The Village Idiot Pub

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The Village Idiot Pub Who's An Idiot? We've got four locations for everyone. Kids under 12 eat free Mon-Thurs, 3-7pm - you can’t beat that! Friend
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Sports fans can catch games on our many TVs while enjoying cold beers, and families can have a great meal together away from home. Friends can party with live music, while foodies will love our rotating menu and awesome deals. On weekends, our DJs spin the latest hits that keep the energy high. Our fun staff will take care of you and make sure you’re having a great time.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN from your favorite idiots. 🤪🦇You KNOW we’re open. 💀🔥 Throw on a costume and stop by, because the party k...
10/31/2026

HAPPY HALLOWEEN from your favorite idiots. 🤪🦇

You KNOW we’re open. 💀🔥 Throw on a costume and stop by, because the party keeps going tonight.

🎃 HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY AT 9PM
🎧 DJ Salty Jim all night
💰 $250 Best Costume
💰 $250 Most Original Costume
🏆 Winners announced at midnight, and you’ve gotta be here to win!

And while you’re here… try our NEW limited-time Down East C***r & Donut. 🍎🍩
Served with a cinnamon-sugar rim. Fall in a glass, but not for long. 👻

Don’t be an idiot… come be a SPOOKY idiot with us this Halloween. 🤪🍻

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT, IDIOTS! 🎃💀🍻Our Halloween Party kicks off at 9PM with DJ Salty Jim, spooky drinks, and $500 in costu...
10/31/2026

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT, IDIOTS! 🎃💀🍻
Our Halloween Party kicks off at 9PM with DJ Salty Jim, spooky drinks, and $500 in costume prizes! 👻🔥

🏆 $250 Best Costume
🏆 $250 Most Original Costume

Winners announced at midnight. You must be present to win! Come be a SPOOKY idiot! 🤪🎃

The weekend won’t start itself... start it off right with a juicy burger and b**r.🍻🤪Enjoy Happy Hour from 12PM–6PM featu...
10/30/2026

The weekend won’t start itself... start it off right with a juicy burger and b**r.🍻🤪

Enjoy Happy Hour from 12PM–6PM featuring half-price well drinks, house w**es, select drafts, and domestic bottles.

Plus, half-price apps from 3PM–7PM 🍻

GET BASTED, IDIOTS! 🦃🍻🤪Thanksgiving Eve is going down at The Idiot on Wednesday, November 25th!We're open normal hours, ...
10/29/2026

GET BASTED, IDIOTS! 🦃🍻🤪

Thanksgiving Eve is going down at The Idiot on Wednesday, November 25th!

We're open normal hours, with our DJ kicking things off at 8PM! 🎶🔥

Who doesn’t love a little midweek BINGO? 🎤🍻Sing Along Bingo is happening every Wednesday from 7PM–9PM with happy hour pr...
10/28/2026

Who doesn’t love a little midweek BINGO? 🎤🍻

Sing Along Bingo is happening every Wednesday from 7PM–9PM with happy hour pricing on food and drinks. 🍻🔥

Come sing, play, drink, eat, and pretend you’re not extremely competitive.🤪

THREE MORE DAYS until Halloween at VIP! 🎃👻🤪Halloween at The Idiot is THIS SATURDAY at 9PM with DJ Salty Jim and $500 in ...
10/28/2026

THREE MORE DAYS until Halloween at VIP! 🎃👻🤪
Halloween at The Idiot is THIS SATURDAY at 9PM with DJ Salty Jim and $500 in costume prizes! 💀🍻

🏆 $250 Best Costume
🏆 $250 Most Original Costume

Winners announced at midnight. Come dressed to KILL! 🔪🔥

Fall Fest is better with a b**r in hand. 🍁🍻Find us on Main Street Saturday, November 7th, from 12–4PM for fall drinks, o...
10/27/2026

Fall Fest is better with a b**r in hand. 🍁🍻

Find us on Main Street Saturday, November 7th, from 12–4PM for fall drinks, outdoor dining, and our shot at winning the Chili & Chowder Contest!

Come hungry, idiots. 🤪🌶️

COWBOYS VS. EAGLES TONIGHT!🤪 🍻🏈We’ve got $5 Montauk drafts all day,  plus game day specials for all sports.🔥Don’t be an ...
10/26/2026

COWBOYS VS. EAGLES TONIGHT!🤪 🍻🏈

We’ve got $5 Montauk drafts all day, plus game day specials for all sports.🔥

Don’t be an idiot… watch it here. You’re welcome. 🤪🍻

All hail the PUMKING! 🎃🍺We're pouring Southern Tier Pumking and serving up fall cocktails all season long! 🍂And this Sun...
10/25/2026

All hail the PUMKING! 🎃🍺

We're pouring Southern Tier Pumking and serving up fall cocktails all season long! 🍂

And this Sunday, we're opening at 9AM for Steelers vs. Saints at 9:30AM, with brunch and game day specials ready to go! 🏈🍻

Fall Sundays look pretty good at The Idiot. 🤪

Calling all party animals! 🐶🎃🍻The Howl-O-Ween Pup Crawl is happening TODAY from 2–5PM, and The Idiot is part of the fun!...
10/25/2026

Calling all party animals! 🐶🎃🍻

The Howl-O-Ween Pup Crawl is happening TODAY from 2–5PM, and The Idiot is part of the fun! 🤪🐾

Bring your costumed pup, enjoy some drinks, and make your way through Patchogue for a spooky good time!

🐕 Check-in at Daisy's from 1:30–2PM. Costume winners announced at 5PM!

Address

8 E Main Street
Patchogue, NY
11772

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 12am
Tuesday 11am - 12am
Wednesday 11am - 12am
Thursday 11am - 12am
Friday 11am - 12am
Saturday 11am - 12am
Sunday 10am - 12am

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