Rocko's Dive Bar & Texas Kitchen

Rocko's Dive Bar & Texas Kitchen All ye tattooed, trashy, or troubled, welcome home! East Pearland is a whole lot cooler now! Pearland's Seventh Favorite Dive Bar!

Kitchen Jeff did good, ya'll!
06/11/2026

Kitchen Jeff did good, ya'll!

Another unplanned shirt match day at Rocko's! Rocko says this means we have to play Motorhead until karaoke starts at 8...
06/11/2026

Another unplanned shirt match day at Rocko's! Rocko says this means we have to play Motorhead until karaoke starts at 8. Mama T has threatened to sing along if he does. She does not know any of the lyrics, but she can definitely scream unintelligible gibberish, so samesies.


🧮🍻 THURSDAY MATH AT ROCKO'S 🍻🧮 $3.50 wells $15 Kitchen Confidential + Karaoke 8pm-midni...
06/11/2026

🧮🍻 THURSDAY MATH AT ROCKO'S 🍻🧮
$3.50 wells
$15 Kitchen Confidential
+ Karaoke 8pm-midnight
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A Damn Fine Night!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Tonight's Kitchen Confidential from Kitchem Jeff is a game-changer:
🍔🧀 Cheeseburger Nachos! 🧀🍔
All the greatness of our juicy cheeseburger piled high on our fried-to-order tortilla chips smothered in our signature smoked gouda queso. 🤤
Honestly... say less. 👏

Then stick around for 🎤 KARAOKE WITH CHACHA 🎤 from 8 PM to Midnight!
Whether you're belting out a classic, cheering on your friends, or just enjoying the show with a cold drink in hand, you already know it's gonna be a PARTY! 🎉🍻🎶

Tag your heathen karaoke crew and tell us what song you're singing tonight! 👇🎤
1130 Broadway, East Pearland

06/11/2026

BURGER UNBOXING TIME! This Friday come watch the US against Paraguay in the World Cup and grab a Americana Burger (aka, AMERICA AF) with Fridays and cheer for your favorite cocktail to land on the $4.50 Spinning Wheel of Destiny: Cocktail Edition. Ain't a bad way to spend a Friday.

We are not responsible if you go buy Jarts after eating this burger!





06/09/2026

Storytime! It's Taste Lab Tuesday. Check in to see what Mama T is cooking a learn a little bit about her food love journey!


On deck this week in Pearland...🥩🍸Monday 6/8 - $25 Steak night! 12 oz ribeye served with 3-cheese mac, Italian zucchini...
06/09/2026

On deck this week in Pearland...

🥩🍸Monday 6/8 - $25 Steak night! 12 oz ribeye served with 3-cheese mac, Italian zucchini+mushrooms & green salad w/ ranch. Plus 4.50 wines & old fashioneds.

🌞🔬Tuesday 6/9 - Taste Lab: Summer Bounty, Part 1! Mama T is doing all the tasty things gorgeous fresh fruit. Figs, peaches, blueberries, and more! Plus, a $4.50 Hot Texas Peach cocktail!

🍗🎯Wednesday 6/10 - Whiskey, Wings & (W)Darts to get you thru that Humpday! 1/2 price top shelf* whiskeys, $1 off every whiskey below that. Darts tourney too! $10 cash entry (100% pot payout). 7pm sign up, 7:30pm start.

🙊🎙Thursday 6/11 - Kitchen Confidential & Karaoke Thursday! Kitchen Jeff will be sharing a secret concoction for $15. And karaoke from 8pm to midnight!

⚽️🏟🍔🍸Friday 6/12 - Bad Ass Burger Night + World Cup Kickoff! Come join us in watching USA battle Paraguay while dining on the most American Burger Mama T can imagine. Video should drop Wednesday of her final plan, so be on the lookout. Plus, the Spinning Wheel of Destiny will choose our $4.50 drink special every 2 hours! (No live music, as we will have the game on.)

🍸🎤Saturday 6/13 - Saturdays are for Singing Together! Tell us what songs you want to hear and we will play them and everybody sings along! Our Saturday night $10 house-ground ribeye blend cheeseburger makes it a night out everybody can afford. Add a $4 White Tea shot and $3 draft beers to make it a Saturday Night Party!

🎤👪🌮Sunday 6/14 - Spawn Sing Sunday + Taco Night! Family Karaoke from 4 -7pm with a sweet deal for kids to eat free! Plus the Spinning Wheel of Destiny will choose our $7 taco special every 2 hours! Oh, and $4 bottled beers and $3.50 well vodka.

And don't forget about our Summer Luau Bash on Sat, June 20, and our Enchanted Rock Vodka Tasting on Sunday, July 26!

1130 Broadway, East Pearland





06/08/2026

Hey Heathens! You know we have to do this post every once in awhile... we are about to hit another threshold on our FB followers. Care to scroll thru our recent posts and share one that you liked? The dumb algorithms keep us in business. Fu**in' AI.

Or don't. We ain't your boss. Quit asking for a raise!

Our first Family Karoke was so much fun!
06/07/2026

Our first Family Karoke was so much fun!


🚨 SUNDAYS AT ROCKO'S 🚨We're investing in the future... by training our next generation of customers early. 🍻👶🎤 FAMILY KA...
06/07/2026

🚨 SUNDAYS AT ROCKO'S 🚨

We're investing in the future... by training our next generation of customers early. 🍻👶

🎤 FAMILY KARAOKE 🕓 4–7 PM
Bring your little spawn, offspring, heir apparent, or tax deduction and let them belt out their favorite songs while you enjoy a cold one and question your parenting choices.

(Pearland Pear Clutchers Club: you may want to sit this fun night out... our bathroom graffiti ain't getting painted over just because you can't shepherd your kids thru a cool experience.)

Meanwhile, the grown-ups can enjoy: 🍸 $3.50 Well Vodka 🌮 $7 Spinning Wheel of Destiny: Taco Edition. And after 7pm we get back to our regularly scheduled debauchery!

And a quick summer update: 🎸 Live music has moved to FRIDAYS for the summer! (Although the World Cup is stealing a few Fridays from us, so keep an eye on the schedule.)

So load up the minivan, bribe the kids with tacos, and come make some memories (and maybe a few blackmail-worthy karaoke videos).

Rocko's: Raising the next generation of karaoke legends, taco enthusiasts, and future regulars.




06/05/2026

SOOOOO MUCH....
to tell you heathens...
and to get done....

Live music with Travis Snider tonight from 7-10pm plus we are continuing with the Queso Burger tonight. $4.50 Spinning Wheel of Destiny cocktails make it a good night for sure!


Address

1130 Broadway Street, Ste 114
Pearland, TX
77581

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 12am
Tuesday 4pm - 12am
Wednesday 4pm - 12am
Thursday 4pm - 2am
Friday 4pm - 2am
Saturday 4pm - 2am
Sunday 4pm - 12am

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