Loran Slurp n Burp

09/05/2026

🌽🥕 FARMERS MARKET SUNDAY! 🥕🌽

Come on out to Loran Slurp N Burp this Sunday for our Farmers Market! 🧺🍎🌻

Shop local, support your neighbors, grab some goodies, and of course… stick around for a cold drink and good time! 🍻😎

Then don’t forget—we’re OPEN MONDAY at 11 AM! 🍺🔥

Sunday = shop local.
Monday = cure whatever Sunday got you into. 😂

See ya at Slurp N Burp! 🍻

09/04/2026

🐟🔥 FRIDAY FISH FRY IS CALLING! 🔥🐟

It’s FRIDAY, and you know what that means… time to let somebody else do the cooking! 😏🍻

🍽️ COD DINNER
🐟 CATFISH DINNER
🍤 SHRIMP DINNER

⏰ Serving starts at 4:30 PM!

Come hungry, leave happy, and wash it all down with something cold! 🍺

📍 Loran Slurp N Burp
Because around here, the fish is crispy, the b**r is cold, and the good times are guaranteed! 😎

Tag your fish fry buddy and we’ll see you tonight! 🐟🍻

09/03/2026

🍕🔥 IT’S PIZZA DAY, BABY! 🔥🍕

Thursday at Loran Slurp n Burp means one thing… CARBS & COLD B**R! 😏🍺

🍕 All Meat Pizza — $13
🌮 Taco Pizza — $12
🍕 All Other Pizzas — $11

🍻 $2 DOMESTICS 🍻

Come hungry, leave happy, and pretend you’re only stopping in for “one drink.” 😂

Tag your pizza partner and get your butt to Slurp n Burp! 🍕🍺

09/02/2026

09/01/2026

🌮🔥 TACO TUESDAY IS HERE! 🔥🌮

Your Tuesday just got a whole lot tastier! Come get your taco fix at Loran Slurp n Burp! 🍻🌮

🌮 Soft Shells — $4
🌮 3 Hard Shell Tacos — $9
🌮 Walking Taco — $8

Come hungry, leave happy, and maybe have a drink or two while you’re at it. 😉🍺

Because tacos are basically a food group… right? 😂

Tacos not your thing?? Stop tomorrow for Tater Tot Casserole!!!

📍 Loran Slurp n Burp
🌮 TACO ’BOUT A GOOD TIME! 🍻

08/30/2026

🔥 SPECIALS AT SLURP N BURP! 🔥

We’ve got TWO tasty reasons to get your butt in here today! 🍔🌯

🌯 BIG MAC WRAP + FRIES — $11
All the Big Mac goodness you love, wrapped up and ready to get messy! 😏🍔

🥩 REUBEN EGG ROLLS — 2 FOR $8
Crispy, cheesy, corned beefy deliciousness with all those Reuben flavors! 🤤

Come hungry. Come thirsty. Come prepared to loosen that waistband. 😂🍻

Slurp n Burp is where the calories don’t count! 😉

08/30/2026

🎤🔥 WHAT A NIGHT, LORAN! 🔥🎤

THANK YOU to everyone who came out and made karaoke night one hell of a party! 🎶🍻 Y’all brought the voices, the chaos, and just the right amount of questionable singing. 😂

But guess what… WE’RE NOT DONE YET! 😏

☀️🍻 SUNDAY FUNDAY IS ON! 🍻☀️
Come shake off that karaoke hangover and keep the party rolling with us!

Cold drinks. Good food. Questionable decisions.
Just the way Sunday was meant to be. 😎

📍 Loran Slurp n Burp
🍺 Come thirsty. Leave happy. Maybe. 😂

LET’S KEEP THIS PARTY GOING! 🍻🔥