Rocko's Dive Bar & Texas Kitchen

11/04/2026

Thanksgiving at Rocko's this year or another year of dry turkey carved by your Uncle Elbert?

Your call.

❤️

11/03/2026

Happy National Sandwich Day!
Mama T and the crew have been busy in the kitchen since the wee hours of 11am, baking breads from scratch and making all the sandwichy goodness you want tonight. Come join for Taste Lab Tuesday: National Sandwich Day and celebrate/grieve the election results over a $4.50 PB&J Old Fashioned. We are all one Texas, baby!



Tina, these mini muffuletta buns are waiting for you! 😁

10/30/2026

The six sandwiches are decided upon for Tuesday's Taste Lab. Stay tuned for a menu posting in the next day or so. Now Mama T has some bread to make!

Favorite Sammich? National Sandwich Day is coming up on Tuesday, November 3rd. So we are going to celebrate all things SAMMICH at Taste Lab that night. Mama T loves a toasted pimento cheese & bacon with pepper jelly. Rocko loves an Italian sub. What's your favorite?

10/29/2026

Favorite Sammich? National Sandwich Day is coming up on Tuesday, November 3rd. So we are going to celebrate all things SAMMICH at Taste Lab that night. Mama T loves a toasted pimento cheese & bacon with pepper jelly. Rocko loves an Italian sub. What's your favorite?

10/26/2026

How in the world is it Monday again already? Here's our weekly schedule. Now excuse us while we weep quietly at how fast time moves...

And don't forget our $3 Happy Hour, Mon-Friday 4-6 pm!

🥩🍸Monday 10/26 - $25 Steak night! 12 oz ribeye served with mashed potatoes, spinach-artichoke gratin, and butter-roasted carrots. Plus 4.50 wines & old fashioneds.

🍬🍫🍭🔬Tuesday 10/27 - Taste Lab Tuesday: Trick& Treat! Mama T is having fun with Halloween candy... and seeing how many she can turn into savory bites! Plus a $4.50 Candy Corn Wh***ey Sour cocktail. Yum!

🥃🍗Wednesday 10/28 - Wh***ey & Wings to get you thru that Humpday! 1/2 price top shelf* wh***eys, $1 off every wh***ey below that. (*excludes allocated)

🎵🎤Thursday 10/29 - Karaoke Night! Karaoke from 8:30 pm to 12:30 am. All wells are $3.50, all damn night!

🍔🍸Friday 10/30 - Live Music & Bad Ass Burger Night! Patty O'Beers is back, from 7-10pm, to sing all your retro and new school favs!!! Plus the Tostada Burger is back for a second week. And the Spinning Wheel of Destiny will choose our $4.50 drink special every 2 hours!

🎃🎶Saturday 10/31 - Happy Halloween - Come join us for a spooky night of good food, good drinks, and good times! Costumes are encouraged! DJ Atomix Fernando Reyna will be spinning till 1:30 am!! Plus $4 Pumpkin Spice shots return, $3 draft beers & $10 cheeseburgers make it the best Saturday night deal in town!

🎤🪕🌮Sunday 11/1 - Pearland's Got Soul: Open Mic! From 6-9pm, come listen to local up and coming musicians perform covers and originals (no recorded music). The Spinning Wheel of Destiny will choose our $7 taco special every 2 hours! Oh, and $4 bottled beers and $3.50 well vodka.
1130 Broadway, East Pearland

10/23/2026

Halloween Party Alert! Join us tomorrow night, Saturday October 24 for our Second Annual Slutty Pumpkin Halloween Party!

👻Costume Contest!
🎃$4 Pumpkin Pie Shots!
🍺$3 Draft Beers!
🍔$10 Cheeseburgers!

10/22/2026

Time travel is possible when it comes to burger unboxing! Debuting Friday, 10/23. Only on Fridays. Only for a few weeks. Only at Rocko's! Only in our low-class back alley!

(Did we mention this one is gluten free?)

10/20/2026

Mama T should not be left unmonitored. Just sayin'. Here's this week's schedule!

$3 Happy Hour, Mon-Friday 4-6 pm!

🥩🍸Monday 10/19 - $25 Steak night! 12 oz ribeye served with twice baked potato casserole, sautéed mushrooms & buttered broccoli. Plus 4.50 wines & old fashioneds.

🤠🇮🇹🔬Tuesday 10/20 - Taste Lab Tuesday: Spaghetti Western! Mama T is exploring a fusion of Italian and Texas Cowboy foods! Plus a $4.50 Raspberry Clint Eastwood cocktail. Yum!

🥃🍗Wednesday 10/21 - Wh***ey & Wings to get you thru that Humpday! 1/2 price top shelf* wh***eys, $1 off every wh***ey below that. (*excludes allocated)

🎵🎤Thursday 10/22 - Karaoke Night! Karaoke from 8:30 pm to 12:30 am. All wells are $3.50, all damn night!

🍔🍸Friday 10/23 - Live Music & Bad Ass Burger Night! Cheap Trick is back, from 7-10pm, to sing all your favs!!! Plus a whole new Friday Burger is debuting. Details out on Wednesday. And the Spinning Wheel of Destiny will choose our $4.50 drink special every 2 hours!

🎃🎶Saturday 10/24 - 2nd Annual Slutty Pumpkin Halloween Party - Come join us for the best damn Halloween party in Pearland! Costumes are encouraged! DJ Jay Are will be spinning till 1:30 am!! Plus $4 Pumpkin Spice shots, $3 draft beers & $10 cheeseburgers make it the best Saturday night deal in town!

🎤🪕🌮Sunday 10/25 - Pearland's Got Soul: Open Mic! From 6-9pm, come listen to local up and coming musicians perform covers and originals (no recorded music). The Spinning Wheel of Destiny will choose our $7 taco special every 2 hours! Oh, and $4 bottled beers and $3.50 well vodka.
1130 Broadway, East Pearland

10/12/2026

Comment below on craziest theories for Mama T's latest injury. And read on for this week's schedule. Plus $3 Happy Hour, Mon-Friday 4-6 pm!

🥩🍸Monday 10/12 - $25 Steak night! 12 oz ribeye served with dirty rice, Maxine's corn & bacon green beans. Plus 4.50 wines & old fashioneds.

🤯🔬Tuesday 10/13 - Taste Lab Tuesday: ON HIATUS! Mama T is out of town, so you will just have to dine on our regular menu. Poor things, however will you survive? But the good news is that we are offering THREE $4.50 cocktails as penance.... Ginger Rum Sour, Apple Bottom, and Pumpkin Pie Martini. Yum!

🥃🍗Wednesday 10/14 - Wh***ey & Wings to get you thru that Humpday! 1/2 price top shelf* wh***eys, $1 off every wh***ey below that. (*excludes allocated)

🎵🎤Thursday 10/15 Karaoke Night! Karaoke from 8:30 pm to 12:30 am. All wells are $3.50, all damn night!

🍔🍸Friday 10/16 - Live Music & Bad Ass Burger Night! Travis Snider is back, from 7-10pm, to jam out on all your favs!!! Plus the Country Fried Ribeye Sandwich is getting its last night. Come try it before it is gone forever. And the Spinning Wheel of Destiny will choose our $4.50 drink special every 2 hours!

🎶Saturday 10/17 - Cheap Date Night! Saturday Nights are always the best deal for a damn fine time in town! DJ TBD will be spinning till 1:30 am!! Plus $4 Fruity Judy shots, $3 draft beers & $10 cheeseburgers make it the best Saturday night deal in town!

🎤🪕🌮Sunday 10/18 - Pearland's Got Soul: Open Mic! From 6-9pm, come listen to local up and coming musicians perform covers and originals (no recorded music). The Spinning Wheel of Destiny will choose our $7 taco special every 2 hours! Oh, and $4 bottled beers and $3.50 well vodka.
1130 Broadway, East Pearland