09/17/2026
☕🐂 COFFEES ON US — BUSINESS SPOTLIGHT #2! 🐂☕
Well… apparently we’ve created a monster.
Today, Ragar Realty kicked off our Coffees on Us Business Spotlight by buying the first 20 coffees and giving us a completely unbiased, incredibly accurate description of Doug Dry.
We thought that would be the end of it.
We were wrong. 😂
Tomorrow morning, Nola Crane & Crane Land & Cattle Company are stepping up and BUYING THE FIRST 20 COFFEES OF THE DAY! ☕🐂
And apparently Nola had a few things she needed to get off her chest…
Here’s what she had to say:
“Apparently Ragar Realty made the mistake of publicly revealing just how magnificent Doug Dry really is, and now the rest of us can no longer remain silent.
Crane Land & Cattle Company would like to officially confirm that everything previously reported about Doug was true—and, frankly, grossly understated.
Doug Dry isn’t the best thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread is the best thing since Doug Dry.
Rumor has it Doug once stared directly at a bull until the bull apologized. Cows gain 30 pounds just hearing his name. Corn yields an extra 12 bushels when Doug drives past a field. The man doesn’t check the weather—the weather checks with Doug to see what his plans are.
When Doug walks into Rebel Smash, the grill gets hotter out of respect. Bacon crisps itself. Coffee pours itself.
The man is so American that his blood type is probably U-S-A Positive. 🇺🇸
And because a legend of this magnitude deserves to be properly celebrated, Nola Crane and Crane Land & Cattle Company are buying coffee for the FIRST 20 CUSTOMERS TOMORROW at Rebel Smash. ☕🐂
That’s right. Get there early. Grab your coffee. Raise it toward Doug Dry and thank the Lord above that you were fortunate enough to be born during the same historical period as this magnificent human.
And Doug, don’t let any of this go to your head. You still have to pay for customer #21.
Now the question is: which Palmyra business has the guts to pick up the next round and continue the Legend of Doug Dry? 😂🇺🇸☕🐂”
— Nola Crane
Crane Land & Cattle Company
😂😂😂
Apparently this is what Coffees on Us has become, and we're completely here for it.
A HUGE thank you to Nola Crane & Crane Land & Cattle Company for stepping up and supporting another morning at Rebel Smash!
☕ FIRST 20 COFFEES TOMORROW — ON CRANE LAND & CATTLE COMPANY!
Breakfast starts at 6:00 AM.
Get here early. Grab some breakfast. Get your coffee.
And apparently… pay your respects to Doug Dry. 😂🇺🇸
Now the real question…
👀 WHO'S BUYING THE NEXT 20?
If your business wants to take over the next Coffees on Us Business Spotlight, shoot us a message.
Let's see how far we can take this thing.
