05/22/2026
Hey gang,
As you all know, visitors from the planet Inorgano will soon be arriving on Earth. We hoped that they would be coming to our planet in peace, but they have expressed their hostility and intent for the culling of the human race. As such, we have decided to close down for the night. Get some rest, eat some vegetables (poisonous to the Inorganoids) and we’ll see you tomorrow! 😎