strong, but our will is stronger. Due to humanity’s peril, we have decided to close for the night. We’ll see you guys again next week!